Less to See than on NHL Center Ice® - Page 334

dtb · 03-28-2005, 05:48 PM

Did anybody miss me? (A rhetorical question.)

The only good thing that has happened to me since returning from vacation is knowing that I have 3 of the 4 FFour teams, and that if Illinois wins it all, I win the big office pool. Even if they don't win, I should win something (I'm in second place now, and the third-place person is a way's off).

notcasesensitive · 03-28-2005, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Someone should turn this into a sitcom episode. Hilarity ensues!

The Michigan recruiting violations story sounds more sitcom worthy to me. Hilarity!

notcasesensitive · 03-28-2005, 05:50 PM

Why did the cellphone talking dork in the ginormous SUV just have to try to stay in front of my little European car on the way to work today? I'm not typically a drag racer, but fuck if I'm gonna get stuck behind that vision-blocking monstrosity without a fight. I think his jock strap might have been in a twist thinking about a chick with glasses beating him at anything.

ETA, in case it wasn't clear, that of course I beat him. He won the first battle because I wasn't actually willing to cross the 60 mph threshold on the 30 mph road I drive to work, but I won the war. Darted around while he was stuck behind turning cars and never relinquished the lead again.

greatwhitenorthchick · 03-28-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
were bring in illegals over the border and putting them to work making burritos.

that's how I got in the country. Don't tell anyone. Yum, Canadian burritos.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-28-2005, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why did the cellphone talking dork in the ginormous SUV just have to try to stay in front of my little European car on the way to work today? I'm not typically a drag racer, but fuck if I'm gonna get stuck behind that visi9on-blocking monstrosity without a fight. I think his jock strap might have been in a twist thinking about a chick with glasses beating him at anything.

You wear glasses?

Dork.

ABBAKiss · 03-28-2005, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No. I just think I was sharper and wittier when I wasn't getting any. Now my brain has turned to something resembling refried beans.

Is this still the same guy? Updates? Letters to the forum?

Hank Chinaski · 03-28-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
if they get that far they'll be a slight dog to UNC.

FYI. They no longer do the consolation game. Besides, I think Illinois will beat Louisville.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand · 03-28-2005, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
FYI. They no longer do the consolation game. Besdies, I think Illinois will beat Louisville.

I'd love to see Sparty win one more. Two if they happen to play Louisville.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 03-28-2005, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Is this still the same guy? Updates? Letters to the forum?

Apparently his penis has thorns. Or his penis has its own penis.

notcasesensitive · 03-28-2005, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You wear glasses?

Dork.

Mostly just when I'm driving. They are funky hipster chick glasses anyway. PLF approved (or they would be, if I ever met PLF).

[Congrats on the 5k. Think up a name for the new thread.]

ltl/fb · 03-28-2005, 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Apparently his penis has thorns. Or his penis has its own penis.

I was a little disturbed by the thorned penis, but got distracted by the refried beans. I guess if she's into that, it's fine, but I'm curious.

gwinky? what are the pros/cons of the thorned penis?

Mister_Ruysbroeck · 03-28-2005, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Why did the cellphone talking dork in the ginormous SUV just have to try to stay in front of my little European car on the way to work today? I'm not typically a drag racer, but fuck if I'm gonna get stuck behind that vision-blocking monstrosity without a fight. I think his jock strap might have been in a twist thinking about a chick with glasses beating him at anything.

ETA, in case it wasn't clear, that of course I beat him. He won the first battle because I wasn't actually willing to cross the 60 mph threshold on the 30 mph road I drive to work, but I won the war. Darted around while he was stuck behind turning cars and never relinquished the lead again.

I love that car.