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06-17-2004, 08:09 PM
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#1096
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Semantically speaking, I care. I've been misrepresenting myself if the woman fucks your dick with her tits and it counts as tf-ing, instead of vice-versa.
It's like a buddy I have who insists that the woman gives a teabag, when clearly she is getting the teabag.
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You've lost your mind, such that, you feel people can't understand you. So, again, who cares?
And if you've got a problem with your gf teabagging you, semantics are the least of your problems, my full-mouthed friend.
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06-17-2004, 08:10 PM
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#1097
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Something about your choice of words makes me picture you sitting on a little chair in a brightly painted room, holding an open picture book while Coltrane and the other pupils sit on the floor gazing up at you, rapt and wide-eyed.
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If your dreams are going to involve you, me and that guy, please keep them to yourself.
TM
Last edited by ThurgreedMarshall; 06-17-2004 at 08:20 PM..
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06-17-2004, 08:12 PM
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#1098
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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The Bachelor
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I just saw a news item, won't link it here, that the latest Bachelor, Jesse Palmer, and his 22 y.o trophy have called it quits. I'm not sure if I will ever believe in TV love again.
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But look at Trista and Ryan!!!
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie, schmoopie!"
TLA! Hearts! Kisses! |
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06-17-2004, 08:12 PM
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#1099
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
TM, it must be nice getting your virtual dick sucked.
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Whoa. Wait a second. It's not that small.
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06-17-2004, 08:12 PM
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#1100
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If your dreams are going to involve you me and that guy, please keep them to yourself.
TM
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you'll have a gay old time. |
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06-17-2004, 08:14 PM
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#1101
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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The Bachelor
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I just saw a news item, won't link it here, that the latest Bachelor, Jesse Palmer, and his 22 y.o trophy have called it quits. I'm not sure if I will ever believe in TV love again.
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Just another in a long line of men who can't pick women. Trista and Ryan were the example of how when it works the other way.
For love or money is just an example of men want tits, women want cash.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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06-17-2004, 08:16 PM
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#1102
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Attention Coltrane
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I personally prefer saying it'll be a "yabba-dabba-doo time, a dabba-doo time, you'll have a gay old time"
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You're not surprising anyone. I'm just glad you're finally comfortable enough to say so.
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06-17-2004, 08:16 PM
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#1103
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Reality News
Vying for the first ever reality TV death/maiming, violence erupted at the Big Brother UK house. realityblurred:
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Drama and violence erupted in the UK Big Brother 5 house last night. The feeds cut off, security guards were sent in, and viewers called police. Fake evictees Michelle and Emma returned, and soon thereafter, Emma and Victor started fighting; he poured wine on her and her and she screamed, ""I'll fucking kill you." Later, "Jason threatened to rip Marco's head off, while Vanessa had a furious bust-up with Nadia," Ananova reports. According to the BBC, no one has been expelled yet, but a Channel 4 spokesperson says, "At the end of the day, it is the health and welfare of the housemates that we are concerned about -- the game show element is secondary. We want to talk to them individually and see how they are all feeling today. Then we will take a view on what to do next."
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06-17-2004, 08:19 PM
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#1104
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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I learned the truth at 17
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You've lost your mind, such that, you feel people can't understand you. So, again, who cares?
And if you've got a problem with your gf teabagging you, semantics are the least of your problems, my full-mouthed friend.
TM
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You mean she's not supposed to have a huge sack?
Shit.
P.S. I never cared (remember??). It's just fun to talk about tf-ing, semantically or not.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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06-17-2004, 08:20 PM
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#1105
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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The Bachelor
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
But look at Trista and Ryan!!!
"You're schmoopie!"
"No, you're schmoopie, schmoopie!"
TLA! Hearts! Kisses!
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That's true. That also reminds me, can I make Ryan my supplemental wild card pick for the Death Pool. Will a suicide void the entry?
Kisses....
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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06-17-2004, 08:22 PM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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I learned the truth at 17
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notcasesensitive
you'll have a gay old time.
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Way to go, Wilma |
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06-17-2004, 08:39 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Reality News
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
"At the end of the day, it is the health and welfare of the housemates that we are concerned about -- the game show element is secondary."
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Well, at least now American TV execs can point to something they change about these shows when bringing them ashore. |
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06-17-2004, 08:47 PM
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#1108
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Can somebody please tell me why?
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
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The preferred term is "racist fuck."
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You dissapointed that patentpara only fucks white men?
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06-17-2004, 08:50 PM
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#1109
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Can somebody please tell me why?
Originally posted by robustpuppy
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Blonde girl or woman, blond boy or man.
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Only if you're an anglophile. American usage is "blond" for both sexes.
Last edited by Skeks in the city; 06-17-2004 at 08:57 PM..
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06-17-2004, 09:36 PM
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#1110
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: May 2004
Location: tracking you down
Posts: 103
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Can somebody please tell me why?
Really? What about Gentlemen Prefer Blondes?
Google search turned up this:
http://www.us.oup.com/us/apps/totd/u...e=usage&id=126
(FWIW, I disagree with the usage note's "Part B" caveat - I don't assume "blond" (as a noun) always means a woman and is therefore sexist per se; when I see "blond" (no "e"), I think of cute surfer boys, Owen Wilson, etc.)
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Originally posted by Skeks in the city
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Only if you're an anglophile. American usage is "blond" for both sexes.
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