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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Unsanitary? It's to reduce standing water, which provides a delightful medium for bateria to breed/reproduce. The quicker the brush dries, the less likely it is to become icky.

BTW, since college, how often have you seen women brushing their teeth? BTW, if the answer is "a lot" my response is "that is so hot."

I tap. I don't touch the bristles to the sink, though. I also shake the water off. Partly (OK, mostly) to avoid getting unsightly toothpastey watermarks on the shiny toothbrusth stand.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Dear Penthouse:

I totally expected that this would happen to me. Fuck, I planned it this way.

Though I am a bi, I am WAY attracted to tall, dark and handsome men. One came over to my place last night.

As soon as he walked in the door we could feel the tension, but we held off on even a kiss. I didn't want him to think I was easy, after all, and this was our second date (depending on how you count it.)

Before I knew it, though, his hands were down my pants as I sat at the piano, playing him a concert. Intrigued, I stood up to let him explore, and put my hand down his pants as we each checked whether the other was "commando." He was, I was not, so he demanded an explanation. "ABBA!" he said. "Are you wearing.....panties?" (This was a surprise since in his experience I was sans panties, a fact he instantly liked about me).

I assured him that yes, in fact, I was. Was he displeased?

Within moments he had picked me up, carried me to my bedroom, thrown me on the king sized bed and removed my jeans. "Very nice," he said, caressing the fancy place of the panties, you know, the part between the thighs. "What do you have on top?" he continued, as he paused the caressing to undo my matching bra.

"Great TITS!!!!, ABBA!" he exclaimed, hungrily licking first one hard nipple, and then the other. He then worked his way down my torso, stopping to nibble a bit longer in places where my response let him know it was good.

Eventually, he was back to the offending panties, which he delicately worked around, making me practically beg for what was to come. The inevitable happened a few minutes later; panties pushed to the side and warm, wet kisses where I wanted them.

This continued with both of us clearly enjoying ourselves, bucking and moaning. "I want you in me," I whispered.

Have you ever been entered slowly and tauntingly, wondering whether you could take it all in? It's a great feeling. He knew just when to move and just when to pause for best effect. When I finally felt all of him inside me I felt so amazing I couldn't help but bite my lip and start rocking.

Crap -- I've got a meeting. I'll write more later.

Sincerely,
ABBAKiss

Nice letter, but I've seen hotter.

[andViolins]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Dear Penthouse:

HOT FORUM LETTER
Sincerely,
ABBAKiss

You need to throw in at least one "heat seeking moisture missle" and perhaps a few references to your "funbags" and then I do believe that we have a winner.

aV

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Nice letter, but I've seen hotter.

I am not a talented Penthouse forum writer. I am talented Penthouse forum topic creator.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I took your advice and went commando this morning. It's raining like hell here and I got soaked on my way into work. Now my trousers are clinging to my cock, and I think I smell pee. This is great!

What kind of trousers did you wear?

You're welcome.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am not a talented Penthouse forum writer. I am talented Penthouse forum topic creator.

Don't listen to the nay-sayers. I'm bored. Continue. Did you do anything interestingly athletic?

[Replaced_Texan]

*sob* (spree: Horrible news in a New York Times article.)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
What kind of trousers did you wear?

You're welcome.

Crepe de cardboard. The rain apparently mixed with something in the Houston air, and it's now having a papier mache effect. It's like a visit from Mother Nature's plaster casters. But there is a little silver lining from this raincloud - a new batch of Shape Shafters!*

*eta: Not available in Alabama, Georgia, or Texas.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*sob* (spree: Horrible news in a New York Times article.)

"The appeals court said it agreed with Alabama that the law exercised time-honored use of state police power to restrict the sale of sex. It rejected the ACLU's argument that the constitutional right to privacy covered the commercial sale of sex toys."

So, my vibrator is basically the same thing as a prostitute? Perhaps I should read the whole opinion.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
"The appeals court said it agreed with Alabama that the law exercised time-honored use of state police power to restrict the sale of sex. It rejected the ACLU's argument that the constitutional right to privacy covered the commercial sale of sex toys."

