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08-16-2005, 03:33 PM
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#1021
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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This could be you
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You have shitty taste. Smooth, and raspberry or apricot preserves.
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You're insane. Hearty preserves like raspberry need the super chunk. |
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08-16-2005, 03:34 PM
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#1022
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by nononono
What was that about the thread arc being complete?
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Less follows a "do as I say, not as I do" policy. It's what keeps his drivel funny.
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I wish more people was alive like me
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08-16-2005, 03:35 PM
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#1023
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Remind me to close my shutters.
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Then how will Hank come up with snapshots to get stuck together?
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08-16-2005, 03:35 PM
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#1024
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by nononono
What was that about the thread arc being complete?
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How do I measure the arc that represents the path of puke from my mouth to the trash bin? |
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08-16-2005, 03:37 PM
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#1025
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Coltrane jacks off and comes on the naked girl pictures so he has "come on a plane."
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What was it you were saying on the PB about postss having to al least have a chance of being funny?
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08-16-2005, 03:42 PM
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#1026
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The Planes Indians practiced polygamy, and one chief had three squaws. The first squaw lived in a teepee of elk hide, the second in a teepee made of buffalo hide, and the youngest in a teepee of hippopotamus hide.
Then he slept with each wife on the eve of his great hunting trip.
He was gone nine moons and when he returned, he went into the elk hide teepee and found that his wife had borne him a son. Likewise, in the buffalo hide teepee, that squaw, too, had borne him a son. So, imagine his surprise when he found twin baby boys in the hippopotamus hide teepee.
This just proves that ...
The squaw of the hippopotomus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides .
That might be a geometry joke.
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No. It wasn't.
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08-16-2005, 03:42 PM
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#1027
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by taxwonk
What was it you were saying on the PB about postss having to al least have a chance of being funny?
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A Cliff's Notes for a classic novel typically will not convey all of the romance of the original.
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08-16-2005, 03:44 PM
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#1028
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Cliff's Notes for a classic novel typically will not convey all of the romance of the original.
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Don't get so offended. wonk's just plane around.
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08-16-2005, 03:45 PM
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#1029
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paigow needs questions answered
1) My open applications have miraculously moved themselves to a vertical position on the left side of mycomputer. How do I make them go back to the horizontal line on the botton of my screen?
2) Can someone give me a BB6 recap for Saturday and any possibly interesing items from the feed?
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08-16-2005, 03:46 PM
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#1030
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 14,167
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How do I measure the arc that represents the path of puke from my mouth to the trash bin?
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However you measure it, I'd like to see the answer converted to an "impressive globes" unit of measurement, please.
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08-16-2005, 03:46 PM
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#1031
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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paigow needs questions answered
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) My open applications have miraculously moved themselves to a vertical position on the left side of mycomputer. How do I make them go back to the horizontal line on the botton of my screen?
2) Can someone give me a BB6 recap for Saturday and any possibly interesing items from the feed?
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(1) You can pick up the line over to the right of the start button and drag it down.
(2) No. |
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08-16-2005, 03:47 PM
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#1032
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 14,167
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Vibrator talk
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Cliff's Notes for a classic novel typically will not convey all of the romance of the original.
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Yes, but that assumes you start with a classic novel.
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08-16-2005, 03:48 PM
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#1033
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Posts: 14,167
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Vibrator talk
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't get so offended. wonk's just plane around.
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That's it, young man. You're grounded.
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08-16-2005, 03:48 PM
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#1034
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paigow needs questions answered
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
(1) You can pick up the line over to the right of the start button and drag it down.
(2) No.
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Start button is gone, seems to have been invaded by tthe open applications. Do I need to get the IT guy up here for this? |
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08-16-2005, 03:52 PM
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#1035
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Vibrator talk
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, but that assumes you start with a classic novel.
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W-a.....oh fuck it. I'm taking a continuing whiff on Wonk.
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