Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
and in other Alanis news, she's engaged. Check the cnn site for the story if you care. all Alanis all the time.

To Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds) of all people, too... Talk about life NOT imitating art.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. I don't read books but I am thinking of bringing an old played out porn movie with me on next flight and leaving that in the seat pocket.

Etiquette question:

Once in a dresser drawer in a hotel I was in, I found a real sleaze mag* and a 1/3 full bottle of Nyquil. (Does Nyquil help prolong the orgasm?) It was in Penn. so maybe that was the only alcohol the guy could find one night.

*not like Club, more like the kind ncs said she was in to pay for college.

Query: Do you leave the maid a lesser tip because the room wasn't well cleaned, or a bigger tip because you didn't have to go out?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Etiquette question:

Once in a dresser drawer in a hotel I was in, I found a real sleaze mag* and a 1/3 full bottle of Nyquil. (Does Nyquil help prolong the orgasm?) It was in Penn. so maybe that was the only alcohol the guy could find one night.

*not like Club, more like the kind ncs said she was in to pay for college.

Query: Do you leave the maid a lesser tip because the room wasn't well cleaned, or a bigger tip because you didn't have to go out?

I don't have an answer to your question, but I do have an amusing anecdote.

When I was maybe 12 or so, my family went to San Francisco for a vacation. We stayed at a fairly nice hotel on Union Square. At the end of the trip, my mom put me in charge of searching the room that we kids were staying in to make sure that we didn't forget anything. I looked under the bed and pulled out a massive, anatomically detailed, bigger-than-Rasputin vibrator. My three younger siblings and I examined it and then brought it to our mom. In retrospect, she did a very good job of masking her alarm. I think she just said it must have been left by a previous guest, and that we should just leave it so the hotel could give it back to the guest.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't have an answer to your question, but I do have an amusing anecdote.

When I was maybe 12 or so, my family went to San Francisco for a vacation. We stayed at a fairly nice hotel on Union Square. At the end of the trip, my mom put me in charge of searching the room that we kids were staying in to make sure that we didn't forget anything. I looked under the bed and pulled out a massive, anatomically detailed, bigger-than-Rasputin vibrator. My three younger siblings and I examined it and then brought it to our mom. In retrospect, she did a very good job of masking her alarm. I think she just said it must have been left by a previous guest, and that we should just leave it so the hotel could give it back to the guest.

when you pulled it out from under the bed, did you hear any bown-chica-bown-bown music playing in the background?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Etiquette question:

Once in a dresser drawer in a hotel I was in, I found a real sleaze mag* and a 1/3 full bottle of Nyquil. (Does Nyquil help prolong the orgasm?) It was in Penn. so maybe that was the only alcohol the guy could find one night.

*not like Club, more like the kind ncs said she was in to pay for college.

Query: Do you leave the maid a lesser tip because the room wasn't well cleaned, or a bigger tip because you didn't have to go out?

Hmmmm, ironically I once arrived in a hotel room to find a very long coiled shit in the toilet. It was Cleveland so maybe that is a local welcoming custom. Later my date and I watched a ppv porn on the room's TV and then made love.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
my date and I watched a ppv porn on the room's TV and then made love.

Which service did you use?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
when you pulled it out from under the bed, did you hear any bown-chica-bown-bown music playing in the background?

If the siblings were younger, I think there'd be something more like nursery rhymes playing in the background.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Which service did you use?

In-call, obviously.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmmmm, ironically I once arrived in a hotel room to find a very long coiled shit in the toilet. It was Cleveland so maybe that is a local welcoming custom. Later my date and I watched a ppv porn on the room's TV and then made love.

I don't want to know what the first sentence in this story has to do with the last.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
To Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds) of all people, too... Talk about life NOT imitating art.

One can only hope for raaaaiiiinnnnnn, on her wedding day.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
In-call, obviously.

That's nice that you really love your service providers. I bet you send them Xmas gifts from the firm.

Oral? Anal?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hmmmm, ironically I once arrived in a hotel room to find a very long coiled shit in the toilet. It was Cleveland so maybe that is a local welcoming custom.

Correct. It's a custom and an invitation to attempt the city's patented sex act.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Van Nistelroy's goal and other highlights can be found here.

spree: BBC Sport

Check out the Virtual Replay. Very cool, especially since the video quality is sketchy.

spree: More BBC Sport and requires Shockwave 10

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's nice that you really love your service providers. I bet you send them Xmas gifts from the firm.

I don't believe in Xmas gifts. You are confusing me with my cubicle mate. The one in SF.

Originally posted by ltl/fb

Oral? Anal?

Anal. Double. I blew my whole bonus on that chick. No pun intended.

[notcasesensitive]

Is Detroit burning? Was Kimmel right?