Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If there's still room, I'm in. I promise that I will not urinate on anyone's clothes, unless RT's sister visits. I sincerely don't give a crap either. I think my newly-chosen profession shall be a slow-speaking, big hat wearing caddie at one of the golf courses.

Start saving. This little gem, on the southwest shore of Maui, can be yours for the low, low price of $7.65 mil.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Aaaah, Burger, your Google-fu is stronger than my Google-fu!

Meh. It was in the morning paper here in DC.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Great concept. Do it now, before you get the old shackles put on you. Before you have a kid to worry about seeing grow up in a healthy, safe home environment; to provide an education for, because these days you can't get a job as a bartender without five years experience or a degree in hospitatlity management in anything better than a biker bar.

Do it before you have a chance to remember that you're going to get older someday, and your health might fade. Because then you'll need good insurance coverage, because without it your drugs will cost you $650/month and a one-night stay in a hospital will run you $2500.

Do it before ou get saddled with a mortgage payment that is high enough to put you in the top 3% income bracket if all you made each month is enough to cover PITI.

Most important, do it before you become so fucking cynical that you can no longer even think of escape as a possibility.

Apparently, it's too late for you.

See ya, sucker!

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
PS - NotBob, I even found a place for you in Haiku.

Is that one of the out islands? And can I afford it on my Podunkville income?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Apparently, it's too late for you.

See ya, sucker!

TM

I'm so there. Hawaii means no ability to use my blackjack dealer skills that have been in development pending my upcoming retirement, so instead I'll just do the barrista thing.

[attitude]There is no such thing as a 'small'; you mean 'tall' mocha frappuccino, sir.[/attitude]

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm so there. Hawaii means no ability to use my blackjack dealer skills that have been in development pending my upcoming retirement, so instead I'll just do the barrista thing.

[attitude]There is no such thing as a 'small'; you mean 'tall' mocha frappuccino, sir.[/attitude]

I love Thurgreed, I do really, but I've got to say, you people might want to think some more about what its going to be like living with him in"paradise." Posting with him here, you can tiptoe around and not bother him, maybe not so easy when you're sharing a hut.

ncs, don't you know how to hang a hammock the right way? this is just wrong, and you call this a pina colada? everyone knows there should be more rum than you put in here. have you been walking under the coconut trees without a helmet again?etc....

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
If there's still room, I'm in. I promise that I will not urinate on anyone's clothes, unless RT's sister visits. I sincerely don't give a crap either. I think my newly-chosen profession shall be a slow-speaking, big hat wearing caddie at one of the golf courses.

Thurgreed, I'd save room for Flinty if I were you. You're going to need someone to fetch coconuts. Some of those trees are pretty tall, and you should never underestimate the power of the prehensile tail.

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
...you should never underestimate the power of the prehensile tail.

I'm sure Flinty says that to all the ladies...

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I'm sure Flinty says that to all the ladies...

To all the ladies, hell. It's on his freakin' business card.

With a little (SM) mark at the end, too. As firm mottos go, I admit it's not bad.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Gattigap
To all the ladies, hell. It's on his freakin' business card.

With a little (SM) mark at the end, too. As firm mottos go, I admit it's not bad.

Huh. I heard he just secretly slapped this patch on them and let modern science run its course.

spree: yahoo news article on female sexual desire patch

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That's the new plan. Because this shit here? This is for suckers. Suckers who still give a crap.

I used to give two shits, then I lost one of them the other day. But after I lost my shit, I realized that I still have to deal with the other crap.

Have fun walking the earth like Kane in Kung Fu, but they have a name for that, Thurgreed, as you well know.

P.S. - most of the carpenters I know wish they had went to law school. Funny old world, eh?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Gattigap
To all the ladies, hell. It's on his freakin' business card.

With a little (SM) mark at the end, too. As firm mottos go, I admit it's not bad.

The ladies? Think about it, gentlemen. Why are you so impressed by the tail? What makes a tail prehensile is its grabbing ability, not its big throbbing g-spot hitting pleasing ability. But I'm sure y'all might find it handy, so you could use both hands to hold the magazine, or type, or floss, or whatever.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Gattigap
To all the ladies, hell. It's on his freakin' business card.

With a little (SM) mark at the end, too. As firm mottos go, I admit it's not bad.

Did the cheese people sue them? Because it might be confusingly similar.

I have never been to Hawaii. I also like money, and air conditioning, and pedicures, and stuff. So I don't think I will be joining you in the tent, if I was invited. We'd maybe need a couple tents so that ncs will have someplace to send me if I bicker with Thurgreed. Though, they may not be rich enough to have more than one tent, what with having to cover Dad's drink tabs. Or is he staying on the mainland?

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Think about it, gentlemen. Why are you so impressed by the tail? What makes a tail prehensile is its grabbing ability, not its big throbbing g-spot hitting pleasing ability.

Well, get Flinty on to his third California Cosmopolitan, and trust me, you'll hear stories about both.

That said, I have no personal knowledge, so I'll leave this for you and the monkey to sort out.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
But I'm sure y'all might find it handy, so you could use both hands to hold the magazine, or type, or floss, or whatever.

I don't know how you got on the topic of monkey masturbation. All I was talking about was Flinty wrapping his tail around the trunk while going for Thurgreed's nuts.