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08-16-2005, 01:39 PM
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I imply that pages from pornographic magazines that Coltrane may have used to excite himself were stuck together due to his spilling his seed (to "come") on these images, which are planes.
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Remind me to close my shutters.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-16-2005, 01:39 PM
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#962
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Tommy Lee goes to college
Tommy Lee reports to be really like botany.
"Of all the classes Lee took, the subject he really connected with was botany."
"I think I was a tree or something in a past life," the 42-year-old rocker told reporters recently, according to AP Radio. "I've always been attracted to nature.
Nature? Or the tutor?
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-16-2005, 01:40 PM
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#963
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A plane is also a geometric term. beyond that I making reference to masturbation habits. to whit: I imply that pages from pornographic magazines that Coltrane may have used to excite himself were stuck together due to his spilling his seed (to "come") on these images, which are planes.
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Huh?
Clear writing is like good manners. It makes things easier for everyone. |
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08-16-2005, 01:40 PM
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#964
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Vibrator talk
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A plane is also a geometric term. beyond that I making reference to masturbation habits. to whit: I imply that pages from pornographic magazines that Coltrane may have used to excite himself were stuck together due to his spilling his seed (to "come") on these images, which are planes.
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I didn't know Coltrane was such an enthusiast.
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08-16-2005, 01:41 PM
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#965
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Huh?
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Coltrane jacks off and comes on the naked girl pictures so he has "come on a plane."
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-16-2005, 01:42 PM
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#966
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Lay off. Some of my best friends are trigs.
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Oh. So you probably already know how many of them it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-16-2005, 01:42 PM
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#967
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Vibrator talk
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane jacks off and comes on pictures so he has "come on a plane."
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I don't get it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-16-2005, 01:43 PM
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Catman
Catman has moved to Whidbey Island. Where he will be away from the normal people.
He has detachable whiskers and fanged dentures,
to be one with his totem, the tiger.
Stalking Cat, 47, has received so many surgical and cosmetic procedures he's lost count. And he says all of them — from full-face tattoos to fanged dentures to steel implants for detachable "whiskers" — have been done to achieve oneness with what he calls his totem, the tiger.
But some doctors contend that Stalking Cat displays a form of body dysmorphic disorder, which affects one's perception of personal appearance to the point of obsession.
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08-16-2005, 01:43 PM
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#969
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Lay off. Some of my best friends are trigs.
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That was laugh out loud funny. Thanks, Coltrane.
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08-16-2005, 01:44 PM
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#970
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That was laugh out loud funny. Thanks, Coltrane.
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I didn't get that one. What is a trig?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-16-2005, 01:46 PM
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#971
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Vibrator talk
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane jacks off and comes on the naked girl pictures so he has "come on a plane."
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Ew. What kind of pig reads porno mags during a flight? |
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08-16-2005, 01:46 PM
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#972
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Vibrator talk
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I didn't get that one. What is a trig?
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Forget it. He went off on a tangent.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-16-2005, 01:46 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Vibrator talk
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane jacks off and comes on the naked girl pictures so he has "come on a plane."
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You are making no sense today whatsoever. I think you should have given up right after that egregious use of "less" instead of "fewer" a few posts ago.
[And hat's off to Whole Foods, which is one of the few stores to have a "10 Items or Fewer" express line. It actually makes me giggle with glee when I see a place get it right.] |
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08-16-2005, 01:47 PM
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#974
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Tommy Lee goes to college
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tommy Lee reports to be really like botany.
"Of all the classes Lee took, the subject he really connected with was botany."
"I think I was a tree or something in a past life," the 42-year-old rocker told reporters recently, according to AP Radio. "I've always been attracted to nature.
Nature? Or the tutor?
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So I watched the last half of the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson yesterday and I have a few observations:
[spoiler space, as if it is needed]
1. Tommy Lee = not funny; not good at reading teleprompter jokes; not good looking
2. Pam Anderson = funnier than expected
3. Pam Anderson's top = see-through
4. Pam Anderson's headlights = on
5. Comedy Central = no attempt to conceal Pam's nipples
6. Courtney Love = trainwreck
7. Funniest part = at end, when everyone stood up to clap after Pam Anderson's speech and Courtney Love fell down the steps on the dias and nearly flattened Pam Anderson (as if that is possible), followed by Pam shouting "Jesus Christ!" (I believe it was unscripted) |
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08-16-2005, 01:48 PM
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#975
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Forget it. He went off on a tangent.
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You really are the sine qua non of this board, aren't you?
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