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ltl/fb · 12-14-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Are you just being the Devil's Advocate here?

I think we all know she's not a virgin. What's the site that dishes the dirt on stars? Hasn't Ashley fucked the entire KY hockey team?

Shape Shifter · 12-14-2004, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You know I think you're de-lovely. But sometimes it's in the eye of the beholder.

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Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 12-14-2004, 08:18 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter

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Nice ratio.

ltl/fb · 12-14-2004, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Nice ratio.

That is not even a nice ratio.

SlaveNoMore · 12-14-2004, 08:21 PM

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ltl/fb
I think we all know she's not a virgin. What's the site that dishes the dirt on stars? Hasn't Ashley fucked the entire KY hockey team?

Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish." Hypocrite who slept with anyone she thought would advance her career. Heavily surgically augmented; "gobbles more antidepressants than you can imagine." Neglects her pets. (Though I've received a few e-mails from her fans and friends which mention how kind and sweet she is.) Treated the staff of at least one hotel in an "unnecessarily incredibly evil" fashion. Deliberately (?) humiliated Jason Patric in front of Matt Lauer and the watching audience. Linked with Michael Bolton, Jim Carrey, Dario Franchitti, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey. Tends to be with her costars.

ltl/fb · 12-14-2004, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish." Hypocrite who slept with anyone she thought would advance her career. Heavily surgically augmented; "gobbles more antidepressants than you can imagine." Neglects her pets. (Though I've received a few e-mails from her fans and friends which mention how kind and sweet she is.) Treated the staff of at least one hotel in an "unnecessarily incredibly evil" fashion. Deliberately (?) humiliated Jason Patric in front of Matt Lauer and the watching audience. Linked with Michael Bolton, Jim Carrey, Dario Franchitti, Robert De Niro, and Matthew McConaughey. Tends to be with her costars.

Thank you, slave.

Fucking a guy she met at the beach would ruin a "nice girl's" reputation? Riiiight. I'm willing to believe she's a nice person, but it does not seem like she trys to act like she's a sexually pure person.

Jesus god christ almighty, what a fucking waste of fucking time.

notcasesensitive · 12-14-2004, 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thank you, slave.

Fucking a guy she met at the beach would ruin a "nice girl's" reputation? Riiiight. I'm willing to believe she's a nice person, but it does not seem like she trys to act like she's a sexually pure person.

Jesus god christ almighty, what a fucking waste of fucking time.

I can't believe she's fucked Michael Bolten. I can't believe anyone's fucked Michael Bolton. Ever. I wonder what she was thinking when she saw Office Space.

SlaveNoMore · 12-14-2004, 08:38 PM

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notcasesensitive
I can't believe she's fucked Michael Bolten. I can't believe anyone's fucked Michael Bolton. Ever.

You prefer the other guy?

notcasesensitive · 12-14-2004, 08:40 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

You prefer the other guy?

At least he's not a no-talent assclown.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 12-14-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Judd, Ashley. "A cold fish."

My question is, though, how'd she not end up at the bottom of a pond?

dtb · 12-14-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It would be better if the kids weren't adopted and still had to guess who their biological father is.

And we have a winner.

dtb · 12-14-2004, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Until this came up today, I'm not clear that I realized that Enrique Iglesias and Marc Anthony aren't the same person.

Well, for starters, Enrique is about 6'2" and Marc Anthony is about 5'3".

Enrique easily has 90 pounds on Marc Anthony also. I guess Marc never got off the "heroin chic" bandwagon.

Enrique is Spanish, Marc is Neuyorican.

The differences are legion.

Piker.

dtb · 12-14-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You do realize that both are huge, huge stars in places other than your backyard?

TM

Thank you, sir.

dtb · 12-14-2004, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
At least he's not a no-talent assclown.

Why should he change his name? He's not the one who sucks!

notcasesensitive · 12-14-2004, 09:51 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Well, for starters, Enrique is about 6'2" and Marc Anthony is about 5'3".

Enrique easily has 90 pounds on Marc Anthony also. I guess Marc never got off the "heroin chic" bandwagon.

Enrique is Spanish, Marc is Neuyorican.

The differences are legion.

Piker.

I'm sure that they are. Unfortunately for me (if their singing is any good), I have had no exposure to either of them. Other than discussions of their sex lives in People. Height/weight type of differences didn't make much of an impact on those glossy pages, I'm afraid.

Speaking of this, I'm a sucker for those spreads (usually in People magazine, now that I think of it) that include pictures of celebrities to scale with their actual heights, so you can actually imagine what a total shorty Jada Pickett Smith is and wonder how her conversations with Nicole Kidman (in 4" heels, no less) would work out. I wonder if Tom Cruise would sue People for printing one of those with his actual height in it.