Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
All Arthur Miller got was a t-shirt.

And genital warts.

Look it up.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Not Me
Thanks Sock4drb. I meant ultimate.

Sorry again. Meant Sock4dtb.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And genital warts.

Look it up.

Umm, where do you look that up? The Internet?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Did you also learn that Joe DiMaggio was an ass, not to mention overrated (probably due to the abundance of italian-american sportswriters and NY baseball fans). His HR/SO ratios are good (and it's all about the ratios), but his other numbers (particularly OBP and OPS) are very very good, but hardly worthy of the reverence he's given.

Now for his importance as a cultural figure, I'll leave that to the Michael Chabon set.

I think he got a lot of props for the smoothness of his swing. Ever see Strawberry hit in his prime? he had a similar smoothness. It was like his arms were crafted to swing a bat. Like watching a really good golfer with a great arc swing reeeeaaaal slow, but still tag the ball 300 yds.

But he was a notorious dick and he looked like a horse, so fuck him.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think he got a lot of props for the smoothness of his swing. Ever see Strawberry hit in his prime? he had a similar smoothness. It was like his arms were crafted to swing a bat. Like watching a really good golfer with a great arc swing reeeeaaaal slow, but still tag the ball 300 yds.

But he was a notorious dick and he looked like a horse, so fuck him.

You're a fucking idiot. DiMaggio's swing was pedestrian, not a stitch different than Rose's. And he didn't have half the power of Strawberry. The only distunguishing characteristic of watching him play was that he ran in a fashion that appeared slow, like Rodman, yet like Rodman, he was actually pretty fast. You want to see a perfect pure swing, try George Brett. That cat could hit. Too bad he did so many years in the fucking Royals org.

[john123]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

But he had a notorious dick and was hung like a horse, so I'd fuck him.

Necrophilia discussions are not scheduled until next Thursday, so save it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think he got a lot of props for the smoothness of his swing. Ever see Strawberry hit in his prime?

No one could snort a mound of coke as smoothly as Darryl. God it was beautiful. Instead of two separate entities, it was like the coke was an extension of Darryl's body.

[dtb]

Originally posted by bilmore
DTB isn't here, but someone has to do this:

Who was the last one?

I know how you all love my punctuation hijinks, so please allow me to share.

I sent along a local-counsel opinion to some colleagues with the (ever-so-clever) re: line of "A little pleasure reading".

I then sent a follow-up e-mail (yes, I actually did this -- all internal people, so no biggie) that commented on how it really should have been titled "A little-pleasure reading."

And the laughs just keep on comin'!!

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think he got a lot of props for the smoothness of his swing. Ever see Strawberry hit in his prime? he had a similar smoothness. It was like his arms were crafted to swing a bat. Like watching a really good golfer with a great arc swing reeeeaaaal slow, but still tag the ball 300 yds.

But he was a notorious dick and he looked like a horse, so fuck him.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield You're a fucking idiot. DiMaggio's swing was pedestrian, not a stitch different than Rose's. And he didn't have half the power of Strawberry. The only distunguishing characteristic of watching him play was that he ran in a fashion that appeared slow, like Rodman, yet like Rodman, he was actually pretty fast. You want to see a perfect pure swing, try George Brett. That cat could hit. Too bad he did so many years in the fucking Royals org.

Still sorting out your personality issues, I see.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think he got a lot of props for the smoothness of his swing. Ever see Strawberry hit in his prime? he had a similar smoothness. It was like his arms were crafted to swing a bat. Like watching a really good golfer with a great arc swing reeeeaaaal slow, but still tag the ball 300 yds.

But he was a notorious dick and he looked like a horse, so fuck him.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You're a fucking idiot. DiMaggio's swing was pedestrian, not a stitch different than Rose's. And he didn't have half the power of Strawberry. The only distunguishing characteristic of watching him play was that he ran in a fashion that appeared slow, like Rodman, yet like Rodman, he was actually pretty fast. You want to see a perfect pure swing, try George Brett. That cat could hit. Too bad he did so many years in the fucking Royals org.

Did you mean to do this?

eta stupid quick-draw shape shifter

[Not Me]

Originally posted by john123
Us, because we have to read this genderbender's pathethic reversionist's history of an American icon and her adoring fans.

ME thinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
eta stupid quick-draw shape shifter

It would be nice if he could last at least 4 min, wouldn't it? Perhaps you would like to join the support group.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you mean to do this?

eta stupid quick-draw shape shifter

no. SS did a whiff. you were asking out of kindness and concern, so your's isn't a whiff.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no. SS did a whiff. you were asking out of kindness and concern, so your's isn't a whiff.

HANK!!! If I had a ruler, I'd rap it across your knuckles.

THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "YOUR'S" (and to pre-empt future abominations, there is no such word as "childrens" either.)



You do this on purpose, don't you? And with my heart condition -- how could you?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by dtb
HANK!!! If I had a ruler, I'd rap it across your knuckles.

THERE IS NO SUCH WORD AS "YOUR'S" (and to pre-empt future abominations, there is no such word as "childrens" either.)

You do this on purpose, don't you? And with my heart condition -- how could you?

I'm my own lexographer