Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[bilmore]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I don't know. I don't see an obvious way to do it and am not inclined to spend a lot of time. I will say however that you and Bilmore are lucky that those politics board posts got erased. Had they not, you two would really have left everyone else in the dust.

Well, thanks, dear. Now I gotta quit again.

There are some things in which one should not be "first".

Originally posted by LessinSF
I would like to take a moment to gloat at Paigow's expense.

I'm sure everyone will remember that I posted "I forget who said it, but whoever said they were liking Lex and the move to get rid of Jerri instead of Amber is a moron."

That moron, of course, was Paigow, who responded "At first I thought it was a bad idea bc in a merge situcation, they are going in equally numbered up and Rob is voting against them in any event. but then I thought about it some more. I dont see why Rob would have any huge loyalty to Rupert who he seems to hate, or reallyanyone on his tribe other than Amber . But, he did pull that godfather move whicvh means I think he would return the favor at least in the short tmer and knock off a couple of people from his old (current) tribe. so basically rather than knock off one person on the other tribe, they added two to their tribe while losing one. zero sum. he probably keeps the loyalty of his current tribemates, and has two physically strong people in his camp. these folks probably wont win in a jury situation. so i think it is probalby an okay move. otherwise, he just kicks off amber and is stuck with his consistnetly losing team. He probalby also gets some guy bonding shit by hooking with Rob. I dont see whats moronic about it."

I'm not sure who is the bigger imbicile - Paigow or Lex. What made it even better was Lex quasi-crying about Rob "stabbing him in the back" after he had done the same to Jerri. For a so-called student of the game, he was one dumb mother. The proof is that his thought processes imitated Paigow's. Q.E.D.

And speaking of stock tips, dont take one from Less unless you want to be a tippee with the SEC after you. He already knows who the last two survivors are. twenty twenty hindsight.

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
Strongly disagree. Paigow will not like Grandaddy. That band is a perfect example of hype for hipsters. I've heard plenty of people say they're fantastic, but I've never heard anyone actually listening to them. They opened for Elliott Smith in his last show in San Francisco about three years ago. Nearly unlistenable.

A much better choice for Paigow would be Supergrass. Sure, they're British, but they're after a Stones/70's Bowie vibe. Either get the self-titled one or what should be this board's slogan We're In It For The Money.

This first band soudns like Blues Traveler.

As for britiish music, Oasis' Whats the Story Morning GLory is one of my alltime favorite albums. I dont like the song Wonderwall but much of it is great. So i will add supergrass to the list. i like their name.

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A novel response to "go fuck yourself."

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/strapon/

(amusing and somewhat explicit account of a columnist who molds a dildo from his penis and then experiences it on the receiving end; no pictures)

I am intrigued by the Make Your Own Dildo kit referenced in the column. The kit enables you to mold a dildo from your own penis. I am interested.

Many of the fb women (and not a few of the men, nttawwt)) have expressed a strong desire to have sex with me. As much as I'd like to fuck all of you, the hard foul truth is that I'm busy, there are only so many hour in a day (I'm working on that), and I cannot say for certain when I will be able to get to each of you.

But I am not a World Ruler without a heart. I know how painful your longing for me must be. So I generously offer to you a dildo molded from my very own beautiful beautiful cock. Clearly, this is not nearly as good as us being together, beholding me in my full cold-blooded splendor. But it is the next best thing until we can arrange mutually convenient times to release you from the prisons of your unbridled lust.

Due to overwhelming anticipated demand, I am afraid I cannot be expected to bear the full burden of the expense. For your convenience, here is the link to order the MYOD kit.

http://www.rainbownetwork.com/myod/s...namicIndex.asp
(Make Your Own Dildo kit order page - has pictures of dildos, or perhaps penises, it's difficult to tell - they're so lifelike!)

Each kit costs only $69.95, a small price to pay for your pleasure. The vibrating model costs $10 more. There is a modest savings when you order 2 kits, so a little coordination among you is advised. PM, IM, or email me for shipping instructions. I look forward to servicing you.

Do you recommend the vibrating model? is there a make your own tongue feature you can attach? I have to say, if I need vibration on top of your cock, I may have to rethink seeing you in Houston in November at the Masters at the place that the king of furniture of texas built. I had a nice dram about Mark Phillippoussis lastg night.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Anyone liking Kings of Leon should also consider Grandaddy, Guster (duh), The Thrills. Further away from folk/sleaze rock and more singer/songwriter is Damien Rice, who is a cross between The Jayhawks and Elliot Smith.
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Someone enjoyed using that musicplasma site.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Do you recommend the vibrating model? is there a make your own tongue feature you can attach?

I can't really recommend or not recommend the vibrating model. Unlike the science guy, I have not fucked myself. Even if I had, our mileage would almost certainly have varied due to equipment differences. The original does not vibrate.

I'll look into the tongue thing. You know me - eager to please.

[ABBAKiss]

I saw 21 Grams on Saturday, which intrigued me in many ways. However, the most nagging concern I have about the movie involves Naomi Watts' TITS (actually her nipples). I have never seen anything like them. I don't like the elongated look, and neither did Mr. Kiss. That said, I can't stop thinking about this. Is this a turn on? A turn off? A "who cares"? For those who have not seen Naomi Watts's TITS, her nipples are about a quarter of an inch long. Like a finger almost. Or maybe a little toe.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by barely_legal
I'm never meeting you at that bar again until you shake that weirdo. I don't really appreciate a complete stranger telling me how jewish I look (NTTAWWT).