So, my vibrator is basically the same thing as a prostitute? Perhaps I should read the whole opinion.

The 11th Circuit is saving us from ourselves:

Ah yes, we all know this story. A young girl, fresh and innocent, purchases her first vibrator. She becomes addicted to sexual pleasure, masturbating constantly, and neglecting her studies and her family duties. Her hair becomes greasy and unkempt, and her eyes unfocused, and she begins to steal money to purchase more vibes. Anything, anything! to feed her habit. Next thing you know, she's lost touch with all that is Good and Holy and is prostituting herself on the street, mere pennies for a blow job, anything to earn money towards a rabbit vibe. By the end of the novel, there she is, poor, ruined thing, standing on a street corner in the freezing rain, fingering herself right out there in public in front of god and everyone without even realizing what she's doing, all sense of shame lost in her addiction, muttering "suck your cock?" to every passing car.

Happens all the time. Only by outlawing sex toys can we protect women from their inner whores. Don't give me that "if you outlaw sex toys, only outlaws will own sex toys" crap, or the "they'll just masturbate with cucumbers or electric toothbrushes" argument. It's a slippery slope, and we must stop masturbation here and now or we'll descend into a nightmare world of humping and groaning and civilization, as we know it, will be doomed.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The 11th Circuit is saving us from ourselves:

And Bill O'Reilly.

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[bilmore]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The 11th Circuit is saving us from ourselves

Vibrators are gateway appliances.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Crepe de cardboard. The rain apparently mixed with something in the Houston air, and it's now having a papier mache effect. It's like a visit from Mother Nature's plaster casters. But there is a little silver lining from this raincloud - a new batch of Shape Shafters!*

*eta: Not available in Alabama, Georgia, or Texas.

And a big you're welcome to the rest of your office, too. I hope they're enjoying the day.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's quite possibly the most uninteresting rodeo lineup I've ever seen. The only one I have a remote interest in seeing is Alicia Keys, and I'm going to be out of town for that one. I might try for the Go Tejano day, but I have a committment that night. Clint Black I could go see.

I saw John Mayer there last year, and the sound was terrible. I prefer the livestock show anyways. I'm seriously considering buying a ram this year.

Boy, that lineup sucks ass.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I do have to say, having seen all of the best actor performances but Jamie Foxx's Ray, I think that Paul Giamatti's performance in Sideways was better than Clint Eastwood's performance in Million Dollar Baby, and Giamatti should have gotten the nomination. Paul Giamatti had to make you like an unlikable person, and that was a very difficult task. Clint Eastwood was good, but the character wasn't as challenging of a role.

I've seen Sideways, Ray and Million Dollar Baby. I plan on seeing Hotel Rwanda soon and I'd like to see Finding Neverland.

Ray was the best movie and Foxx was better than Giamatti. I think Eastwood has little to no talent as an actor (whisper-method acting doesn't impress me) and I tend to disagree with your case for Giamatti.

Being the ugly, depressed, but surprisingly likeable guy is his thing and I'd like to see him in a completely different role. He's either perfected the role or it's too close to his own personality to be impressive. Sideways was a better (or more entertaining) movie, but his work in American Splendor is far superior.

That said, Jamie Foxx leads the pack, as far as I'm concerned. After watching Collateral, I figured he would be workable in dramatic movies going forward, but he was great in Ray. The first 15-30 minutes I wasn't buying it; he seemed like he was just doing an impression. But, funny enough, when Ray Charles found his own singing voice in the movie, Foxx found the character and really did a great job.

I love Don Cheadle, but he's not such a great actor. He plays all the roles the same. I would love to be wrong with Hotel Rwanda, though.

I'm sure Johnny Depp was fantastic. That guy is an amazing actor.

If Eastwood wins anything, they need to rethink who gets to vote.

And after Million Dollar Baby and Shawshank, there should be a category for best narration because Morgan Freeman would win every time.

TM