Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

Originally posted by evenodds
Strongly disagree.

In my world, that means he's a complete narcissist, which does not make him undatable nor unfuckable.

Have you ever dated or fucked a narcissist?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
john blayesdow

For a long time I was kayaking too much to have any idea who this was. Now that I have insomnia and have been watching more quality late night TV, I do. He is realllllly strange.

My favorite fitness guy is still that ponytailed guy who does the machine where your arms and legs spazz about in harmony as though you are nordic tracking in space. I bet he wears zubas out when he wants to dress up.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is clearly bullshit. Nobody wore thongs fifteen years ago.

And I would never, ever drink cheap wine. Good work, Daphne.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by evenodds
Strongly disagree.

In my world, that means he's a complete narcissist, which does not make him undatable nor unfuckable.

Would a narcissist only want to fuck himself?

As far as fetishes on the first fuck, no way. If someone can't have sex without a fetish the first time, that suggests the person cannot have sex without the fetish. Kinky is nice from time to time, but so is plain, old fashioned (well as plain and old fashioned as it gets between two women) sex.

[evenodds]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have you ever dated or fucked a narcissist?

If you do one of your patented infirm searches, you'll see I have dated and fucked several narcissists.

Aside from the fact they like to watch themselves in the mirror, my narcissists were surprisingly talented in bed.

Sorry you had different experiences with John Blasedow.

Originally posted by evenodds
If you do one of your patented infirm searches, you'll see I have dated and fucked several narcissists.

Aside from the fact they like to watch themselves in the mirror, my narcissists were surprisingly talented in bed.

Sorry you had different experiences with John Blasedow.

In my experience, the narcissist is happy to have you fake an orgasm and please him. They also like to be told how nice their cocks are and that they are great at gioving head. Dont even get me started on dating them.

And I dont think John Blayesdow would touch me with Shape Shifter's plaster cock.

[sunnybunny]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e/farm_scene_3

Pig manure being used to create alternative fuel.


Speaking of fuel, I watched the '70s King Kong last night. Aside from the horrible horrible acting, i note that i had no idea how pretty Jessica Lange was in her prime. I just think of her as the old woman in movies (like Men Don't Leave)....

that's all.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Not Me
I don't think the Ms. USA pagent gives scholarships, but I could be wrong. I think Devrie does have scholarships.

Thanks for providing me with even more evidence that men love breast implants. Even bad implants.

Speaking of Breast implants, I have determined that the average joe sees so many fake tits that he doesn't know what real ones look like anymore.

I was at a party this weekend (but this has happened many times before) and one of Mr. Bunny's friends brought a rent-a-stripperish date. Her boobs were so fake, it was just rEdiculously obvious to me. When she left, I gave her a big hug to confirm. After she left, I said "she should have spent the extra 4k on her boob job" and all the guys were like "no man, those were real". they were willing to accept defeat when I informed them that they hurt when I leaned into them...is it just that they want them to be real, so they become delusional or they really can't tell anymore unless they're feeling them or looking at scars?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Not Me
Thanks for providing me with even more evidence that men love breast implants. Even bad implants.

Don't be a hatah. According to the Reuters story she's a Republican and plans to use her position to defend the Administration's actions in Iraq.

ETA Cite: Missouri Author, Musician Named Miss USA

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Have you ever dated or fucked a narcissist?

If you are asking me if I have ever masturbated, the answer is yes.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
If he shaves his chest, he is gay, slave, john blayesdow or some combo of the three, all undatable for a chick.

Or he's a triathlete. It's not fun to rip off a wetsuit with a hairy body. They shave their legs, chest and god knows what else.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2004Apr10.html

Where do you people get this stuff?

Here is a fine etiquette lesson, spontaneously delivered to one of Miss Manners's hapless readers, who was minding and doing her own business:

"There are six stalls in the ladies' room of the large, professional office building where I work," she writes, "each separated by walls and doors that lock. (I am not familiar with the stall count in the men's room, as I have never been in there.) The other day, after I was finished using the facility, the woman in the next stall confronted me as we were both washing our hands and told me that it is improper etiquette to use the stall directly next to another person in the restroom.

"Furthermore, since she was there first, it was up to me to choose a stall that left at least one stall in between us.

"I was completely thrown off-guard and confused by these comments. I have worked in this environment for five years, and this issue has never been brought to my attention. I told her that I would take her opinion into consideration upon my next visit.

"However, I am curious to know if there is some rule of thumb when choosing a restroom stall. Also, is this etiquette different for other venues -- such as restaurants, movie theaters, etc.? And, if I must choose a stall that leaves a 'buffer' zone, how in the world is anyone supposed to take care of their business without wasting time and creating an even longer line in the women's restroom? Any thoughts you may have on this situation are greatly appreciated, as I am very confused."

You're confused? What about Miss Manners, who knows every rule in the books, past and present, and who serves on the Etiquette Council's committee for examining petitions requesting new rules?

