Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You forget GWINKY's husband's birthday? That's odd.

And I really want a haiku from you that starts "Oh Khabibulin"...

Oh Khabibulin
I remember your hold out
As if yesterday

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I get it. His name is Clay, but you changed it to "Gay". "Gay" rhymes with "Clay".

Well done.

Right. Its just like how you call yourself a "corn star" which is like a porn star, but with a "c". I get it!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Kimberly Locke and Josh Gracin have record deals with different companies.

Are they paying 19 Entertainment a percentage? I bet 19 E sets it up so that they receive agent fees at the very least.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Would a pillar candle fit in there? How about 2 of them?

DPPM?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Right. Its just like how you call yourself a "corn star" which is like a porn star, but with a "c". I get it!

Except that Clay really is gay.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Right. Its just like how you call yourself a "corn star" which is like a porn star, but with a "c". I get it!

I still don't get it.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You forget GWINKY's husband's birthday?

You remembered it? Bless you.

[pony_trekker]

Nuke the Mideast. All of it.

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She came off well to people who weren't shocked, SHOCKED, that she had slept with 35 men--one married--and a couple of women. At least one of the amazing ladies recognized that here experience might just be shocking to "middle america" The rest of them were just catty bitches, and there was no way trish was going to look good in front of them. The whole thing seemed a bit too Jerry Springer.

[eta spoiler space--stop here tivo people]
As for the stalker, of course ABC put her up to it. You know that moments after she said "I'm not done here" or whatever it was in the limo, some assistant producter said "hey, what if you come back . . . " I highly doubt she just figured out where the dream date was (and DC, in winter, for a "dream date"--Mandy Jaye got ripped off there), and booked a room at the Willard where (wow!) Jesse and Mandy Jaye were having dinner.

I have to say thought it would have been far more interesting if he'd ditched mandy jaye, had his brains fucked out by trish, and then had her stride in to collect a rose at what would actually have been the most exciting rose ceremony ever. Instead he's stuck with two blond ingenues who are thinking marriage, through reality tv, at age 23. fun.

Does anyone know what law school Jessica goes to? I am gonna go with Pepperdine as a guess.

And I think Trish was spoonfed the words she uttered in thee limo after she was so unceremonisouly derosed.

U was jut on the phone with someone from Canada who said that they saw the Bachelor last night and thought is was such a beautiful city. Too bad they didtn capture all the endless construction in this hellhole.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe. But why wouldn't they take advantage of all those people who can't wait to sign away their rights? Hell, applications for other reality shows make you sign away your rights to publish an autobiography for a term of five years after the airing of a show. Do you really think AI's parent company isn't making any money off of Clay? I'd be shocked.

TM

I remember after the first idol there were all sorts of reports about how locked up they have those kids. The final two from both seasons got contracts at RCA records and affiliates (though Justin was just dropped) through AI and I'm sure AI is getting a hefty percentage. And I think the finalists were optioned. That is based on recollections of that stupid tour that they ran where all of the finalists were locked into performing whether they wanted to or not.

Clay's money goes to AI. William Hung's? Maybe, maybe not.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Franz Ferdinand could not be hotter and yet still keep 100% of their cred. They should enjoy this before their fans start fighting over "I liked them back when . . . but now they've sold out" bullshit. I've got the CD and the Darts of Pleasure single -- terrific stuff.

I've only listned to the album a few times. While it's growing on me a bit, I was underwhelmed on first listen. My initial thoughts were "the British Strokes" and "too fucking 80s" (in a bad way, not in a 'Mats/Husker Du/Minutemen way or a Bad Brains way or a Black Flag way or even an early REM/Let's Active/dBs way).

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by paigowprincess


U was jut on the phone with someone from Canada who said that they saw the Bachelor last night and thought [DC] was such a beautiful city. Too bad they didtn capture all the endless construction in this hellhole.

Easy now. It's attractive for at least 4 weeks a year. 2 in the spring when the cherry blossoms and azaleas are blooming. And two in the fall when the weather is not this swampy, polluted haze we'll be breathing for the next 5 months.

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Nuke the Mideast. All of it.

2. namaste.

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Easy now. It's attractive for at least 4 weeks a year. 2 in the spring when the cherry blossoms and azaleas are blooming. And two in the fall when the weather is not this swampy, polluted haze we'll be breathing for the next 5 months.

Your forgetting that Paigow's most attractive week is the last week in August when the fresh crop of poor dumb Freshman boys hits the bars for the first time. High Cougar season.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Clay was signed by AI (actually by 19 Entertainment, the company responsible for AI and the company that signs the winners and any other contestants they want).

Kimberly Locke and Josh Gracin have record deals with different companies.

FYI, your magic powers suck. Change your avatar. I think it had a negative effect last night.

And how hot was Donna Summers? For an old woman she can still sing.