Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Well, this is quite embarassing. As many of you may know from my spam PM's, I do tend to use my tail in many different ways, and it is indeed a part of my love rap/solicitations. So far, no takers, though Spookyfish did make a very generous counteroffer that I will not go into here, and fringey did invite me to Hawaii once.

But that is besides the point. I think we all have our own personal "tails" that we use to distinguish ourselves from others; to set ourselves apart as special. Gatti, for example, has not only a tail (albeit not prehensile), but a kick ass stereo system with which to impress the ladies, up until the point he begins to play the greatest hit(s) of the Pet Shop Boys. That is his "tail". (hi dtb! should the period be within the quotes?) SS has his well defined carapace and a healthy dose of megalomania, which as history has shown, is tres sexy, so long as no weapons are involved. RP has her robust puppies, obviously. Aloha has not only his hand, but intimate knowledge of how to use it.

As you can see, we all have our different tails, yet we are at the same time so alike. We should be celebrating our differences, yet embracing our similarities at the same time. I am calling for all humans, aliens, fictional characters, monkeys and "not" socks to band together, join hands and celebrate life as one. Please remember to bring your own lubricant.

Sincerely,

Flinty

I'm bringing the kegerator and the 53" TV.

Thurgreed is really going for the 14 year old age of consent.*

*no idea where the hyphens go in that sentence.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Whereas, in Virginia, lawmakers apparently think ebhebophiles read, particularly napkins in bars that say "Isn't she a little young?" and "Sex with a minor, don't go there." http://www.dailypress.com/news/local...lines-virginia (news article). Speaking only for myself, I find such napkins have failed when they said "Beergoggles on?" or "Don't Drool."

I'm sure this campaign will be effective. a similar billboard campaign basically killed the porn industry.

Once driving into Kalamazoo (outskirts of God country) I see a billboard that kind of looks like the village people are on in, and the text:

REAL MEN DON"T USE PORN

At first I thought it might be a joke, but it is a church based inititive, google shows hits in Ok. and this too far away to do it justice image from Utah.

http://www.ifokr.org/bri/photo-album...h/page001.html

[SlaveNoMore]

y ironweed
That's Slave in the middle:

Speaking of schmoes, here's the hottie from Joe Schmoe 2 last night:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
a pool of aloe vera in which to dive

Your ass in which my foot to put, more like. Are you still trying to impress dtb? She's met you and heard you talk, you know.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

The Chicago Tribune has an article celebrating the 100 year anniversary of Bloomsday. http://www.chicagotribune.com/featur...isuretempo-hed (free reg required)

It begins with this poll:

'Ulysses' is:

A. A remarkable literary achievement.

B. An incomprehensible mess.

C. A classic that few have actually read.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Speaking of schmoes, here's the hottie from Joe Schmoe 2 last night:

Who looks more plastic? Above or this old hag:

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Speaking of schmoes, here's the hottie from Joe Schmoe 2 last night:

picture of kinda uh fake looking person

is your use of the "hottie" appellation ironic? her breasts are too big for her frame and her face is not all that cute. I'm not saying she's hideously ugly, she's fine if you go for fake, but.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm sure this campaign will be effective. a similar billboard campaign basically killed the porn industry.

It's gonna be just like the War on Drugs. Remember when we had the War on Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore? It's gonna be just like that.

Oldie But Goodie. [Spree - dirty words and sedition]. Flower could really use some fucking marijuana right now, ya betcha.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Speaking of schmoes, here's the hottie from Joe Schmoe 2 last night:

I'm sure she makes a great living at that strip club she works at.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by ironweed

When did Greece become a soccer power? Beating Portugal?! Drawing with Spain?!

Spoiler


Russia appears to be imploding. Their GK was sent off just before the half for an intentional hand ball outside of the penalty area. Portugal up 1-0 at halftime.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I'm sure she makes a great living at that strip club she works at.

You're just jealous that she makes more than you.

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
Who looks more plastic?

As if you...

(or me, or ADL, or SD, or Less, or Thurgreed, or Sidd, etc etc ad nauseum)

really give a fuck.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're just jealous that, inter alia, she makes more than you.

friendly edit

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
219*

That's the number of girls, age 13 or 14, who got knocked up. Dunno about the efficacy of the program--I'm guessing the leches who prey on those girls don't read much--but that's 219 too many.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
As if you...

(or me, or ADL, or SD, or Less, or Thurgreed, or Sidd, etc etc ad nauseum)

really give a fuck.

No, I don't give a fuck, but I do want to say that Brittney looks pretty fucking horrible in that pic. She should fire her makeup artist, her trainer, and her plastic surgeon, post haste.