Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can't believe she's fucked Michael Bolten. I can't believe anyone's fucked Michael Bolton. Ever. I wonder what she was thinking when she saw Office Space.

They were together for a while, too. Not that it diminishes her hotness or anything...

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
They were together for a while, too. Not that it diminishes her hotness or anything...

Yeah, I've seen the Judds' E! True Hollywood Story. Hey, if having Winona as a sister hasn't diminished her hotness, I'm not sure what could.

[the apostrophe got me on this one. sorry, dtb, but I'm confused as to what happens with this whole plural last name of multiple people thing.]

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
They were together for a while, too. Not that it diminishes her hotness or anything...

Wow, that's pretty creative. I tried to link to a pic of Ashley, and this came up. Nice!

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Wow, that's pretty creative. I tried to link to a pic of Ashley, and this came up. Nice!

Oh. I thought you were giving me the finger. Like man getting hit in groin with football.

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Christ. Here we go again. Go back and use your brain.

My, my, aren't WE testy. That's the last time I bring YOU a nice piece of big round latino ass. Show some gratitude grumpy!

A large waist doesn't look like such a large waist when the breasts and ass are bigger too.

Knock that shit off. Or I will advertise your email on every singles forum, saying that you welcome thick waisted women AS LONG AS they ALSO have big titties and asses because, hey, you are a ratio man.

Look, TM, allz I'm saying is that when you say "a waist that wouldn't normally be pleasing to the eye makes not much difference when the ratio is right" you are not thinking right. A waist that is not pleasing to the eye aint never going to be pleasing to the eye no matter how many times you slap big titties on a thick waisted hoe.

Bulky forearms? What the fuck are you talking about?TM

Goddammed if I know!!!!! That is pretty funny.

Diane (I meant big upper arms - ick) Keaton

Enlarge my breasts and I'm good to go, brother!

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton

That's a MAN, baby!

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I can't believe she's fucked Michael Bolten. I can't believe anyone's fucked Michael Bolton. Ever. I wonder what she was thinking when she saw Office Space.

Michael Bolton: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

Peter Gibbons: Oh that is not right, Michael.

Soundwave

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
At least he's not a no-talent assclown.

Yeah yeah MB is a jerk, but guys with that Ajay Naidu thing, funny, quirky, bald men, do you think they're attractive? just wondering.

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Am I the only one who didn't know yet that the abused wife on The Amazing Race was January 1996 Playboy Playmate Victoria Fuller - see http://www.thumbgalaxy.com/pretty_mo...ctoria_fuller/ and http://www.freepics.tv/galleries/9/c...pornopics.html (nude photos, duh)?

So, I finally got some time away from work to check these out, and she looks pretty. Looks like implants, but it's not like that is that much of a surprise for a Playmate.

Anyway, their relationship seems like he is really rich, and he married her because she is the hottest, like some kind of prize, and she married him because he is really rich. And I definitely think that he might be gay.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, you forget. I did criminal work for a bunch of years. I've heard all the speeches about "the Nation" until my ears bled. Shit, I had one client who drove me nuts because he would throw a hissy fit if a hearing conflicted with his friday prayer schedule. Idiot. Another screwhead once told me he couldn't press the elevator switch in my office because it would violate his hasidic views. And a partner at one firm got all bent at me for ordering meat on Friday during lent despite my obvious Catholic name. I smiled, but wanted to tell him to mind his own fucking business.

I'm not singling these idiots in burqas out - they're just another group of silly fools who buy into some faux spiritual horseshit de jour.* Thats part of being an American I guess. You get to have imbecilic beliefs and run around dressed like a horse's ass.

* Nor am I singling out people who join the Nation in jail. Shit, you gotta join something there if you're doing a long stint.

say what you will about the Nation, but they get their stamps...

[mmm3587]

Originally posted by mmm3587
So, I finally got some time away from work to check these out, and she looks pretty. Looks like implants, but it's not like that is that much of a surprise for a Playmate.

Anyway, their relationship seems like he is really rich, and he married her because she is the hottest, like some kind of prize, and she married him because he is really rich. And I definitely think that he might be gay.

Spoilers, I guess:

Jesus, watching him scream at her and her sob and have Phil have to tell him to talk to his wife is pretty pathetic.

[Adder]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone hooked up with the one person they always wanted to sleep with? (Real life person that you know/have talked to/could meet if you weren't a chicken shit, no celebrity laminated list.) Did they live up to expectations?

I'm not sure there was ever a "one" person. But there was a girl I met first year of college, who I was always interested in hooking up with (although not so much dating, for some reson). Finally did junior year. We were both pretty drunk at the time, so I can't give it the best reviews ever, but it was a lot of fun.

Me, nope. There are two that I've fantisized about over the years, and I'd probably hop on a plane if either summoned me, but I've never had more than a kiss from either.

Hop on a plane, sister!

Ad(probably not the first to do that, sorry)der

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Should someone call John Ashcroft about [using the word "pinky stink" in a newspaper]?

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'll bite. I don't get it.

You don't get fingered much, do you?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I really don't know much about this, but why isn't a salary cap fair? The other sports have them. From what I've seen (and I know at least one hockey fan will say I'm an idiot- I admit all I know is by vaguely listen to the news about the Wings) the Wings buy lots of the better players and the smaller cities can't compete. I realize the cap would be to keep an owner or two in check, but that's always been the case in the other sports too. shit, I read that volleyball has ESPN ratings that rival regular season NHL games. Volleyball players aren't pulling 10 million.

I am worried that Gary Bettman will read this post and the NHL will come back next year with a new format: 2 on 2 action, with buff chicks in bikinis and skates. I know it sounds compelling, but, hey, I'm a purist.

etfs

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think it's pretty clear that you're a ho, ncs.

Untrue. The Condom Doesn't Lie.