Had this one been submitted, it would have been roundly rejected. Doubling the lines to ladies' rooms by putting half the stalls out of business, so to speak, would not serve to raise the civility level in society.

Nor would any of the other outlandish rules that people make up on their own, sometimes committing the rudeness of embarrassing or chastising those on whom they spring their creations.

There is the houseguest whose attempt to be polite by "buying her own toilet paper, dishwashing liquid, milk and anything else she uses" while visiting only makes her hostess feel that the use of such trivial items is counted and begrudged. And the father arriving for a visit to his son, who bewilders the family by insisting that it is "proper etiquette to first go into the house empty-handed" and only to produce luggage from the car when assigned a bedroom.

Then there is the guest who accepted an invitation to an event but then didn't go because he was "very upset with the host for not acknowledging my affirmative RSVP" with an acceptance of the acceptance. And the luncheon guest who watched others spreading their paper napkins over the remains of their food, fearing she had been remiss in failing to protect "waiters from handling your soiled napkins with their bare hands."

And there is the bridegroom who suggests writing letters to those who had not sent presents, thanking them for attending the wedding, which his bride realized would be taken as a broad hint to fork over. And the suitor who was told that, "according to tradition, a man should spend the equivalent of one month's salary for an engagement ring."

None of this is authorized; none of it is even well thought out. Goodness knows Miss Manners needs all the help she can get, but when these people learn and practice the existing rules, it will be time enough for them to harbor ambitions of entering the exalted profession.

BR(I wonder if her answer is different for mens urinals?)C

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...2004Apr10.html

Where do you people get this stuff?

Here is a fine etiquette lesson, spontaneously delivered to one of Miss Manners's hapless readers, who was minding and doing her own business:

"There are six stalls in the ladies' room of the large, professional office building where I work," she writes, "each separated by walls and doors that lock. (I am not familiar with the stall count in the men's room, as I have never been in there.) The other day, after I was finished using the facility, the woman in the next stall confronted me as we were both washing our hands and told me that it is improper etiquette to use the stall directly next to another person in the restroom.

"Furthermore, since she was there first, it was up to me to choose a stall that left at least one stall in between us.

"I was completely thrown off-guard and confused by these comments. I have worked in this environment for five years, and this issue has never been brought to my attention. I told her that I would take her opinion into consideration upon my next visit.

"However, I am curious to know if there is some rule of thumb when choosing a restroom stall. Also, is this etiquette different for other venues -- such as restaurants, movie theaters, etc.? And, if I must choose a stall that leaves a 'buffer' zone, how in the world is anyone supposed to take care of their business without wasting time and creating an even longer line in the women's restroom? Any thoughts you may have on this situation are greatly appreciated, as I am very confused."

You're confused? What about Miss Manners, who knows every rule in the books, past and present, and who serves on the Etiquette Council's committee for examining petitions requesting new rules?

Had this one been submitted, it would have been roundly rejected. Doubling the lines to ladies' rooms by putting half the stalls out of business, so to speak, would not serve to raise the civility level in society.

Nor would any of the other outlandish rules that people make up on their own, sometimes committing the rudeness of embarrassing or chastising those on whom they spring their creations.

There is the houseguest whose attempt to be polite by "buying her own toilet paper, dishwashing liquid, milk and anything else she uses" while visiting only makes her hostess feel that the use of such trivial items is counted and begrudged. And the father arriving for a visit to his son, who bewilders the family by insisting that it is "proper etiquette to first go into the house empty-handed" and only to produce luggage from the car when assigned a bedroom.

Then there is the guest who accepted an invitation to an event but then didn't go because he was "very upset with the host for not acknowledging my affirmative RSVP" with an acceptance of the acceptance. And the luncheon guest who watched others spreading their paper napkins over the remains of their food, fearing she had been remiss in failing to protect "waiters from handling your soiled napkins with their bare hands."

And there is the bridegroom who suggests writing letters to those who had not sent presents, thanking them for attending the wedding, which his bride realized would be taken as a broad hint to fork over. And the suitor who was told that, "according to tradition, a man should spend the equivalent of one month's salary for an engagement ring."

None of this is authorized; none of it is even well thought out. Goodness knows Miss Manners needs all the help she can get, but when these people learn and practice the existing rules, it will be time enough for them to harbor ambitions of entering the exalted profession.

BR(I wonder if her answer is different for mens urinals?)C

Men's urinal etiquette test: http://www.funny.co.uk/stuff/art_71-...ette-Test.html

Originally posted by sunnybunny
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e/farm_scene_3

Pig manure being used to create alternative fuel.


Speaking of fuel, I watched the '70s King Kong last night. Aside from the horrible horrible acting, i note that i had no idea how pretty Jessica Lange was in her prime. I just think of her as the old woman in movies (like Men Don't Leave)....

that's all.

She is you in fifteen years. Its a short ride.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
She is you in fifteen years. Its a short ride.

Well, if I look half as good as she does (and I won't be getting hte face lift she has) I'll be happy....except she's in her 60's, so I hope it's more than 15 years.

[correction: she was born in '49]