Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

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[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Damn, woman. You trick us into googling shit like that without proper warning, soon it'll only be NFH who does your research.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Quick question: Is this one of your more favored strip clubs?

If the answer is yes, I'd wait a few days for her to cool off before stopping by again. I'd hate to think of a restraining order standing between you and Spanky and that hot stripper action.

Actually, I don't like strip clubs. That said, this one has good talent, but they only go topless on stage, not lap dances, so it is a cost-benefit analysis best left to those who do like strip clubs.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is actually just as crazy and stupid. Except that she'll probably get into the good graces of the strippers (who have all been through this numerous times, natch) as a result. On the plus side, she has likely had good training on how to keep the Spankster just interested enough to come back. She just needs him to stop with the ultimatums now.

And the trips to the jewelry store might help. Gifts with low intrinsic value? Not so much.

I disagree. Mainly because it makes for a funnier scene in my head. Hahahahaha, oh how I laugh!!!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What kind of model works as a cocktail waitiress at a strip club? "Ping! Pow! On the day shift, no less. Which one? I sense a GA outing in the works.

So Spanky went to a strip club during the day? Did he enjoy the buffet? Did he shave and cut off his mullet?

He didn't meet her there. He met her at a birthday party thrown by a friend of mine who runs a modeling agency, and I believe she is only just getting into modeling. I have no idea how or where my friend "discovered" her.

Originally posted by Gattigap
Damn, woman. You trick us into googling shit like that without proper warning, soon it'll only be NFH who does your research.

Thanks for the spree. How disgusting. btw, I did not see any mention of chocolate starfish.

And the purpose of my post was to see whether our "newest member" would go to the troulbe of making a new sock without the typo,.. I am a Newest Member timmy.

I just got an email that my best friend is interviewing out here. YAY.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by LessinSF
He didn't meet her there. He met her at a birthday party thrown by a friend of mine who runs a modeling agency, and I believe she is only just getting into modeling. I have no idea how or where my friend "discovered" her.

You'd better be serious about this. I'd hate to think I pissed my pants laughing for nothing.

[Nut Case, Sensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is actually just as crazy and stupid. Except that she'll probably get into the good graces of the strippers (who have all been through this numerous times, natch) as a result. On the plus side, she has likely had good training on how to keep the Spankster just interested enough to come back. She just needs him to stop with the ultimatums now.

And the trips to the jewelry store might help. Gifts with low intrinsic value? Not so much.

I have been thinking about all the wise posts yesterday. I have now been to the jewelry store, where I got a beautiful nut necklace:



I would like to come by your place of work tomorrow and give this to you. But, if you want me out of your life forever, all you have to do is say so.

Acorns to you!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by LessinSF
He didn't meet her there. He met her at a birthday party thrown by a friend of mine who runs a modeling agency, and I believe she is only just getting into modeling. I have no idea how or where my friend "discovered" her.

25 is over-the-hill for just getting into modeling. Actually, it depends on what exactly she is modeling.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Huh. When I was in law school, I worked for the Houston Area Women's Center, and we spent a lot of time fighting with the city over the stupid licensure ordinances that they were trying to impose on people who work in sexually oriented businesses. The city wanted the dancers to wear their licenses at all times, which included real name, address, etc. They were unimpressed with our arguments that they were giving stalkers all sorts of information. I talked with a lot of women about the men that fall in love in those clubs. I shouldn't be so surprised to meet one on-line. Hell, I already know Sidd.

Back in the old days, I worked in retail. You would be surprised (maybe not) at the number of people who will call you at home (before I could afford an unlisted number). I asked management if I could order business cards without my last name on them. They said yes, at first. Then other people from other departments found and the requests increased to the point where they said no. I also refused to wear my name tag because it had my last name on it. I got written up so many times for not wearing my name tag. And then, a woman in cosmetics was being harassed by a particularly aggressive customer who would come into her department all the time and hit on her. Even though she was married. But she was hot and got hit on all the time. She also asked for a first-name only badge after the guy started calling her at home. Even when her husband would answer. He followed her out to her car in the parking lot one night and scared the hell out of her. Then management finally said OK to the first-name only thing on name tags and business cards. And escorts out to the parking lot.

I can't imagine what a stripper would go through.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
25 is over-the-hill for just getting into modeling. Actually, it depends on what exactly she is modeling.

She works with a "modeling agency" run by Less's friend. What do you think?

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You'd better be serious about this. I'd hate to think I pissed my pants laughing for nothing.

This is a great story. Less has a friend who owns a modeling agencey? I owuld like to know where Less "discovered" him? So Less and Spanky, a couple of fortyish bachelors are hanging out at parties thrown by a guy who owns a modeling agency that recruits over the hill immigrants who work at strip joints ( if I learned anything from AMerica's Next Top Model, its that 25 is too old to start out as a model- poor Britta).

Maybe the Serbian Woman plead with Spanky not to walk out of her life forever right then bc she did not want him to tell Model Agency Man that she was a bitch and difficult to work with? Or conversely, maybe she wants Spanky to give her props so she can get more lingerie gigs or something?

This Serbian Woman,. She is very crafty. Craftier than the Spanker to be sure. Has she learned the lesson of Britta? I have some concern this industry might chew her up and spit her out if she doesnt maintain her craftiness.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Thanks for the spree. How disgusting. btw, I did not see any mention of chocolate starfish.

And the purpose of my post was to see whether our "newest member" would go to the troulbe of making a new sock without the typo,.. I am a Newest Member timmy.

Perhaps it is the french spelling of balloon. Which is ballon. Right Penske?

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is a great story. Less has a friend who owns a modeling agencey? I owuld like to know where Less "discovered" him? So Less and Spanky, a couple of fortyish bachelors are hanging out at parties thrown by a guy who owns a modeling agency that recruits over the hill immigrants who work at strip joints ...

I don't know why I try to assist you with your reading comprehension skills, but it is a woman who manages a modeling agency.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She works with a "modeling agency" run by Less's friend. What do you think?

I think that if this "law" thing doesn't pan out, there's a whole world of new and exciting things to do out there!