Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I had your name-dropping back. If we both know someone well who knows him, is it one degree of separation or two?

I think that's only one-degree. If you know the person, there's no separation. Just my interpretation.

By the way, the small boutique law firm to which I may be moving in a few months (they've made me a very nice offer) -- I believe they represent Jessica Alba. Might need to have lots and lots of meetings.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stop in if you're in Philly. We'll do lunch. I know a great place where we can sit outside and get drinks... right next to a K through 8th grade private school, so we can check out all the cellulite free ladies. ...

You take Slave there, but you took me to some place in a big warehouse with green awnings?!?!?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
In US law, an annulment is a decree that a marriage was invalid from its outset. Anyone seeking an annulment on the grounds of "fraud" must prove that their partner misrepresented some matter that was vital to the marriage.

This may include the concealment of a fact such as an existing spouse, permanent impotence or a criminal history. If either party was under the influence of drugs or alcohol when the marriage took place, it may also be grounds for its annulment.

In her court submission, Zellweger also demanded that the court rule out the possibility of spousal financial support for Chesney.

OK, I say it was permanent impotence.
But I've been told, now, that it was something to do with cooking and cleaning and staying at home like a good wife.

She's aa coke whore. She's probably rubbed so much yayo on her clit over the years that she wouldn't even know if Kenny consumated the marriage. I pick Renee as the next Yasmin Bleeth meltdown. Too bad - she was pretty talented (Renee, not Yasmine).

[notcasesensitive]

I'm sure I should know this, but who is the guy with the blond/white hair in the RS? I saw them on tv commercials during the football game last night and I think I need to add him to my death pool list for next year. Unless he is already dead and they just had him propped up there in the commercial.

TIA!

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stop in if you're in Philly. We'll do lunch. I know a great place where we can sit outside and get drinks... right next to a K through 8th grade private school, so we can check out all the cellulite free ladies.

The uniforms are killer. Grey and green glen plaid - bobs up and down when they run - mesmerizing. I've drooled Heineken and basil infused olive oil slurry into my goat cheese salad many times watching them pull on their backpacks...

"Oh yeh, pull your arms way back. Chest out. Goood posture..."

"What are you mumbling, Sebastian? Sebastian! How do you plan to get past that summary judgment motion?"

"Excuse me (wiping lip)... cold medication. You understand. Terrible allergies this time of year... Good idea. Yes, we should file a summary judgment motion..."

"Sebastian, are you humming 'Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon'?"

Oh dear. You can kiss my ass goodbye.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
You take Slave there, but you took me to some place in a big warehouse with green awnings?!?!?

The girls at the BYO joint were 15 - they had cellulite. Slave and I are having a cellulite free lunch.

The one with the club foot was killer, though, wasn't she? She's still there. I still want to know if that eyepatch is real, but I just can';t get drunk enough to maake the lunge... last guy to get grabby had a mysterious "brain hemorrage" tripping over a parking cone in the lot outside.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its the pain of realizing that you'll never have enough of those asses... its the realization that you were built to screw as many of those perfect asses as you can, careen through the first forty years of your life gobbling every pleasure you can and explode like a vase hitting a tile floor just when you get too old for the game... when your seed has been sown, when all the ya yas worth getting out have been gotteen out...

but...

Medical advances and societal strictures have instead flipped the game on you. You somehow turned from Bob Guccione into Ned Fester, professional waiting-to-die guy...

"Did you put enough away for junior's college fund?" "Love the Audi, Ned!"

Those asses represent you living like tomorrow was a rumor, instead of wondering while you clip ear hair whether you have enough life insurance. Keith Richaards to Willie Loman in less time than the average white collar crime sentence.

You always want those asses. When you don't, check your pulse.

1) I never thought I was Bob Guccione.

2) I think you mean Les Nester?

3) I miss the link in the chain that gets us from cellulite free asses to audis and haircuts.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have a pulse, but I still don't like Jessica's ass from the back when she is bent over at the waist.

You're not a gay. In a woman's case, I guess its "When you stop wanting those packages, check your pulse"?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Amen. My only solace is that _________ is highly likely to have a lucrative acting/modeling career, and make more than $500,000 while __________ and __________ are sure to fade into obscurity after the finale.

I thought the final component of the HOH competition was rEdiculous. Might as well just flip a coin on most of those questions (as evidenced by the fact that both of them got 2/6 correct).

I hate agreeing with you but that's exactly what I told my lesbian best friend when she was in hysterics after the last show b/c _______ lost HOH. I told her that losing the $500K was the best thing that could have happened b/c now _______ will have to pose for Playboy so she doesn't have to go back to her former job as a _______ and everybody (especially the lesbians) win!

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm sure I should know this, but who is the guy with the blond/white hair in the RS? I saw them on tv commercials during the football game last night and I think I need to add him to my death pool list for next year. Unless he is already dead and they just had him propped up there in the commercial.

TIA!

Charlie Watts? Who I found increbily sexy when i was 11?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Charlie Watts? Who I found increbily sexy when i was 11?

If last night was any indication, he's looking a bit Weekend At Bernie's these days.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
"Sebastian, are you humming 'Girl, You'll be a Woman Soon'?"

I like to hum "Rock the Cradle of Love" in those oh-so-Catholic moments.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
If last night was any indication, he's looking a bit Weekend At Bernie's these days.

Sadly, I havent been eleven in at least 100,000 liver cells.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Its the pain of realizing that you'll never have enough of those asses... its the realization that you were built to screw as many of those perfect asses as you can, careen through the first forty years of your life gobbling every pleasure you can and explode like a vase hitting a tile floor just when you get too old for the game... when your seed has been sown, when all the ya yas worth getting out have been gotteen out...

but...

Medical advances and societal strictures have instead flipped the game on you. You somehow turned from Bob Guccione into Ned Fester, professional waiting-to-die guy...

"Did you put enough away for junior's college fund?" "Love the Audi, Ned!"

Those asses represent you living like tomorrow was a rumor, instead of wondering while you clip ear hair whether you have enough life insurance. Keith Richaards to Willie Loman in less time than the average white collar crime sentence.

You always want those asses. When you don't, check your pulse.

Gin tonight? This definitely isn't one of your bourbon posts.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) I never thought I was Bob Guccione.

2) I think you mean Les Nester?

3) I miss the link in the chain that gets us from cellulite free asses to audis and haircuts.

1. It was just a phase with me. Between Heavy Metal and Young Republican.

2. No, but damn... thats a sweet reference.

3. I suspended all segue rules and just willed the connection. I'm finding more and more that the pesky strictures of coherence, chronological sequencing and responding to issues raised is impeding my ability to communicate. I'm communicating on a different level - like the first few Yes records.