Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What makes a tail prehensile is its grabbing ability, not its big throbbing g-spot hitting pleasing ability.

Speaking of which, Russian women are getting ready for my vacation there by reading the new Russian Playgirl - http://www.themoscowtimes.com/storie...06/16/012.html (news article) - and being exposed to "nice big, erect [circumcized] penises" for the first time.

Originally posted by LessinSF
Speaking of which, Russian women are getting ready for my vacation there by reading the new Russian Playgirl - http://www.themoscowtimes.com/storie...06/16/012.html (news article) - and being exposed to "nice big, erect [circumcized] penises" for the first time.

So in Russia heterosexual women read Playgirl? Fascinating.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I love Thurgreed, I do really, but I've got to say, you people might want to think some more about what its going to be like living with him in"paradise." Posting with him here, you can tiptoe around and not bother him, maybe not so easy when you're sharing a hut.

ncs, don't you know how to hang a hammock the right way? this is just wrong, and you call this a pina colada? everyone knows there should be more rum than you put in here. have you been walking under the coconut trees without a helmet again?etc....

No chance of that, Hank, my well-coifed Pistonian. My fury will be nothing but a distant memory come The New Age.

Alohamaste.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
Have fun walking the earth like Kane in Kung Fu...

Walking? You are mistaken, my drunken soccer watching fool. There will be no walking. Didn't you read the hammock part?

Originally posted by ironweed
...but they have a name for that, Thurgreed, as you well know.

Bum! That will be the new me. I just won't be muttering to myself (or walking).

Originally posted by ironweed
P.S. - most of the carpenters I know wish they had went to law school. Funny old world, eh?

They can come visit too.

TM

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ironweed
So in Russia heterosexual women read Playgirl? Fascinating.

What else would they read? Penthouse? And that dude is so not hot.

[SlaveNoMore]

Hank Chinaski
I love Thurgreed, I do really, but I've got to say, you people might want to think some more about what its going to be like living with him in"paradise." Posting with him here, you can tiptoe around and not bother him, maybe not so easy when you're sharing a hut.

Everytime I've hung out with the brother, it's been like a 2 Live Crew video.

The only difference, I'm thinking, is the drinks are gonna be served in a cocoanut.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by ironweed
So in Russia heterosexual women read Playgirl? Fascinating.

Whereas, in Virginia, lawmakers apparently think ebhebophiles read, particularly napkins in bars that say "Isn't she a little young?" and "Sex with a minor, don't go there." http://www.dailypress.com/news/local...lines-virginia (news article). Speaking only for myself, I find such napkins have failed when they said "Beergoggles on?" or "Don't Drool."

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Walking? You are mistaken, my drunken soccer watching fool. There will be no walking. Didn't you read the hammock part?

All I know is your lazy bum ass better be trotting down the bamboo bar when I order a drink or it's no teep for you, beeyozatch.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Discussions about my tail and its many uses.

Well, this is quite embarassing. As many of you may know from my spam PM's, I do tend to use my tail in many different ways, and it is indeed a part of my love rap/solicitations. So far, no takers, though Spookyfish did make a very generous counteroffer that I will not go into here, and fringey did invite me to Hawaii once.

But that is besides the point. I think we all have our own personal "tails" that we use to distinguish ourselves from others; to set ourselves apart as special. Gatti, for example, has not only a tail (albeit not prehensile), but a kick ass stereo system with which to impress the ladies, up until the point he begins to play the greatest hit(s) of the Pet Shop Boys. That is his "tail". (hi dtb! should the period be within the quotes?) SS has his well defined carapace and a healthy dose of megalomania, which as history has shown, is tres sexy, so long as no weapons are involved. RP has her robust puppies, obviously. Aloha has not only his hand, but intimate knowledge of how to use it.

As you can see, we all have our different tails, yet we are at the same time so alike. We should be celebrating our differences, yet embracing our similarities at the same time. I am calling for all humans, aliens, fictional characters, monkeys and "not" socks to band together, join hands and celebrate life as one. Please remember to bring your own lubricant.

Sincerely,

Flinty

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Whereas, in Virginia, lawmakers apparently think ebhebophiles read, particularly napkins in bars that say "Isn't she a little young?" and "Sex with a minor, don't go there." http://www.dailypress.com/news/local...lines-virginia (news article). Speaking only for myself, I find such napkins have failed when they said "Beergoggles on?" or "Don't Drool."

Somebody in the Va DOH doesn't have enough to do, or has a teenage daughter who got knocked up. The campaign was inspired by the staggering number* of men over 18 who fathered children with girls under 18 over the course of 2 years.

*219

[Alex_de_Large]

I saw this flick for the first time over the weekend. It was pretty good, though a bit sappy (too many kids not to be, I suppose). Sarah Silverman was annoying as fuck, but then I guess she was supposed to be. My friend IMDB tells me she once played a character called "Raving Bitch", which I find rather appropriate.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by ironweed
All I know is your lazy bum ass better be trotting down the bamboo bar when I order a drink or it's no teep for you, beeyozatch.

Please. Your pasty ass will be back at the hut looking for a pool of aloe vera in which to dive to cure your sun burn.

TM

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Everytime I've hung out with the brother, it's been like a 2 Live Crew video.

Ain't it the Truth!!!

That's Slave in the middle:



Parrrrrrrrr-taaaaaayyyyyyy!!!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
*219

What do you think the cost of the ads per pregnancy is - tens of thousands? Who knows. But I can guess the cost per prevented pregancy . . . infinite. Wouldn't it just be cheaper to give them all post-birth abortions?