Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 311

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-19-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Displaced Dog and the Puppy are in a single parent household and the vet puts them down under my last name.

Your vet just puts your dogs down whenever you go in? You must have gone through many a pet.

TM

10-19-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
"Ping! Pow!

Penske, of all people, you should know that this was not a "Ping! Pow! situation.

WHich reminds me, dtb, "Ping! Pow! is synonymous to "oooh, burn", but it has a more testosterone infused macho flavor to it. Think of a bunch of 20 yo guys watching the Giants under the influence of a case of Pabst and jager shots and you get the idea. As Penske once put it, it is a "victory cry"

bilmore · 10-19-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Penske, of all people, you should know that this was not a "Ping! Pow! situation.

WHich reminds me, dtb, "Ping! Pow! is synonymous to "oooh, burn", but it has a more testosterone infused macho flavor to it. Think of a bunch of 20 yo guys watching the Giants under the influence of a case of Pabst and jager shots and you get the idea. As Penske once put it, it is a "victory cry"

I think you're all misusing "Ping! Pow!" For the meaning you're going for, there has to be a "Zing!" in there somewhere. I read your posts and think of old Batman comics.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-19-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
Plus, I have no fear that she'd fall prey to any boy unless she runs into one that's at least as tough as her, and that ain't gonna happen.

Sounds like she's at that tender age where she's discovered the Marine crewcut hairstyle and Melissa Etheridge. You getting her an F-150 for her sweet 16?

10-19-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You still use a handset? I think your space time continuum got stuck in 1992. On the bright side, Nirvana totally rules!

Merde! STP!!!

Penske_Account · 10-19-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
According to your space-time continuum, you are in the mid nineties. Sequels is probably going through rush week at Purdue and Sebby just got out of law school and is celebrating with a nice fluffy strawberry blueberry Marg at the new Pizzeria Uno in downtown Philly whie his future wife is putting grapefruits in her bra "just for fun".

And I am running a 4:21 for the mile on the track at UofI's Chicago campus to put the smack down on my first wife's progressive aspirations and preserve the continuation of my last name.

ABBAKiss · 10-19-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
HA?

Good lord what is this? I may select losers and assholes to date and/or marry but they are PRETTY losers and assholes.

sebastian_dangerfield · 10-19-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
According to your space-time continuum, you are in the mid nineties. Sequels is probably going through rush week at Purdue and Sebby just got out of law school and is celebrating with a nice fluffy strawberry blueberry Marg at the new Pizzeria Uno in downtown Philly whie his future wife is putting grapefruits in her bra "just for fun".

Cantalopes

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-19-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Indeed. In fact, I may be the ultimate romantic. I just keep it under wraps until a sappy Amazing Race "My wife is the strongest person I've ever met; I'm so proud of her!" clip comes along to jerk the tears right out of me.

Isn't one of last year's racers* the guy who is doing the Budweiser grasshopper-training-to-pour commercials right now?

TM

*The team that thought they would stay in if they stripped down to their underwear upon coming in last.

Penske_Account · 10-19-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Penske, of all people, you should know that this was not a "Ping! Pow! situation.

WHich reminds me, dtb, "Ping! Pow! is synonymous to "oooh, burn", but it has a more testosterone infused macho flavor to it. Think of a bunch of 20 yo guys watching the Giants under the influence of a case of Pabst and jager shots and you get the idea. As Penske once put it, it is a "victory cry"

2. I thought invoking Slave and WaWas in the same sentence deserved a victory cry, no? Is a "hurrishave" reference appropriate here?

bilmore · 10-19-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sounds like she's at that tender age where she's discovered the Marine crewcut hairstyle and Melissa Etheridge. You getting her an F-150 for her sweet 16?

That's an out-east thing. Here, the model she's following is the hot athletic downhill skier. Hetero - but damn tough hetero.

Pretty Little Flower · 10-19-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Good idea. You should do that.

Right after you get her on birth control.

Last edited by sebastian_dangerfield on 10-19-2005 at 03:34 PM

Puss.

E.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-19-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I was going to respond in like kind, but coincidentally, in an ironic fashion, I was opening a fortune cookie with one hand, while typing with the other, and my fortune read as follows:

YOUR PERSONALITY IS GREAT; USE IT PROUDLY-DON'T DEBATE

<eom>

I should have guessed you get your "wisdom" from cookies.

TM

ABBAKiss · 10-19-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by bilmore
That's an out-east thing. Here, the model she's following is the hot athletic downhill skier. Hetero - but damn tough hetero.

Bilmore, if she's following the hot hetero athletic downhill skier model, she is a GAY.

bilmore · 10-19-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Bilmore, if she's following the hot hetero athletic downhill skier model, she is a GAY.

No way. Too many posters of boy-toys all over her room. And the basement. And the hallway.

Of course, those might belong to one of the boys instead . . . .