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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

Are ripped jeans like that back in?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
So I watched the last half of the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson yesterday and I have a few observations:

Did he really say this?

“One of the roasters, Greg Giraldo, said, ‘Pam, you being the star of a show about books and reading, is like Tom Cruise starring in a show about vaginas,’ ” according to a source.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are making no sense today whatsoever. I think you should have given up right after that egregious use of "less" instead of "fewer" a few posts ago.

[And hat's off to Whole Foods, which is one of the few stores to have a "10 Items or Fewer" express line. It actually makes me giggle with glee when I see a place get it right.]

Don't you realize all of us let you get away with a typo a few hours ago? tit for tat?

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Freak Show

Is there a before photo? It is too bad that he is also a big fat. I bet he wishes he were sleek and strong like his totem. What are some other options for totems? I need a new schtick.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That was laugh out loud funny. Thanks, Coltrane.

You should have expressed this as "LOL."

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Funniest part = at end, when everyone stood up to clap after Pam Anderson's speech and Courtney Love fell down the steps on the dias and nearly flattened Pam Anderson (as if that is possible), followed by Pam shouting "Jesus Christ!" (I believe it was unscripted)

Please tell me this will be aired again.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Don't you realize all of us let you get away with a typo a few hours ago? tit for tat?

You didn't let me get away with it, if I remember correctly.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Did he really say this?

“One of the roasters, Greg Giraldo, said, ‘Pam, you being the star of a show about books and reading, is like Tom Cruise starring in a show about vaginas,’ ” according to a source.

He was not in the half of the show that I watched. Which contained mainly large cock and gaping gash (and ass) jokes. This sounds relatively tame. I take it you think it was crazy because of the likelihood of Cruise filing suit against him?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Think he will? He's done for the year; I'm not so sure he comes back next year. And, if he does, it may look like one of Aaron's last two seasons, with 12 and 10 home runs. He'll be 42, out of the game for a year, and without the benefit of roids, on a gimpy knee that still isn't working right.

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With or without steroids, thanks to the enhanced science of training techniques and year round nature of the sport, 42 today is different than 42 when Aaron was finishing up. He may not hit 50 but he will definitely be able to crank out 30 plus in a year for a few more years. If.he.comes.back. (and I am not pro or con Bonds)

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I believe you meant this to read "airplane."

all of your "girlfriends" on those stuck-together pages of Penthouse and Club were relatively planar. to the extent you didn't mess the sheets, your first sentence is not factually true.

When you need an explanation like this for a double entendre, it probably was not an entendre, let alone double.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Catman has moved to Whidbey Island. Where he will be away from the normal people.

Merde! Is the Inn at Langley fenced?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
When you need an explanation like this for a double entendre, it probably was not an entendre, let alone double.

W-A-T-E-R

Let's make friends B.
Tell us what you think would be a fair tax structure, you know if you were starting up your own country- no restrictions!

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by nononono
You really are the sine qua non of this board, aren't you?

And, with that, this posting arc is complete.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Please tell me this will be aired again.

Probably 20-40 times this week. I may Tivo it. So as to watch Courtney's fall frame by frame.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere

The prices at the place I pass on the way to work were higher than that for "plus" and "supreme" today, but slightly lower than that for "regular." And I use regular, so I am not jealous.