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03-23-2005, 04:37 PM
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American Idol
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, I would drink sake out of her ass in front of her grandmother. FWIW.
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Even if Michael Douglas had been there first? |
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03-23-2005, 04:39 PM
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#4547
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American Idol
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Even if Michael Douglas had been there first?
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I would not drink after Michael Douglas.
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03-23-2005, 04:39 PM
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#4548
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American Idol
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would not drink after Michael Douglas.
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What if Catherine went to a car wash afterward? |
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03-23-2005, 04:41 PM
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#4549
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Suggested alternate avatar for ncs
Alternate avatar? Why, bilmore, why? Because sometimes the pros wear a third jersey, doncha know. Anyway:
(Oh, and by the by, Glamour's "Ask Jake" dude is just plain wrong.)
(What? What's wrong with reading Glamour?) |
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03-23-2005, 04:43 PM
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#4550
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American Idol
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Even if Michael Douglas had been there first?
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Hey, if I limited my sake drinking to women who haven't had a dick in their ass, it'd be slim pickin's.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-23-2005, 04:44 PM
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#4551
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World Ruler
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
What if Catherine went to a car wash afterward?
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I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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03-23-2005, 04:46 PM
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#4552
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Too Good For Post Numbers
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Question for whomever is left
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't get it?
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It's not a very high ski hill.
But the skiers are.
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Does anyone know why my feet hurt?
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Yes. |
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03-23-2005, 04:47 PM
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#4553
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Moderator
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey, if I limited my sake drinking to women who haven't had a dick in their ass, it'd be slim pickin's.
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Slim Pickens is a woman? |
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03-23-2005, 04:50 PM
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#4554
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.
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I would wax that ass.
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03-23-2005, 04:50 PM
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#4555
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.
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I hear Jessica Alba serves Kirin Light.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-23-2005, 05:00 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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American Idol
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Since I have always imagined you as Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'm glad to see that you are familiar with her every blemish.
So what you're saying with the rugby party story is meant to refute Bilmore's contention that sushi feels no pain, right?
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Oh, there was pain. Lots and lots of pain. Sunlight hurt.
I wish I'd considered the Cathereine Zeta-Jones (non) resemblance yesterday when I got my hair cut. It's not exactly flowing right now.
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03-23-2005, 05:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.
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That's because you've never had good sake. My ass serves only the best. |
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03-23-2005, 05:07 PM
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#4558
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Registered User
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American Idol
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, I would drink sake out of her ass in front of her grandmother. FWIW.
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So you have joined the ranks of rimmers? Duly noted. |
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03-23-2005, 05:11 PM
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Brains is genetic
Clemens' Hummer stolen in Houston
Pitcher's son left car unlocked after driving to school.
Why. Why would you leave the Hummer unlocked?
"That Hummer was given to him by the New York Yankees for his 300th win."
Brawner said Clemens, who was at spring training with the Houston Astros in Florida, is offering a $10,000 reward for the vehicle's safe return and information about who took it. The Hummer contained all of Koby Clemens' baseball equipment for the high school team.
He began letting Koby Clemens drive the orange Hummer to school after he signed a letter of intent last November to play baseball for the University of Texas, whose colors are burnt orange and white. Before that, Koby drove a black Hummer to school.
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03-23-2005, 05:15 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
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American Idol
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Slim Pickens is a woman?
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I don't think so, but he liked to ride giant missiles.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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