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09-21-2005, 11:01 AM
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#991
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Chesney-Zellweger
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I pick Renee as the next Yasmin Bleeth meltdown. Too bad - she was pretty talented (Renee, not Yasmine).
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I'm scratching my head, trying to think back, but...this could be the craziest thing you've ever posted.
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09-21-2005, 11:22 AM
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#992
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why arent you flaming me? I have littered cellutlie ass softballs all over the field.
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Translation:
If you don't shave,
It would only get in the way.
I won't go, cuz I know
I'd think of you ev'ry hour of the day.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.
Lunatic memories
That is all I have going for me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry.
We both know I'm not really gonna leave.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII will always love you.
I will always love you.
I have a big behind
And I hope that it's all you've dreamed of.
I can bring to you, joy and happiness.
But above all this, I remember our love.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I, I will always love you.
You, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you.
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09-21-2005, 11:26 AM
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#993
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Jessica Alba (not dead) at the beach
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation:
If you don't shave,
It would only get in the way.
I won't go, cuz I know
I'd think of you ev'ry hour of the day.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII will always love you.
I will always love you.
You, my darling you. Hmm.
Lunatic memories
That is all I have going for me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry.
We both know I'm not really gonna leave.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII will always love you.
I will always love you.
I have a big behind
And I hope that it's all you've dreamed of.
I can bring to you, joy and happiness.
But above all this, I remember our love.
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I will always love you.
I, I will always love you.
You, darling, I love you.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love you.
TM
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Are we supposed to read this as Whitney or Dolly singing it? I'm thinking Whitney, although PP always struck me as more of a Dolly kind of girl.
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09-21-2005, 11:29 AM
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#994
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Chesney-Zellweger
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I'm scratching my head, trying to think back, but...this could be the craziest thing you've ever posted.
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Which part?
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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09-21-2005, 11:39 AM
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#995
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Chesney-Zellweger
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Which part?
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Stop making me scratch my head.
Renee. Talented. Can't even put them in the same sentence.
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09-21-2005, 11:47 AM
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#996
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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With Halloween around the corner...
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09-21-2005, 11:50 AM
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#997
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Well, I probably needed a new roof anyways.
Category Four Hurricane:
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Winds 131-155 mph (114-135 kt or 210-249 km/hr). Storm surge generally 13-18 ft above normal. More extensive curtainwall failures with some complete roof structure failures on small residences. Shrubs, trees, and all signs are blown down. Complete destruction of mobile homes. Extensive damage to doors and windows. Low-lying escape routes may be cut by rising water 3-5 hours before arrival of the center of the hurricane. Major damage to lower floors of structures near the shore. Terrain lower than 10 ft above sea level may be flooded requiring massive evacuation of residential areas as far inland as 6 miles (10 km). Hurricane Charley of 2004 was a Category Four hurricane made landfall in Charlotte County, Florida with winds of 150 mph. Hurricane Dennis of 2005 struck the island of Cuba as a Category Four hurricane.
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09-21-2005, 12:11 PM
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#998
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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NYC
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Hurricanes suck.
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No work Friday! Woo hoo!!!
Best. Hurricane. Ever.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-21-2005, 12:22 PM
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#999
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Rolling Stones
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I invented picking Vonnegut, but I have had 0 in 2 years
Maybe you'll be my lucky charm.
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You should get credit for your Atticus pick.
merde, stp, etc.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-21-2005, 12:24 PM
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#1000
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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NYC
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No work Friday! Woo hoo!!!
Best. Hurricane. Ever.
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I wonder if my work will still make me use the vacation time I'd already scheduled for Friday.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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09-21-2005, 12:35 PM
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#1001
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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NYC
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I wonder if my work will still make me use the vacation time I'd already scheduled for Friday.
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Man, that would be really bush-league.
If you get an "extra" day off -- you're in FAT CITY, baby. Who would have thought a hurricane could be such a welcome event? |
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09-21-2005, 12:40 PM
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#1002
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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Yikes. Good luck. Seriously.
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09-21-2005, 12:42 PM
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#1003
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yikes. Good luck. Seriously.
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I'll be in France.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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09-21-2005, 12:43 PM
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#1004
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
Posts: 2,385
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll be in France.
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If they get the busses organized this time. |
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09-21-2005, 12:44 PM
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#1005
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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"Shoot Up And Swallow"
Dutch TV is really very different.
spree: CNN article about an upcoming special on Dutch TV.
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