Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske - Page 44

SlaveNoMore · 08-12-2005, 01:00 PM

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robustpuppy
on our own
walking down the only road we've ever know--own
like drifters that were born to walk alo-one
...

Are you gonna sprawl all over a car for me?

Nut Case, Sensitive · 08-12-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My tolerance for Spanky boards is growing thin.

When Spankyland had lots of trees (nuts!), deer and cats it was a nice place. Then the herds of anorexic female members of the species began invading from places like Washington, DC and Serbia, forcing the native wildlife out. They seem to be a transient population, rapidly stripping the landscape and then moving on.

Renaming it the Big Board just reinforced that its nothing but billboards and parking lots there. Well, maybe a few nuts left, too.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-12-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Oh, I dunno. Maybe because the "Big Board" was supposed to be actually "law related".

I know this was a pipe dream for us and all, but still.

Yay! Discussion about which board covers what topic!

robustpuppy · 08-12-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you gonna sprawl all over a car for me?

Careful what you wish for. Ten years from now I'll be doing more than rapping your knuckles with a ruler.

Then again, you're probably pretty inured to pain at this point.

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-12-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
As seen above, a "yes" can change to a "no". The only evidence we have of a "no" changing to a "yes" is cinematically based.

(and Spanky hearsay)

Do the rules of evidence allow that sort of thing?

I think Spanky intends to use the "She was askin for it, she was wearin' a short skirt..." defense, which would render such evidence admissable.

Penske_Account · 08-12-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I used to have such a cyber-crush on you that if we had worked in the same office I would have dreamt of your giving me a hindquarterly review. But now, if we worked in the same office, the best you could hope for would be my regularly rapping your knuckles with a ruler.

Your radiantly glowing mother-to-be presence would be reward enough for me......although the knuckle rapping would certainly be a bonus.

eta: I can change?!?!

sebastian_dangerfield · 08-12-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you gonna sprawl all over a car for me?

You probably wax your car and would go all nuts if her water broke on it...

"My fuckin' IROC!!!!!!"

Shape Shifter · 08-12-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Why is this so hard for you to understand. It is because conversations that are not about Spanky or his interests are full of Drivel, while the Big Board is Drivel free? Why the hate. You have issues. Nobody is forcing you to follow both boards. The Big Board will stay out of your life if you give the Signal.

If you don't like what he has to say, you don't have to read it. 99% of all businesses support what Burger had to say.

Sparklehorse · 08-12-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
As seen above, a "yes" can change to a "no". The only evidence we have of a "no" changing to a "yes" is cinematically based.

(and Spanky hearsay)

Do the rules of evidence allow that sort of thing?

I think you forget the "change in circumstances" exception. (I'm currently living this one.)

SlaveNoMore · 08-12-2005, 01:06 PM

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Penske_Account
......although the knuckle rapping would certainly be a bonus.

Welcome change to the ass raping you usually get in the office, eh?

robustpuppy · 08-12-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
As seen above, a "yes" can change to a "no". The only evidence we have of a "no" changing to a "yes" is cinematically based.

(and Spanky hearsay)

Do the rules of evidence allow that sort of thing?

So let me see if I follow ... Spanky is Anthony Michael Hall, and while at first he was clearly an objective 'no,' he's going to end up getting Molly Ringwald's panties and banging a passed-out-drunk sloppy-seconds cheerleader?

SlaveNoMore · 08-12-2005, 01:09 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
You probably wax your car and would go all nuts if her water broke on it...

"My fuckin' IROC!!!!!!"

You're accusing me of driving an IROC?

I'm not the one who use to cruise for chicks on South Street, then head over to the Irish Pub.

Penske_Account · 08-12-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Welcome change to the ass raping you usually get in the office, eh?

Bastard! Why did you have to remind me?!?!

[parents board] Atticus gave me an epidural and it was doing wonders blotting out the pain, although its use does diminish my worthiness (at least by his misogynistic judgmentalism). [/parents board]

Shape Shifter · 08-12-2005, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You're accusing me of driving an IROC?

I'm not the one who use to cruise for chicks on South Street, then head over to the Irish Pub.

If you go to ACL, e/o might let you park your IROC at her place.

NotFromHere · 08-12-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You take the fucking cake for most uninitentionally sexually ambiguous poster of all time.

And yet I'm so incredibly good at it. Apparently.

There's plenty of good music in his car, but my point was, in the music-as-torture game we play in the car, Gwen Stephani is the current form of torture. He's not gay, he just likes crappy music by the women of pop. At least there's no Mariah Carey. For that, I'd walk.