Clearly I have a high tolerance for, um, forthrightness (since I hang out with you) but that actually pissed me off. In fact, that's the second friend of yours that's felt the need to tell me that I look jewish.

This is completely off-topic but I now feel the need to ask every poster who has met me IRL to chime in on whether or not I "look" jewish. Well?

I should probably scroll and then post, but fuck it, I'm behind... You don't look jewish to me. You do look like a black guy with a bad mustache. Hope this helps.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Can you generate a FB-only number?

On the page that lists the threads for each section, in the table listing the threads is a link for "Replies" for each thread. Clicking on that link will list the number of replies by each person for that thread. However, since there are multiple threads for the FB, this gives you only a partial number.

For the last two boards, you had 103 and 18 posts respectively, out of 4999 and 8xx, putting you well out of the top ten.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I should probably scroll and then post, but fuck it, I'm behind... You don't look jewish to me. You do look like a black guy with a bad mustache. Hope this helps.

My mustache is luxuriant and faaabulous. Don't be a hata, honkey

[Replaced_Texan]

As I type, I'm on the phone with my sister, who is telling me about her date from Thursday/Friday.

They met at his birthday party Thursday, and he's a workout buddy of my brother's (there is now a family-wide ban on going out with anyone our brother recommends). Sister says the guy is smoking hot and sort of interesting, though another friend opined that he'd be perfect if he'd just shut up. They hang out for the rest of the night, bar hopping. They end up back at her place. Pretty early on in the hot and heavy part of the evening, he asks her to pee on him and repeated the request several times in the course of the evening. My sister declined that specific request, though I was left with the impression that some of his other requests were enthusiastically met.

During the debriefing, my sister and I were sort of impressed that he was so out there with his fetishes, given that he expressed interest in developing an actual relationship with her at other points in the evening (at one point freaking her out by bringing up kids). We thought that these sort of fetishes in an actual relationship get brought up after a nice fetish-free introductory period. His rationale on the golden showers was that it was his birthday and she should give in to his fetish as a gift.

Anyhow, my sister has now sworn off dating all together. The last guy she went out on a date with ended up getting trashed at the party they were attending, went outside for air, couldn't remember which house the party was in, went back to his car and fell asleep.

[leagleaze]

Your post makes me think two things.

1. Your sister needs to find better men to date.

2. People really need to keep their fetishes to themselves for a while. Some fetishes they need to keep to themselves pretty much forever. Saying, I think it would be really hot if you tied me up and fucked me is one thing. Saying I think it would be really hot if you tied me up and peed on me, quite another.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
As I type, I'm on the phone with my sister, who is telling me about her date from Thursday/Friday.

They met at his birthday party Thursday, and he's a workout buddy of my brother's (there is now a family wide ban on going out with anyone our brother recommends). Sister says the guy is smoking hot and sort of interesting, though another friend opined that he'd be perfect if he'd just shut up. They hang out for the rest of the night, bar hopping. They end up back at her place. Pretty early on in the hot and heavy part of the evening, he asks her to pee on him and repeated the request several times in the course of the evening. My sister declined that specific request, though I was left with the impression that some of his other requests were enthusiastically met.

During the debriefing, my sister and I were sort of impressed that he was so out there with his fetishes, given that he expressed interest in developing an actual relationship with her at other points in the evening (at one point freaking her out by bringing up kids). We thought that these sort of fetishes in an actual relationship get brought up after a nice fetish-free introductory period. His rationale on the golden showers was that it was his birthday and she should give in to his fetish as a gift.

Anyhow, my sister has now sworn off dating all together. The last guy she went out on a date with ended up getting trashed at the party they were attending, went outside for air, couldn't remember which house the party was in, went back to his car and fell asleep.

First-night hook-up and the guy asks for a golden shower? Good god.

Is he German? If so, she should be nervous about the second encounter.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Stuff about sister dating guy who asked her to piss on him

I have to agree with leagl on this one. Also, as an aside, what the fuck is up with the desire to be pissed upon, or shat upon, for that matter? I am all in favor of people exercising their respective fetishes, but I will never understand the desire to be one's lover's toilet for the evening.

Just my $0.02.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
As I type, I'm on the phone with my sister, who is telling me about her date from Thursday/Friday.

They met at his birthday party Thursday, and he's a workout buddy of my brother's (there is now a family wide ban on going out with anyone our brother recommends). Sister says the guy is smoking hot and sort of interesting, though another friend opined that he'd be perfect if he'd just shut up. They hang out for the rest of the night, bar hopping. They end up back at her place. Pretty early on in the hot and heavy part of the evening, he asks her to pee on him and repeated the request several times in the course of the evening. My sister declined that specific request, though I was left with the impression that some of his other requests were enthusiastically met.

During the debriefing, my sister and I were sort of impressed that he was so out there with his fetishes, given that he expressed interest in developing an actual relationship with her at other points in the evening (at one point freaking her out by bringing up kids). We thought that these sort of fetishes in an actual relationship get brought up after a nice fetish-free introductory period. His rationale on the golden showers was that it was his birthday and she should give in to his fetish as a gift.

Anyhow, my sister has now sworn off dating all together. The last guy she went out on a date with ended up getting trashed at the party they were attending, went outside for air, couldn't remember which house the party was in, went back to his car and fell asleep.

If someone ever said that to me, I would say, "Sure, but I am only into that once a month. And I dont use tampons".