Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[SlaveNoMore]

sunnybunny
I just think you need new material...you need a new schtick, man....

No, I just need to follow Leagl's lead and retire...because the idiocy over here is killing me.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
... since his post number listed on his thingy is fiction.

How could you? He's married! Jesus!

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How many posts does bilmore actually have? since his post number listed on his thingy is fiction.

I won't give the exact number, since that would defeat the purpose of him having the number he has listed. But he does actually have the most.

Originally posted by barely_legal
ok, just so people don't think I'm trying to say that all Jewish people are ugly and that's why I'm offended, I'm actually offended b/c I have (what I consider to be) a bumpy too large nose, and I think Paigow's friends are using the shortcut of: big nose = jewish and I think that's offensive (to both jewish people and people with big noses). I'm pretty sure there is absolutely nothing else about my appearance that would make someone think "Jewish!". I'm not exactly running around with a tattoo of a a star of david .

So you think my "friends" (like this psycho is my friend) are trying to find euphemistic ways to tell you have a big nose?

[Dualit]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
dont get it

Glenn Close = "Fatal Attraction"

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No, but you had said:



So, you're assuming the worst of people and that the only reason they're asking whether you're jewish is because you believe you have what others consider to be a "jewish" nose. And, obviously, you believe that to be thought to have a jewish nose is to be thought to have an ugly nose. I guess you're right. No one should take offense.

Why not just take it as a polite inquiry as to whether you're a MOT and therefore possible dating/marriage material for a jewish friend? Or get a nosejob.

I think what's she's saying is that "Are you Jewish" is a Euphamism for "you have a big nose, so you must be Jewish" She's both annoyed that they would comment on her nose and perhaps annoyed that they'd think it's ok to make that assumption that she must be Jewish because she "has" a big nose...and if you think she's coming up with new material that Jewish people are noted for their noses (rightly or wrongly), then you live under a rock.....I recall Chef meeting a (really hot) friend of mine who is a MOT and him saying that he'd never have pegged her for Jewish...there's a certain something there...it's like someone saying "I'd never have pegged Pamela Anderson as being Jewish" but no one would ever say "I'd never have pegged Barbara Streisand as being Jewish"....somethings just are, Burger. Leave it alone.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You really are insane. I wonder who's crazier. Omarossa, you or your sister, who can only talk to you at your local bar.

TM

Hey Thrugreed, 2002 called. It says you left your funny pills there.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Not at all. But do you love men who simply *look* Jewish?

No, she likes them because they're ALL (every last one of them) hung like horses. Just ask Chef.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No, but you had said:



So, you're assuming the worst of people and that the only reason they're asking whether you're jewish is because you believe you have what others consider to be a "jewish" nose. And, obviously, you believe that to be thought to have a jewish nose is to be thought to have an ugly nose. I guess you're right. No one should take offense.

Why not just take it as a polite inquiry as to whether you're a MOT and therefore possible dating/marriage material for a jewish friend? Or get a nosejob.

You use the world "obviously" but I'm not sure that it means what you think it means. When I asked her why she assumed I was Jewish, paigow's friend said "because you have that bump in your nose." I do think my nose is not my best feature but I never said that I think jewish noses are ugly. "Obviously" at least one person out there in the world thinks bumpy nose = jewish nose. I think bumpy nose = ugly nose. That doesn't necessarily mean that I think jewish nose = ugly nose. Don't make me give you a logics lesson, it will just be painful for both of us.

Why would I not be dating material for a jewish person just because I'm not jewish? I wouldn't want you to stereotype about the MOT. That would just be wrong, now wouldn't it?

[Not Me]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
No, she likes them because they're ALL (every last one of them) hung like horses. Just ask Chef.

I think it is because they make good husbands.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I think what's she's saying is that "Are you Jewish" is a Euphamism for "you have a big nose, so you must be Jewish" She's both annoyed that they would comment on her nose and perhaps annoyed that they'd think it's ok to make that assumption that she must be Jewish because she "has" a big nose...and if you think she's coming up with new material that Jewish people are noted for their noses (rightly or wrongly), then you live under a rock.....I recall Chef meeting a (really hot) friend of mine who is a MOT and him saying that he'd never have pegged her for Jewish...there's a certain something there...it's like someone saying "I'd never have pegged Pamela Anderson as being Jewish" but no one would ever say "I'd never have pegged Barbara Streisand as being Jewish"....somethings just are, Burger. Leave it alone.

And what type of carryon do you use?

nfh moment: http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall01.htm
(rock n roll hall of douchbags)

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
No, no, no. "It is not my job not to fuck them." means you don't have any obligation not to fuck them, so you can. Frequently. In your office. That is not the same as saying that your job is to fuck them. It is all at your option. Fun.

Oh, then this is what I have been doing already. Hi web guy! hi file room girl!

Originally posted by leagleaze
You should be very proud.

Your post led me to wonder something. Who are the top 10 posters on LawTalkers?

So, I looked it up. And here they are:

#10 Atticus Grinch
#9 Hanki Chinaski
#8 Did you just call me coltrane
#7 Thugreed Marshall
#6 ltl/fb
#5 Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
#4 notcasesensitive
#3 Tyrone Slothrop
#2 paigowprincess

And the number one poster, Bilmore.


Congratulations!

And be sure to catch our motion picture debut this sumemr , From paigow to bilmore.

[Dualit]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
No, she likes [Jewish men] because they're ALL (every last one of them) hung like horses.

I am qualified to disagree with the "ALL" part of that statement.

Dua(but they generally don't suffer from the Irish Curse)lit

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Not Me
I think it is because they make good husbands.

Aren't these synonymous?