The Spanky Show - Page 43

Penske_Account · 07-26-2005, 01:51 AM

No hattrick for u.

Atticus Grinch · 07-26-2005, 01:56 AM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
"Now you've got me wondering what Hank really meant when he called me a pigfucker,"

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Flinty said while fucking a pig.

Huh. Either I've forgotten how Tom Swifties are supposed to work, or you subscribed to a completely different kind of "Boy's Life."

Atticus Grinch · 07-26-2005, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I met two new people from these boards this weekend. However, they seem rather covetous of their secrecy so I will leave it up to them if they want to admit to actually meeting me in person.

I am pretty sure the real me did not live up to my screen persona.

Mazel tov! No epidural, hear?

etfh

Atticus Grinch · 07-26-2005, 02:02 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No. I have finally convinced one guy that sex=good, talking about politics=bad, and I don't have the energy to do that again any time soon.

Bitch, please. I left the PB because I didn't have time anymore. Thanks for the, uh, other thing though.

ltl/fb · 07-26-2005, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Bitch, please. I left the PB because I didn't have time anymore. Thanks for the, uh, other thing though.

Don't even try to turn me up sweet. Not going to work.

Atticus Grinch · 07-26-2005, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by Spanky
The kids down the street were playing with new boomerangs they were given. These seem to be hard core boomerangs. One flew at least a hundred yards and hit another neighbors brand new Jag. Not a happy summer evening in Spankyland.

Those of you playing at home can safely rule out La Honda as the location of Spankyland. I'm going to go further and rule out Los Gatos, as cute as that would be.

Atticus Grinch · 07-26-2005, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
No hattrick for u.

As usual, you're not helping.

barely_legal · 07-26-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by Spanky
You clearly don't know what a Mullet is.

I may or may not have met Spanky this weekend, but I can confirm that he does not have a mullet. I also may or may not have met Flinty, Atticus and Ty last week but I can confirm that they suck and like to pretend that they have better things to do than grab a quick drink with charming out-of-town visitors.

I can also confirm the Good Vibrations gift card story. Somehow the blowjob in the alley got left out of that story, but maybe someone was afraid that was outable...

Hank Chinaski · 07-26-2005, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal

I can also confirm the Good Vibrations gift card story. Somehow the blowjob in the alley got left out of that story, but maybe someone was afraid that was outable...

Spanky's gay?

barely_legal · 07-26-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Spanky's gay?

I doubt you're his type, so try not to get so excited.

I have no idea whether Spanky is gay. He didn't hit on me when I may or may not have met him, but that could just mean that he's a hetero with good taste.

Not Bob · 07-26-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I may or may not have met Spanky this weekend, but I can confirm that he does not have a mullet. I also may or may not have met Flinty, Atticus and Ty last week but I can confirm that they suck and like to pretend that they have better things to do than grab a quick drink with charming out-of-town visitors.

I can also confirm the Good Vibrations gift card story. Somehow the blowjob in the alley got left out of that story, but maybe someone was afraid that was outable...

So, is this really Less (left) and Spanky (right), then?

Penske_Account · 07-26-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I may or may not have met Spanky this weekend, but I can confirm that he does not have a mullet. I also may or may not have met........Atticus and ...

Did he have an epidural scar?

Penske_Account · 07-26-2005, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I doubt you're his type, so try not to get so excited.

I have no idea whether Spanky is gay. He didn't hit on me when I may or may not have met him........

Translation: Paigow pvssy-blocked me.

barely_legal · 07-26-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Translation: Paigow pvssy-blocked me.

I guess some people are just unduly impressed by Good Vibrations gift cards.

spookyfish · 07-26-2005, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Would you call my critter Pumpkin or Mincemeat? (And dont say the critter's real name here)..

Were those the same names Slave used?