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08-16-2005, 03:00 PM
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#991
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by nononono
You really are the sine qua non of this board, aren't you?
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I don't know latin but if that means "dumbest" someone else already invented it.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 08-16-2005 at 03:04 PM..
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08-16-2005, 03:01 PM
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#992
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Tommy Lee goes to college
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
3. Pam Anderson's top = see-through
4. Pam Anderson's headlights = on
5. Comedy Central = no attempt to conceal Pam's nipples
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Indeed. Well put together show.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 03:03 PM
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#993
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Tommy Lee goes to college
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Probably 20-40 times this week. I may Tivo it. So as to watch Courtney's fall frame by frame.
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The uncensored version is on late night on Friday (i.e. early Saturday).
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 03:04 PM
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#994
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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This could be you
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The prices at the place I pass on the way to work were higher than that for "plus" and "supreme" today, but slightly lower than that for "regular." And I use regular, so I am not jealous.
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There is a place, south of here, where the gas is listed as $4.09. And they're very proud of it.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-16-2005, 03:05 PM
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#995
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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This could be you
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
There is a place, south of here, where the gas is listed as $4.09. And they're very proud of it.
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You go there so you won't be bothered by the riff raff?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-16-2005, 03:06 PM
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#996
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Catman
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Merde! Is the Inn at Langley fenced?
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No. So lock your door and be careful when you are out hiking as the Catman may pounce at any moment. Or be attacked by a bear. That would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a bear.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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08-16-2005, 03:08 PM
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#997
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Catman
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. So lock your door and be careful when you are out hiking as the Catman may pounce at any moment. Or be attacked by a bear. That would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a bear.
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No. It would be terrifying. It would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a Yorkie. |
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08-16-2005, 03:08 PM
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#998
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Catman
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
No. So lock your door and be careful when you are out hiking as the Catman may pounce at any moment. Or be attacked by a bear. That would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a bear.
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I wonder if the hot tub is in the room? If it is, the hot tub and the wine are all I need. I think the massuese is in-call.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 03:10 PM
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#999
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Catman
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. It would be terrifying. It would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a Yorkie.
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My black lab likes cats. In a predatory sort of way. Perhaps I could bring him to Whidbey.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 03:11 PM
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#1000
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by LessinSF
And, with that, this posting arc is complete.
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The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide.
Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.
He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.
This just proves that ...
The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides .
That might be a geometry joke.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-16-2005, 03:11 PM
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#1001
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Catman
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a bear.
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What is wrong with you? |
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08-16-2005, 03:13 PM
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#1002
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Tommy Lee goes to college
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
The uncensored version is on late night on Friday (i.e. early Saturday).
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Is there a censored version? I don't want to record the wrong one. |
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08-16-2005, 03:14 PM
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#1003
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Catman
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. It would be terrifying. It would be fun to see the Catman attacked by a Yorkie.
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You like mice and rats?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-16-2005, 03:15 PM
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#1004
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,097
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This could be you
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
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Yes, yes, George Bush's America is a wonderful one . . . 
"It is also the genius of a city to be composed as much as possible of equals; which will be most so when the inhabitants are in the middle state: from whence it follows, that that city must be best framed which is composed of those whom we say are naturally its proper members. It is men of this station also who will be best assured of safety and protection; for they will neither covet what belongs to others, as the poor do; nor will others covet what is theirs, as the poor do what belongs to the rich; and thus, without plotting against any one, or having any one plot against them, they will live free from danger: for which reason Phocylides wisely wishes for the middle state, as being most productive of happiness."
Aristotle
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08-16-2005, 03:15 PM
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#1005
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Tommy Lee goes to college
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Is there a censored version? I don't want to record the wrong one.
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The bad words were bleeped, so I would guess that I watched the censored version because it was on prime time tv last night. It would be funnier to hear without the bleeps, obviously. |
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