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09-19-2005, 06:30 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Uh, I only know RT from the internet, and even I know she doesn't believe that bullshit.
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Heh. I can believe it, if only because balt's predecessor worked as a bouncer at strip clubs various points* and I got all sorts of skeezy stripper stories. I can understand how they'd be unappealing. Their male counterparts certainly are.
* Balt's predecessor also produced porn at one point. I've heard lots of skeezy porn starlet stories too.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 09-19-2005 at 06:33 PM..
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09-19-2005, 06:31 PM
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#557
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Gas
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wouldn't that depend on the sensibilities of the person fucking you in your ass?
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Jesus, I must still be high... WTF was I thinking writing that?
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09-19-2005, 06:31 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Was it the bigger cubes (2" x 2")of or the finely diced pineapple?
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It was the finely diced suff, which, in my view, made it even worse.
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09-19-2005, 06:33 PM
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I'm sure I'm opening myself up to ridicule by saying this, but I don't dig strippers, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. While the physical beauty of many stripper sis undeniable, I don't really enjoy strange women writing all over me and the chair I'm sitting in.
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Yes. You frequent some weird ass strip clubs.
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09-19-2005, 06:33 PM
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Well, I'm not buying your little attempt at plausible deniability on the board ("But honey, I even told my imaginary friends on the internet I didn't get a blow job, and why would I lie to them?", and neither will your wife.
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Speaking of gas... this whiff is ripe.
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09-19-2005, 06:34 PM
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
It was the finely diced suff, which, in my view, made it even worse.
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In the history of mankind, the food and sex thing has worked in only one place -
the studio where they filmed 9 &1/2 weeks.
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09-19-2005, 06:34 PM
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yes. You frequent some weird ass strip clubs.
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I especially dislike it when they use permanent marker.
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09-19-2005, 06:36 PM
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#563
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I especially dislike it when they use permanent marker.
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I enjoy writing things on the girls. Nothing's sweeter than a Pete Rose autograph on the forehead.
Well, maybe a Doc Gooden.
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09-19-2005, 06:37 PM
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The Redwalls
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I'm sure I'm opening myself up to ridicule by saying this, but I don't dig strippers, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. While the physical beauty of many stripper sis undeniable, I don't really enjoy strange women writing all over me and the chair I'm sitting in.
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They don't really do that here, I don't think. Do you have to pay extra for that?
eta: merde, etc.
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09-19-2005, 06:37 PM
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The Redwalls
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I especially dislike it when they use permanent marker.
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And I thought they were using one of these:
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09-19-2005, 06:38 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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Speaking of Vegas...
I watched "Go" this weekend. I missed it when it came out. It was entertaining in a late 1990's kind of way.
What I did enjoy was seeing Katie Holmes play a quasi-strung-out chick hooking up with a drug dealer. I'll bet Tom Cruise just *loves* that part.
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09-19-2005, 06:39 PM
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. I can believe it, if only because balt's predecessor worked as a bouncer at strip clubs various points* and I got all sorts of skeezy stripper stories. I can understand how they'd be unappealing. Their male counterparts certainly are.
*Balt's predecessor also produced porn at one point. I've heard lots of skeezy porn starlet stories too.
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Well, it is sleazy. But its amusing. Overpriced childish amusement.
I don't like them touching me either, but if you're in a VIP Room and you're not accepting lap dances, you'll find yourself leaving by the collar in a damn hurry.
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09-19-2005, 06:39 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
They don't really do that here, I don't think. Do you have to pay extra for that?
eta: merde, etc.
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Fixed.
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09-19-2005, 06:44 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Fixed.
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09-19-2005, 06:45 PM
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#570
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
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The Redwalls
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Originally posted by barely_legal
That explains a lot.
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