Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 330

taxwonk · 10-20-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The Georgia peach is but a fond memory. And despite the approaching soft alcoholism of middle age, I try not to look like a complete dork (though, in the context of these parts, that's pretty easy).

What show are you seeing on New Year's?

I'm wearing black cords today. According to GQ and Esquire, cords are in in a big way this fall. Especially in a relaxed cut blazer. Which I also own one of. But I'm not wearing it with the trousers today because they would clash.

10-20-2005, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
The Georgia peach is but a fond memory. And despite the approaching soft alcoholism of middle age, I try not to look like a complete dork (though, in the context of these parts, that's pretty easy).

What show are you seeing on New Year's?

This is so Bridges of Madison County in reverse. The Wineries of East Oregon. Sniff.

10-20-2005, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, if you want to sit in it, let me know because widening it sufficiently is going to take awhile.

TM

I thought Wonk was yoiur fat old guy?

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is so Bridges of Madison County in reverse. The Wineries of East Oregon. Sniff.

He is almost a partner. It would make sense to wait about 5 or 6 more years and increase income- thus seriously upgrading the quality of the bimbo that will ruin the marriage. Plus, this way the kids will still remember him after he's kicked out.

10-20-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm wearing black cords today. According to GQ and Esquire, cords are in in a big way this fall. Especially in a relaxed cut blazer. Which I also own one of. But I'm not wearing it with the trousers today because they would clash.

And according to Esquire, French Cuff Shirts are in, biz caz is out at Cadwalader and red suits are classy.

I miss greatesshits slave. this would have been such an opening.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 10-20-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is so Bridges of Madison County in reverse. The Wineries of East Oregon. Sniff.

It was Southern Oregon. Pay attention.

BloatedSlave · 10-20-2005, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess

I miss greatesshits slave. this would have been such an opening.

What's wrong, the voices in your head won't give the other voices in your head the password anymore?

Ping!! POw"!

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-20-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
6'5" and 170? Does he look like Nicole Ritchie?

I was going to tell you that referring to yourself in the third person doesn't make it any less boastful, but the 170 thing just threw me off my game.

That's my weight at race time, but I'm not 6'5".

6'2" 178. Ding!*

*never gets old for me on the Dan Patrick radio show...then again I only listen about once every two weeks...

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-20-2005, 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
When I read your incredibly manly, feet pounding on the pavement post, I became so excited that I spontaneously came a great geyser of spurting ejaculate. But then I read this pansy ass, fake-humble, fishing for compliments piece of shit post, and I got so turned off that it all got sucked back up into my cock.

You have a fickle cock.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-20-2005, 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I thought Wonk was yoiur fat old guy?

He doesn't fight it like Penske, so it's not as fun.

TM

Penske_Account · 10-20-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
He doesn't fight it like Penske, so it's not as fun.

TM

1. My principles and highly attenuated sense of social justice compel me to right the wrongs you seek to put forth.

2. My altruistic nature seeks to inspire Coltrane to the full limits of his potential before he squanders it on marriage, kids and middle-age spread.

And/or

3. I am a shameless self-promoter.

Pretty Little Flower · 10-20-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You have a fickle cock.

Because I respect the board, and hope good things for it, and want the quality of the posts here to be elevated above the banal, the typical, the thoroughly predictable, I will refrain from posting the obvious response to the above.

Penske_Account · 10-20-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Because I respect the board, and hope good things for it, and want the quality of the posts here to be elevated above the banal, the typical, the thoroughly predictable, I will refrain from posting the obvious response to the above.

New Board Motto!@

str8outavannuys · 10-20-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That's my weight at race time, but I'm not 6'5".

6'2" 178. Ding!*

*never gets old for me on the Dan Patrick radio show...then again I only listen about once every two weeks...

Agreed on all counts. I think he's great on the radio, but he's on at the same time as Morning Becomes Eclectic, so, you'll probably never hear me say "Good morning Dan, 6'4", 228."

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 10-20-2005, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Agreed on all counts. I think he's great on the radio, but he's on at the same time as Morning Becomes Eclectic, so, you'll probably never hear me say "Good morning Dan, 6'4", 228."

Beefy