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Penske_Account · 08-15-2005, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Sounds like someone can't get the 75-pounders up on the incline bench. Don't worry. You'll get there. I can show you how it's done.

I don't run on treadmills.

I don't hydrate until after I am done-running through the affects of dehydration makes you tougher.

I do run on treadmills. Sometimes. I crank them to 5:30s and bang away. It drives the joggers crazy.

And I wear speedos. I just go straight from the pool to the T-mill.

taxwonk · 08-15-2005, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
How does Israel wind up on the list of money laundering nations? Its been on the list a few times.

Meyer Lansky set up a few accounts when he was there back in the 60's. They get real active on occasion.

pony_trekker · 08-15-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you are at the water fountain at the gym filling your water bottle to the top, while others are waiting to get a quick shot of water, don't be surprised if you find a 55 pound dumbbell wedged up your ass.

TM

"What the fuck, you filling up to water your dafodils?" usually works.

taxwonk · 08-15-2005, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I'm a pansy runner. I prance on the treadmill for hours on end in my Danny Ainge, (circa 1984) shorts and need lots of water. Please wait while I fill my gallon jug.

TM

You theenk you beeg beeg man with your going to gym. The only reason you can lift 55 pound dumbell is because you carry your mamma's chamberpots to window for dumping every day.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-15-2005, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Tell us more about these small rocks. Rock salt?

no, more like pebbles.

I woke up and I was twisted all around in bed, which usually means I have been having hot dreams and I was thinking about pebbles.

taxwonk · 08-15-2005, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I got horny.

then again, I got horny this morning thinking about small rocks. so grain of salt.

I wouldn't thin grains of salt wound feel good down there, no matter how small.

taxwonk · 08-15-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I don't hydrate until after I am done-running through the affects of dehydration makes you tougher.

I do run on treadmills. Sometimes. I crank them to 5:30s and bang away. It drives the joggers crazy.

And I wear speedos. I just go straight from the pool to the T-mill.

Do the speedos help you hold the dumbell in place?

Not Bob · 08-15-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Since this week has gotten off to "dorkiest start ever" on the FB, did anybody see Franconeur's two outfield assists yesterday (both on Luis Gonzalez)? Unreal.

The Not Bobette is a Braves fan, so she pointed them out to me on SportsCenter last night (she also started to gloat to me about Pedro losing his no-hitter and the game in the 8th, but I reminded her that she had a request for an allowance raise pending, so she backed down on that very quickly).

Impressive is right -- they almost (ALMOST!) made me overlook the hideous red jerseys that the Braves were wearing. WTF? What is this, 1975 or something? Jesus Christ, they look like something a bunch of over-40 fat guys in a beer league softball team sponsored by Red's Body Shop would wear.

Hank Chinaski · 08-15-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
a bunch of over-40 fat guys in a beer league softball team sponsored by Red's Body Shop would wear.

Now imagine one of them in a Speedo running on the treadmill and you slowly realize he's going straight into the pool with the sweaty speedo still on- "shower? dude I'm training for the Iron Man no time to stop."

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-15-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
they almost (ALMOST!) made me overlook the hideous red jerseys that the Braves were wearing. WTF? What is this, 1975 or something? Jesus Christ, they look like something a bunch of over-40 fat guys in a beer league softball team sponsored by Red's Body Shop would wear.

I cannot say enough how much this "sunday/batting practice/alternative home" jerseys idea must be ended. It is an abomination, no matter what team does it. There simply is no excuse. Wear white at home, grey or a dark color on the road.

The only thing worse (and it may not be worse) is the NFL's version when they go monochromatic, such as the black shirts and pants, or the all-cerulean kits the seahawks sported.

(crap, only 8912 more words, and I could replace TMQ)

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-15-2005, 02:28 PM

http://www.doubleagent.com/video.php...70&cps=0&sb=mr

Trailer for Charlize's Aeon Flux.

TM

pony_trekker · 08-15-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I cannot say enough how much this "sunday/batting practice/alternative home" jerseys idea must be ended. It is an abomination, no matter what team does it. There simply is no excuse. Wear white at home, grey or a dark color on the road.

The only thing worse (and it may not be worse) is the NFL's version when they go monochromatic, such as the black shirts and pants, or the all-cerulean kits the seahawks sported.

(crap, only 8912 more words, and I could replace TMQ)

The only alternate jerseys worth a shit in any sport are these two hockey jerseys:

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-15-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
He also doesn't wear them well.

iykwim

id*kwym

*don't

NotFromHere · 08-15-2005, 02:43 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I cannot say enough how much this "sunday/batting practice/alternative home" jerseys idea must be ended. It is an abomination, no matter what team does it. There simply is no excuse. Wear white at home, grey or a dark color on the road.

The only thing worse (and it may not be worse) is the NFL's version when they go monochromatic, such as the black shirts and pants, or the all-cerulean kits the seahawks sported.

(crap, only 8912 more words, and I could replace TMQ)

Tell me about it. Sadly, there was a fan vote. Learn this lesson - never leave it up to a fan vote. This is what you'll get. 20 years of silver pants and silver helmets have now been abandonned for monochrome.
What did the guys in the booth say? Oh yeah - "the only problem with Emmitt Smith breaking the rushing record tonight is that we'll have to see those Seahawk uniforms for eternity in highlight films." Great.

That said, they can play in their speedos as long as their winning.
This?

or this?

Not Bob · 08-15-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I cannot say enough how much this "sunday/batting practice/alternative home" jerseys idea must be ended. It is an abomination, no matter what team does it. There simply is no excuse. Wear white at home, grey or a dark color on the road.

The only thing worse (and it may not be worse) is the NFL's version when they go monochromatic, such as the black shirts and pants, or the all-cerulean kits the seahawks sported.

(crap, only 8912 more words, and I could replace TMQ)

Amen, brother. And the reason there are numbers on the jerseys are so you know who the players are -- if you have numbers, there is no need for a name. I am a bit more flexible on this one, but appreciate seeing this look -- the Cubs just returned to this, I think, with their white home jerseys.

The Yankees, curse them, have it right.