Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you kidding? I'd spend that money on a billboard next door saying "DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL. Call 1-800-ASK-SEBY."

There is nothing scummier than a law school faculty. Drunks, career failures, lazy unambitious zeroes. And at the top is the King Whore, Dean Bloodyknees, who’d sell his daughter into white slavery and stuff his grandkids through a tree shredder for an endowment bump. You’d have to look exceptionally hard, even in politics, to find a group of lazier, more useless, smarmy, self-important, chickenshit, middle-managment, scared shitless and unable-to-think-beyond-protection-of-themselves people than law school faculty and admin. Wasted plasma, from the front office through to the librarian.

An old dean of GW's law school has the building named after him- Burns maybe. Anyway in the lobby is a 6 foot SELF portrait in oil. Unless he lied and someone else actually did it, Dean Burns had some pretty good art skills going. So they're not all completely useless.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I don't think that she said there was a FB Tribute to Jerry -- I think she simply said something like she was too busy to chase the K because of some tribute to Jerry. Implying to me that she was baked and reeking of patchouli while listening to some godawful 27 minute drum solo in the middle of Truckin' recorded live in Peoria in 1978.

You forgot the two bottles of Shiraz and the haagen dazsz. And the early twenty-something taut-abbed lover.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by dtb


ETA: Tank Top!! That's what it's like. Except more sheer.

weren't these called camisoles back in the day?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why would you buy such a shirt? Everyone knows you have no TITS! Are you still in puberty and hopeful that you will grow some? Oh - I'll take the shirt.

i bought it without trying it on and assured myself that with the right "foundation wear" I could pull it off. I've been saying that to myself for two months but now I'm finally coming to terms with it. It was a nice $150 lesson learned.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by dtb

ETA: Tank Top!! That's what it's like. Except more sheer.

Camisol?

ETA: Fuck, STP. Damn you, Burger.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
i bought it without trying it on and assured myself that with the right "foundation wear" I could pull it off. I've been saying that to myself for two months but now I'm finally coming to terms with it. It was a nice $150 lesson learned.

You bought a $150 top without trying it on, took it home, tried it on, found that it didn't fit, tried alternate undergarments, found that it still didn't fit and ultimately decided to give it away?

Next time just send me the money in a plain brown envelope.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you kidding? I'd spend that money on a billboard next door saying "DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL. Call 1-800-ASK-SEBY."

Are you kidding me? If I handed any law school a million bucks, the dean would suck me and every male relative of mine off.

Twice.

There is nothing scummier than a law school faculty. Drunks, career failures, lazy unambitious zeroes. And at the top is the King Whore, Dean Bloodyknees, who’d sell his daughter into white slavery and stuff his grandkids through a tree shredder for an endowment bump. You’d have to look exceptionally hard, even in politics, to find a group of lazier, more useless, smarmy, self-important, chickenshit, middle-managment, scared shitless and unable-to-think-beyond-protection-of-themselves people than law school faculty and admin. Wasted plasma, from the front office through to the librarian.

2.

I got a promise of a handjob next time I am in town when I tossed them a $1000 (what can I say, I needed the deduction).

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
An old dean of GW's law school has the building named after him- Burns maybe. Anyway in the lobby is a 6 foot SELF portrait in oil. Unless he lied and someone else actually did it, Dean Burns had some pretty good art skills going. So they're not all completely useless.

Is that reference outable?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2.

I got a promise of a handjob next time I am in town when I tossed them a $1000 (what can I say, I needed the deduction).

I gave to my high school and my college (to which I'd bequeath most of my estate if I were to become fabulously wealthy).

But I'd sooner eat horseshit than give anything other than a malotov cocktail to my law school.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
weren't these called camisoles back in the day?

Camisoles have very thin straps - either like bra straps or spaghetti straps. They are still around, and, these days, worn as outerwear a lot.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
i bought it without trying it on and assured myself that with the right "foundation wear" I could pull it off. I've been saying that to myself for two months but now I'm finally coming to terms with it. It was a nice $150 lesson learned.

This is what I hated when I was single. False advertising. Work with what you got or get implants, but please, bag those stuffed bras. Its not attractive and its annoying when you get her home and find out the TITS you expected disappeared.

Small tits are hot. Work them by wearing shit that looks good on them and leave the boob t-shorts to the busty chicks who can wear them.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gave to my high school and my college (to which I'd bequeath most of my estate if I were to become fabulously wealthy).

But I'd sooner eat horseshit than give anything other than a malotov cocktail to my law school.

Does it have to be magical horseshit, or will the ordinary run-of-the-mill non-magical variety do?

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by dtb
STP, dude.

Sure, like it's not worth repeating.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Camisoles have very thin straps - either like bra straps or spaghetti straps. They are still around, and, these days, worn as outerwear a lot.

My old lady wears these two pieces dresses that are camisole topped. Excellent beamage. I get a kick out of watching people watch her beams. She doesn’t care. Comes from a medical family - to her, they’re just nipples, and she has no intention of letting their erectness stop her from wearing something she digs.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gave to my high school and my college (to which I'd bequeath most of my estate if I were to become fabulously wealthy).

But I'd sooner eat horseshit than give anything other than a malotov cocktail to my law school.

Horsehit doesn't stick to shoes, so I imagine it doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth, so it should go down easy.

Merde! STP!