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03-28-2005, 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I just caught myself thinking about penis and humming "every rose has its thorn."
I do not like this person I've become.
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A big-haired Poison groupie? |
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03-28-2005, 04:36 PM
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#4982
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I just caught myself thinking about penis and humming "every rose has its thorn."
I do not like this person I've become.
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any particular penis? |
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03-28-2005, 04:36 PM
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#4983
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
The Rebs were amazing, and were probably the most talented team that has played the game. Hell, they probably could have beaten 1/2 of the clubs in the NBA that season. Still, I stand by my assertion that the '89 Illinois team was more athletic.
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All talent. No brains:
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03-28-2005, 04:37 PM
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
A big-haired Poison groupie?
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No. I just think I was sharper and wittier when I wasn't getting any. Now my brain has turned to something resembling refried beans. |
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03-28-2005, 04:38 PM
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#4985
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No. I just think I was sharper and wittier when I wasn't getting any. Now my brain has turned to something resembling refried beans.
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mmmm, refried beans. |
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03-28-2005, 04:39 PM
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#4986
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All talent. No brains:
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Well they had some brains -- somebody offered them hundreds of thousands of dollars and they took it.
Except for the TO thing. And the getting arrested in a crack house thing. And the rolling your car with a recruit in it thing. |
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03-28-2005, 04:39 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No. I just think I was sharper and wittier when I wasn't getting any. Now my brain has turned to something resembling refried beans.
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Someone should turn this into a sitcom episode. Hilarity ensues! |
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03-28-2005, 04:39 PM
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#4988
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
mmmm, refried beans.
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I agree! Immediately when I typed that, I thought "I want a burrito!" Which naturally started me thinking about penises again. fuck. |
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03-28-2005, 04:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Well they had some brains -- somebody offered them hundreds of thousands of dollars and they took it.
Except for the TO thing. And the getting arrested in a crack house thing. And the rolling your car with a recruit in it thing.
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I give them (well, CWeb) credit also for making sure the one witness who could make the perjury charges stick on you died before trial. |
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03-28-2005, 04:41 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Someone should turn this into a sitcom episode. Hilarity ensues!
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I'd go with sentencing the guy who doesn't have car insurance to be your butler. THAT's comedy.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-28-2005, 04:42 PM
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#4991
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I agree! Immediately when I typed that, I thought "I want a burrito!" Which naturally started me thinking about penises again. fuck.
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mmmm, fucking.
now *I* want a burrito. damn you crafty NYCers. |
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03-28-2005, 04:43 PM
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#4992
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It's all about me.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
All talent. No brains:
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You say this like it's a bad thing. I would settle for more talent and less brains in my day to day life. |
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03-28-2005, 04:44 PM
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#4993
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I agree! Immediately when I typed that, I thought "I want a burrito!" Which naturally started me thinking about penises again. fuck.
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La Bamba: "Burritos as big as your head"
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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03-28-2005, 04:47 PM
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#4994
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
La Bamba: "Burritos as big as your head"
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Ah yes, a staple after many drunken benders in college... good news is there's now one within a few blocks of the office.
You know its authentic because the original owners did time in the Graybar Hotel for immigration violations -- were bring in illegals over the border and putting them to work making burritos. |
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03-28-2005, 04:47 PM
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#4995
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Ah yes, a staple after many drunken benders in college... good news is there's now one within a few blocks of the office.
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You go on benders at work? What firm are you with?
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