Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by andViolins
Obviously. The Picard/Kirk debate can only last so long before moving on to other topics.

aV

Speaking of Kirk: saw Shatner yesterday at the GG's. He really needs to slow down a bit, as he's really showing the mileage. On the other hand, his acceptance speech was rather humble, which was surprising.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I understand that this thread is somehow an attempt to rebut the accusation that watching Battlestar Galactica is not dorky, but you do all realize that, right now, on dozens of chat boards across cyberspace, hundreds of skinny, acned, thirteen year old boys are debating the relative attractiveness the Ceylon chick and 7 of 9.

Counselor Troi! Counselor Troi!

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I understand that this thread is somehow an attempt to rebut the accusation that watching Battlestar Galactica is not dorky, but you do all realize that, right now, on dozens of chat boards across cyberspace, hundreds of skinny, acned, thirteen year old boys are debating the relative attractiveness the Ceylon chick and 7 of 9.

Ted: Look, do you have any film in your camera?
Cliff: What?
Ted: Take those ridiculous things off! (they do) Do you have any film in your camera?
Cliff: Sure.
Ted: Okay, you guys go get it and bring it outside. Okay? Right out front.
Bryce: What for?
Ted: Just get it and come on out front, okay?
Cliff: U.F.O.?
Ted: It’s better.
Bryce: Extraterrestrial?
Ted: It’s better, okay. Just get it and come outside.
Bryce & Cliff: Female extraterrestrial?
Ted: It’s Better!! Now shhh. (goes back to the front of the house)
Bryce: Better than a female extraterrestrial? How do you tell if it’s a female?
Cliff: Cause it’s got tits.
Bryce: Well what makes them different from regular tits?
Cliff: They got four. Just get the camera.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I understand that this thread is somehow an attempt to rebut the accusation that watching Battlestar Galactica is not dorky, but you do all realize that, right now, on dozens of chat boards across cyberspace, hundreds of skinny, acned, thirteen year old boys are debating the relative attractiveness the Ceylon chick and 7 of 9.

So Pepper got you hooked on Cosabella too?



Bonus: Really, she doesn't have a face.

ETA picture is of items from the "Ceylon" collection. They don't seem to have a "Cyclops" (or whatever the battlestar aliens are called) collection yet.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Are the ones available at the iPod stores made by Bose or some other actual speaker manufacturer, or are they sold as made by Apple?

They are made by Bose.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Am thinking about getting one or two of these [JBL iPod docking station thingy] to bring tunes to my kitchen and bedroom. Anyone think this is a bad idea, or have a better one?

As I posted on the gadgets board, Santa got the JBL thingy for the Not Bobette, and she loves it. I bought it at an Apple store during a break at an out of town deposition (as opposed to a "deposition") (alas) in November, and the genius* who waited on me said that this was much better than the Bose. Whatever.

That is what Apple calls their salespeople in the Apple stores. Seems pretty accurate based upon my limited interaction with them. One of these days, we'll get an Apple store here in Podunkville. [snort of derisive laughter]

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
They are made by Bose.

Yes, and Kenmore items are really made by various manufacturers. Excellent job of not answering the question.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So Pepper got you hooked on Cosabella too?



Bonus: Really, she doesn't have a face.

ETA picture is of items from the "Ceylon" collection. They don't seem to have a "Cyclops" (or whatever the battlestar aliens are called) collection yet.

This is almost a perfect example of what a lingerie photo in a catalogue should look like. You can almost see through the panties, but you're not quite sure if you're mistaking a shadow for something else. The bra in this photo needs to be more sheer - I see no hint of nipple.

Vic Secret lost all respect in my book when they started airbrushing out all the naughty parts. Now its just that three pounds of paper that weughs down my trash can every week.

Why did they decide to airbrush? Please tell me its not because some group of Lunatics from Omaha sent them a truckload of "What Will Become of the Children!!!!???" letters.

ETA: Did I just use "naughty parts"? What the hell is happening to me?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is a perfect example of what a lingerie photo in a catalogue should look like. You can almost see through the panties, but you're not quite sure if you're mistaking a shadow for something else. The bra in this photo needs to be more sheer - I see no hint of nipple.

Vic Secret lost all respect in my book when they started airbrushing out all the naughty parts. Now its just that three pounds of paper that weughs down my trash can every week.

Why did they decide to airbrush? Please tell me its not because some group of Lunatics from Omaha sent them a truckload of "What Will Become of the Children!!!!???" letters.

Yes, I wrote "naughty parts." I have no idea whats happening to me.

Other styles (e.g. Arabella or Anabella or something) have much sheerer bras. I can't look at the pictures at work, but if there aren't visible nipples for that collection, they're airbrushing.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
ETA: Did I just use "naughty parts"? What the hell is happening to me?

Couldn't bring yourself to say "tampon holders"?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

It was amazing how she made her tits dance during whatever speech she made ("Defenestration is a terrible thing . . ."). Was it the dress, or can they be trained to do that?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It was amazing how she made her tits dance during whatever speech she made ("Defenestration is a terrible thing . . ."). Was it the dress, or can they be trained to do that?

I'm not a huge fan of the Morticia dress, but I wish I'd seen that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Other styles (e.g. Arabella or Anabella or something) have much sheerer bras. I can't look at the pictures at work, but if there aren't visible nipples for that collection, they're airbrushing.

Yeh, but whatever style it is, VS airbrushes out the nipplage. Its like they took a piece of my childhood away. At least the part I spent masturbating...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but whatever style it is, VS airbrushes out the nipplage. Its like they took a piece of my childhood away. At least the part I spent masturbating...

I can't imagine being a 14-yr old boy with the internet. What's the opposite of blue balls?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Couldn't bring yourself to say "tampon holders"?

The proper term is gash.

Its hard to find a word that covers both nipples and vagina. "Erogenous zones" makes you sound like some creepy granola sex therapist from an old Real Sex episode. "Naughty bits" makes you sound like an ugly British hag. "Sexual organs" is both incorrect and creepily clinical. What's that "T&A" for "N&C*"?

No, I mean "cooter".