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12-14-2004, 12:16 PM
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#766
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Celeb Butt sighting
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Would this have gone over better coming from a puppy in a basket? Or a kitten about to lose her grip?
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No. Worse. I hate puppies, kittens and apple pie.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-14-2004, 12:23 PM
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#767
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Celeb Butt sighting
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. Worse. I hate puppies, kittens and apple pie.
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Burned your dick one too many times, eh?
TM
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12-14-2004, 12:24 PM
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#768
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Sideways
Do not see this movie late on a school night. You'll want to go and drink a lot wine immediately afterwards, and it was too late to open a bottle when I got home. Arrangements have been made to drink lots of nice wine tonight.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-14-2004, 12:30 PM
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#769
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Sideways
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Do not see this movie late on a school night. You'll want to go and drink a lot wine immediately afterwards, and it was too late to open a bottle when I got home. Arrangements have been made to drink lots of nice wine tonight.
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I am NOT DRINKING FUCKING MERLOT!
TM
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12-14-2004, 12:34 PM
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#770
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Celeb Butt sighting
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Burned your dick one too many times, eh?
TM
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Well, this is it. I found the line, and it's drawn here. I refuse to cross it and make any puppy/kitten-fucking jokes.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-14-2004, 12:36 PM
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#771
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Hockey Post - Scroll if you aren't one of the Original 6
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Larry Brooks, probably the best hockey beat writer in NY, has been taking both sides to task in the lockout war. However, he correctly called the players proposal last week the only true effort to resolve the impasse, and now he correctly criticizes the anticipated bush move by the owners - and Bettman's expansion into shitty non-hockey markets - as the death of the League.
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this is very upsetting. They are just screwing the fans.
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12-14-2004, 12:36 PM
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#772
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Celeb Butt sighting
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, this is it. I found the line, and it's drawn here. I refuse to cross it and make any puppy/kitten-fucking jokes.
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But they're sooooo cute!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-14-2004, 12:36 PM
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#773
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Line "shmine"
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Burned your dick one too many times, eh?
TM
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You said it. Whatever those kitties have on the inside of their asses is like acid or something.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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12-14-2004, 12:41 PM
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#774
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Line "shmine"
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You said it. Whatever those kitties have on the inside of their asses is like acid or something.
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Yep, that's the one.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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12-14-2004, 12:45 PM
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#775
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Line "shmine"
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yep, that's the one.
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Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Wow you're a bitch.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-14-2004, 01:20 PM
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#776
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Line "shmine"
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Wow you're a bitch.
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At least neither he nor that cow RP killed the board, you murdering lizard.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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12-14-2004, 01:22 PM
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#777
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Line "shmine"
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
At least neither he nor that cow RP killed the board, you murdering lizard.
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Mmmmm, cow. I'm hungry.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-14-2004, 01:28 PM
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#778
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Dream come true poll
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
At least neither he nor that cow RP killed the board, you murdering lizard.
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Has anyone hooked up with the one person they always wanted to sleep with? (Real life person that you know/have talked to/could meet if you weren't a chicken shit, no celebrity laminated list.) Did they live up to expectations?
A friend of mine recently hooked up with the first guy she ever was attracted to (she was 12, he was 23 back then, now she's 28, he's 39). She said it was as good as she'd imagined. And she's been imagining for quite a long time.
Me, nope. There are two that I've fantisized about over the years, and I'd probably hop on a plane if either summoned me, but I've never had more than a kiss from either.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-14-2004, 01:34 PM
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#779
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-14-2004, 01:34 PM
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#780
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Poll
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think that the pamphlet is fine up until the end part. The final step, of course, is the most crucial step, so if the FBer fucks that up, then they're SOL and they need to find a different hotel bar, a different FB Betty, and start all over again at step one. It's a pain in the ass, but most worthwhile things are. The good news is the FBer has one more story for em's aresnal.
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Indeed.
The problem, though is that the FB Betty pool is finite, and those of us with batting averages below the Mendoza Line need the advantages of more at-bats, as it were.
It points to a larger problem about our little community -- it's too little. We need a device to drive more traffic, get new members.
I'm thinking a nude calendar would do the trick -- Boys of the FB. The Monster Unit would probably be December, but if others are concerned about over-disclosure, we can use strategically placed items to do the trick. Maybe ShapeShafters -- God knows we've got the leftover inventory hanging around, plus that inflatable Macy's Parade float version.
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