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Originally posted by Your Usual Sock
Getting back to the Tampa lawyer, Ric Feinberg , who staged a "surprise" wedding for his bride, it turns out the couple had already been married and the bride was preggers too. The NY Times issued a correction but too late for the suckers at the Tony Danzo show and Inside Edition who gave them a free honeymoon. Here and Here .

The attorney is paisly-pajama'd Ric Feinberg who just can't seem to get enough publicity but is now not pleased with the local reporters reporting on the fraud wedding. Which leads me to my fashion question, inspired by this picture of attorney Ric Feinberg, along with his "surprise" wife, Yvette Beauchamp (on the left sporting gargantic boobies) and their newborn (the other chick is the "surprise" wedding planner/bride's best friend):

Just WHAT does a new mother wear when attending a pajama party benefit to raise funds for Cerebral Palsy? Isn't it safer to overdress? And what of thongs so soon after birth? So many questions.

``This is a 39- year-old pregnant mother. She's not looking to boost her career. I mean, what career? She's a mother.''

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What I don't understand is this portrayal of boxing trainers as unwilling to train women (see also Girlfight). That's totally unrealistic. I walked into my gym and had my pick of five trainers, all top-notch. As long as you have the money to pay them, it's ridiculously easy to get a good trainer.

I don't want to see MDB because from what I have heard I think it is anti-boxing and in a stupid way.

Be careful with the speedbag or heavy bag. In college, I got into using a speedbag several times a week. After a couple months, my fingers started to feel stiff, especially in the morning. This started to affect my typing speed, so I stopped using the speedbag, and after a while, the stiffness went away.

I read about a more extreme problem of joint damage, arthritis &c from the iron palm training. Training involves doing things like ramming your fingers through BBs, gravel &c. Practitioners claim there are liniments that can prevent the training from damaging your hands. I have my doubts.

[Atticus Grinch]

FOUR* dies in Welsh bungee mishap.

• An inquest in Swansea heard yesterday that Chris, who lived with [girlfriend] Helen in Canton, Cardiff, weighed 132kg, or 20st 10lb. But an expert investigation discovered that the rope holding him had a maximum load weight of just 90kg, and should not have safely held more than 70kg.

This was inevitable, as the "sport" of bungee jumping moved from the exclusive province of college-age longhairs, who generally have high school diplomas, to the realm of carnys, who generally don't.

*Fat Of Undetermined Rudeness.

[Hank Chinaski]

Bars close at 2 AM? Statewide?? No after hours or nuttin'???



ETA: Wassup?

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by ironweed
Bars close at 2 AM? Statewide?? No after hours or nuttin'???



ETA: Wassup?

Same here on the left coast.

Hell, even with the time zone difference, you can still be in a bar in NY when they are tossing you out in CA

Fun Nazis.

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Same here on the left coast.

Hell, even with the time zone difference, you can still be in a bar in NY when they are tossing you out in CA

Fun Nazis.

8:30 PM Pacific is right around when we start smoking with impunity in the NYC bars.

I would've thought Ahnold would be more understanding of the need for a little vice. Doesn't he know transplanted New Yorkers live there?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
8:30 PM Pacific is right around when we start smoking with impunity in the NYC bars.

I would've thought Ahnold would be more understanding of the need for a little vice. Doesn't he know transplanted New Yorkers live there?

Are you serious? Other than NYC and Chicago 2 AM closing is everywhere- isn't it?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by LessinSF
I think that is Pam Anderson.

This is someone we know:

Hank? He's too tall to be Bilmore.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hank? He's too tall to be Bilmore.

Guess again. I had lasik years ago.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ironweed
Bars close at 2 AM? Statewide?? No after hours or nuttin'???



ETA: Wassup?

I know where the speakeasys are.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know where the speakeasys are.

I just bet you do. There have to be some, right? I must look like a cop.

[SlaveNoMore]

Originally posted by ironweed
I just bet you do. There have to be some, right? I must look like a cop.

I believe the password was "Swordfish"

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Last edited by Hank Chinaski on 02-27-2005 at 10:06 AM

I suppose if you don't regret at least something about your Saturday night in the cold light of Sunday morning, you wasted your Saturday, but jeezus. That's pitiful.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I suppose if you don't regret at least something about your Saturday night in the cold light of Sunday morning, you wasted your Saturday, but jeezus. That's pitiful.

I made a post about how I had to change my email because of the Paris Hilton email hack, then this morning I saw the same thing TWICE in the NYT. I still like the post- but given the double NYT uses, it didn't meet even the very low standard for an acceptable Hank post. Relunctanly, i had to go "smillie."

Oh, and fuck you. doing a snide insult post on Saturday night is still better than spending Saturday reading "Weird news" forums then posting the "funniest."