Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Why is the wife not the douche? If you went to Yale Law School for only 2 years it wouldn't count nearly as much.

They are way too polite. Is there going to be more? Or is it just a little "I think this" "well, I think this" dual article thingy? And, geez, not just assistant, but visiting, and not just visiting, but Hofstra? What is Hofstra, anyway?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
She should debate the necessity of the 1st year of LS, because the rule against perpetuities and future interests did nothing for me.

Sure, who cares about the future when your presence is sooo hot!!

:drool:

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
It should be $5.00 or more a gallon. Keep raising the taxes until this country is broken of its dependence on the Arabs. We will know the price is high enough when Hummer goes out of business.

Dissent, brother. I still don’t pay much attention to gas prices. I’ve just taken to running all my gas bills through the wife’s business. And if I couldn’t do that? I still wouldn’t get all pissed about it. I mean, really... gas is like water. What am I going to do? Go out and buy a Prius? Try driving that in the Winter up here. High gas prices are just one of those things I lament, along with death, wrinkles, having a job and paying taxes. In fact, gas is like taxes. You do everything you can to avoid paying, but when you have to pay, fuck it. Its just a cost of doing business, and there’s no use griping.

I'm getting ass fucked daily in so many other ways... gas seems the least of the offenses...

[Shape Shifter]

A woman who was scheduled to get cosmetic surgery for Extreme Makeover is suing the show after they decided not to provide her the surgery after all.

From the article:

The 31-page complaint begins with the line "Deleese Williams is considered ugly."

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-296543c.html

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by dtb
Was the sex and booze in your 3d year or now?

3rd year.

I only drink wine now, in moderation, because I am a moderator. And currently I am celibate. Like the babyjesus.

It promotes discipline and focus.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Any dead hookers?

It's Vegas. Who even counts?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dissent, brother. I still don’t pay much attention to gas prices. I’ve just taken to running all my gas bills through the wife’s business. And if I couldn’t do that? I still wouldn’t get all pissed about it. I mean, really... gas is like water. What am I going to do? Go out and buy a Prius? Try driving that in the Winter up here. High gas prices are just one of those things I lament, along with death, wrinkles, having a job and paying taxes. In fact, gas is like taxes. You do everything you can to avoid paying, but when you have to pay, fuck it. Its just a cost of doing business, and there’s no use griping.

I'm getting ass fucked daily in so many other ways... gas seems the least of the offenses...

Its not like taxes, but other than that I agree with you and less. What are you dissenting about?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"So, when will that project be finished, Sebastian?"

"When its done."

I know several plumbers, contractors and auto mechanics who have already adopted this approach. The revolution has not yet come to pass, however, and we remain mired in temporal chains forged by our own unthinking adherence to an inherently fascist conception of "time" as a quantifiable commodity. Dude.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I love the clock-killing part of Vegas. I had no idea when I got up or when I went to sleep or whether I was drinking or anything else before noon.

I know this sounds silly, but how incredible would it be if we banned the observation of passing time? Seriously, if we banned the observance of time as its presently done (and fixated upon by idiots who have a hard on for "being organized and maximizing the day"), life would pass much more pleasurably.

I am all for this, and it will be my mantra when I quasi-retire. In fact, my weekend was a warm-up. I pulled an all-nighter for shits and giggles on Friday night, and went straight to the Cal game and started drinking beer at 11:30 a.m. I was passed out at 7:00 p.m., slept 15 hours, and then went to an Octoberfest beer-a-thon yesterday afternoon, which led to $2 all-night Happy Hour until 2:00 a.m. I hurt, but it was worth it.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I thought it was a fairly balanced article, and I thought the camp came out looking fairly good, even if some kids didn't want to be there.

Has there ever been a camp where there weren't at least some kids didn't want to be there?

I once attended a nerd camp that had a fat camp right across the way, and the two groups did a few things together in an ad hoc way (it was quite the social scene, let me tell you). For the most part the camp seemed to be a good thing, except for the couple of girls who really should not have been there at all, whose only problem was their (or their parents') body image.

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Originally posted by ironweed
I know several plumbers, contractors and auto mechanics who have already adopted this approach. The revolution has not yet come to pass, however, and we remain mired in temporal chains forged by our own unthinking adherence to an inherently fascist conception of "time" as a quantifiable commodity. Dude.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SCHEDULE MEETINGS AROUND YOU PEOPLE????????????????????

You are so fired.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
They are way too polite. Is there going to be more? Or is it just a little "I think this" "well, I think this" dual article thingy? And, geez, not just assistant, but visiting, and not just visiting, but Hofstra? What is Hofstra, anyway?

A bad place to flunk out of in the mid-sixties, when the draft was on. Or so I have heard.

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Originally posted by ironweed
A bad place to flunk out of in the mid-sixties, when the draft was on. Or so I have heard.

I looked it up, and it is actually not in New Jersey. Who knew?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Any dead hookers?

Possibly, in one of the bathrooms. I don’t do the get-the-blow-job-from-the-hooker bit... I hate 90% of everyone and everything. I can’t go and screw up my relationship with one of the few things I really care for and actually respect. Its too bad you can’t cheat on your career and the people in the industry and city you live in. There should be some grand way to show them that level of contempt.

I was driving in this morning and saw this cesspool from the Schuykill and got the most sickening feeling in my gut. Anyone got a lead for a gig somewhere else? I think Sebby needs a new city. Or at least a gig that lets me travle far away from Shit City regularly.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I looked it up, and it is actually not in New Jersey. Who knew?

Me! What do I win?

If it's a watch, I don't want it. Dude.