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Old 08-16-2005, 03:55 PM   #1036
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Start button is gone, seems to have been invaded by tthe open applications. Do I need to get the IT guy up here for this?
It's not up at the very tip top? Then I don't know what the fuck you did to your poor computer. Try to pick up the bar and drag it to the bottom of the screen.
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Old 08-16-2005, 03:55 PM   #1037
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W-a.....oh fuck it. I'm taking a continuing whiff on Wonk.
That wasn't a whiff. I was merely stating the obvious, not trying to make a joke out of it.

You, on the other hand, were trying to be funny, but foundering like a kiddie raft in a monsoon.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:01 PM   #1038
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That wasn't a whiff. I was merely stating the obvious, not trying to make a joke out of it.

You, on the other hand, were trying to be funny, but foundering like a kiddie raft in a monsoon.
First, for you to post that you are stating the obvious is redundant given the thousands of examples we have seen.

Second, you are no judge of humor, at least beyond the broad obvious type that you exhibit in the best of your posts.

I'm sorry, but sometimes being nice requires being frank. When you speak with confidence, as in your above post, you really exhibit the gaping stylistic hole in your entire body of work.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:02 PM   #1039
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2) Can someone give me a BB6 recap for Saturday and any possibly interesing items from the feed?
Fans of Reality TV link
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:07 PM   #1040
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You are being very helpful today. What is a moonbat?
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:07 PM   #1041
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1) My open applications have miraculously moved themselves to a vertical position on the left side of mycomputer. How do I make them go back to the horizontal line on the botton of my screen?

2) Can someone give me a BB6 recap for Saturday and any possibly interesing items from the feed?
1) Stop fucking up your computer - it makes the IT guys crazy.
2) Tivo season's pass is not picking up BB6 on Saturdays for some reason and I missed it. After 14 hours in the greenhouse, Kaysar and Jennifer were the last 2. Kaysar struck a deal with her to save him and use 2 people from the friendship as pawns to vote out James. She lied and put up Janelle and Rachel - leaving Kaysar, Janelle and Rachel pissed and out for vengeance.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:07 PM   #1042
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You have shitty taste. Smooth, and raspberry or apricot preserves.
Please come over for lunch someday. I am with you 100%
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:08 PM   #1043
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And maybe some bacon.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:08 PM   #1044
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Please come over for lunch someday. I am with you 100%
If you could just bring one over, that would be great. I'm STARVING.

I think I may go get a burger, though. I anticipate that you will not show anytime soon.

ETA I learned from babysitting to put some peanut butter on each piece of bread, and then put the jam in the middle. Mmmmmmmm.

ETATA the bacon is not mandatory.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:12 PM   #1045
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ETA I learned from babysitting to put some peanut butter on each piece of bread, and then put the jam in the middle. Mmmmmmmm.
No. You put the PB on your balls and call the dog.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:24 PM   #1046
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No. You put the PB on your balls and call the dog.
whoever is the first to get the dog to lick them to completion will win the next purity test. unless someone new came to the table with the "committed bestiality" box already checked
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:25 PM   #1047
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No. You put the PB on your balls and call the dog.
You should put some Apricot preserves on your balls and call the fringey.

eta: or maybe some bacon.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:26 PM   #1048
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Defense didn't look so good last night.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:27 PM   #1049
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Ew. What kind of pig reads porno mags during a flight?
The kind that David Cross addresses thusly:

"Dude. I have this thing? Called 'self-control'? And I use it?"
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:31 PM   #1050
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First, for you to post that you are stating the obvious is redundant given the thousands of examples we have seen.

Second, you are no judge of humor, at least beyond the broad obvious type that you exhibit in the best of your posts.

I'm sorry, but sometimes being nice requires being frank. When you speak with confidence, as in your above post, you really exhibit the gaping stylistic hole in your entire body of work.
Thank you for your insight, Frank.
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