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04-13-2004, 10:55 AM
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Do you think my potbellied pig's manure will work?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
Well, if I look half as good as she does (and I won't be getting hte face lift she has) I'll be happy....except she's in her 60's, so I hope it's more than 15 years.
[correction: she was born in '49]
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I am not gonna out your age but:
Jessica Phyllis Lange was born on April 20, 1949 to Al and Dorothy Lange in Cloquet, Minnesota.
Men Don't Leave: Year: 1990
This is the movie you cited her as being old looking in. She was 41 when she made it. You do the math.
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04-13-2004, 10:58 AM
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#992
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Do you think my potbellied pig's manure will work?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not gonna out your age but:
Jessica Phyllis Lange was born on April 20, 1949 to Al and Dorothy Lange in Cloquet, Minnesota.
Men Don't Leave: Year: 1990
This is the movie you cited her as being old looking in. She was 41 when she made it. You do the math.
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No, was more a citation to a movie where she wasn't a young tart anymore....that's the last one I recall seeing. You'll note i also went back and fixed my message to note her birthday before you made your post.
I thought you had me on ignore?
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-13-2004, 10:59 AM
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#993
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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OK, which of you sent this letter on toilet etiquette to Miss Manners?
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
[Bathroom spacing]
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I think we've discussed this before. I'd say 99% of men understand the bathroom spacing rule implicitly. Miss Manners clearly does not. The rule is to take a stall/urinal at lease one over from one that is occupied, unless one is not available meeting this criteria. Other exceptions may override the rule as well - poor drainage, puddles, or the infamous short urinal need not be taken over an empty but adjacent unit. So, contrary to Miss Manners speculation, it does not impact total capacity at all.
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04-13-2004, 11:01 AM
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#994
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Do you think my potbellied pig's manure will work?
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Originally posted by sunnybunny
No, was more a citation to a movie where she wasn't a young tart anymore....that's the last one I recall seeing. You'll note i also went back and fixed my message to note her birthday before you made your post.
I thought you had me on ignore?
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You are on a temporary reprieve.
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04-13-2004, 11:03 AM
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#995
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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Do you think my potbellied pig's manure will work?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are on a temporary reprieve.
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Thanks, next margarita's on me.
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-13-2004, 11:12 AM
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#996
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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New Poll
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
For a long time I was kayaking too much to have any idea who this was. Now that I have insomnia and have been watching more quality late night TV, I do. He is realllllly strange.
My favorite fitness guy is still that ponytailed guy who does the machine where your arms and legs spazz about in harmony as though you are nordic tracking in space. I bet he wears zubas out when he wants to dress up.
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I've never had the pleasure of seeing a John Blasdow commercial, but this reminds me of The Onion article that fooled CNBC. One of the anchors there reported that something like 95% of all exercise done on machines sold in infomercials is done during the infomercials themselves. CNN took great glee in showing the report and clarifying that the story came from The Onion.
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04-13-2004, 11:13 AM
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#997
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(Moderator) oHIo
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: there
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Precious
Is it just me or is Mary Kate [in the blue]:
Starting to look a bit like:
aV
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04-13-2004, 11:14 AM
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#998
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Precious
Quote:
Originally posted by andViolins
Is it just me or is Mary Kate [in the blue]:
Starting to look a bit like:
aV
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Everyone knows that Ashley is the hot one.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-13-2004, 11:24 AM
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#999
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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New Poll
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
95% of all exercise done on machines sold in infomercials is done during the infomercials themselves.
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This reminds me of my naturally skinny friend who wanted to "get in shape" so bought one of those deals where you sit on a seat and then buck your hips forward and your arms back in a very sexual thrust. She used it to exercise once, tried to use it for sex a few times, and then put it in storage.
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04-13-2004, 11:25 AM
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#1000
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Hey AI Watchers
It won't be on tonight because of some Bush press conference. Realityblurred:
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American Idol 3 won't air tonight as scheduled because of a recently announced Presidential press conference, the 12th of his presidency. The "live" performance show, which will feature Quentin Tarantino as a guest judge, will now air via tape tomorrow night at 8 p.m. ET. The results show will air for an hour opposite Survivor All-Stars on Thursday at 8 p.m. ET.
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04-13-2004, 11:26 AM
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#1001
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Precious
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Originally posted by andViolins
Is it just me or is Mary Kate [in the blue]:
Starting to look a bit like:
aV
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From page six.
THE Olsen twins are copying the Hilton sisters in their efforts to differentiate themselves. Just as Nicky Hilton dyed her hair brown to contrast with platinum Paris, Mary-Kate has dyed her hair bright red, while Ashley's tresses look lighter then ever. But both of their eating habits are raising eyebrows. Ashley was at Nobu Next Door the other night and "barely ate a thing," said one spy. Both thin twins are notable lettuce-eaters.
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04-13-2004, 11:28 AM
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#1002
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hippity hop, hippity hop!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out to lunch
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for those who cook on the board
We're having people over for dinner on thursday. I'm charged with preparing non-meat items (as usual). The Mr. is preparing Lobster (gasp!). any recs for appropriate sides to serve with a once screaming, gasping, boiled alive, lobster?
thanks
Bunny
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KRUSTY
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
MEYER
Excuse me, but "proactive" and "paradigm"? Aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important? Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that.
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04-13-2004, 11:30 AM
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#1003
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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New Poll
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And I would never, ever drink cheap wine. Good work, Daphne.
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I thought it more an Encyclopedia Brown vibe.
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04-13-2004, 11:32 AM
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#1004
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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New Poll
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is clearly bullshit. Nobody wore thongs fifteen years ago.
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strippers did. I was getting a bit of a stripper vibe from the druggie blood-drinker, but I could be wrong.
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04-13-2004, 11:34 AM
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#1005
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No Professional Training
Join Date: Mar 2004
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for those who cook on the board
Quote:
Originally posted by sunnybunny
We're having people over for dinner on thursday. I'm charged with preparing non-meat items (as usual). The Mr. is preparing Lobster (gasp!). any recs for appropriate sides to serve with a once screaming, gasping, boiled alive, lobster?
thanks
Bunny
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If MR isn't coming over, serve corn on the cob.
I usually serve corn, slaw, salt and vinegar chips.
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