Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Just for clarity, and because I know every single fucking person on the board is assuming to the contrary, I was not involved in any of this.

Of course not. After all, Beaker would know better.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Just for clarity, and because I know every single fucking person on the board is assuming to the contrary, I was not involved in any of this.

As if. It way, way predates you.

And I'm bored, I throw softballs.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, my experimentation with the stuff was on a nipple, which made for a little less of a mess and/or potential for hair removal. Icing down a nipple feels rather good, actually, though it never got cold enough for the magic shell to harden.

Also, and I think I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating, popsicles: not such a good idea in retrospect.

I heard a really sticky and gross story involving overuse of the cherry lifesavers when I was in college that seriously limited my willingness to experiment with candy-type items entering any holes (other than the mouth, for which such items were designed). Isn't most food experimentation more trouble than it is worth? Or am I just getting old?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, my experimentation with the stuff was on a nipple, which made for a little less of a mess and/or potential for hair removal. Icing down a nipple feels rather good, actually, though it never got cold enough for the magic shell to harden.

Also, and I think I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating, popsicles: not such a good idea in retrospect.

1. I'd never let a dog lick my nipples. Thats a recipe for winding up like Geldof's character at the end of The Wall.

2. Not nearly as foolish as a frozen hot dog. This one girl in my high school took a frozen hot dog and...

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heard a really sticky and gross story involving overuse of the cherry lifesavers when I was in college that seriously limited my willingness to experiment with candy-type items entering any holes (other than the mouth, for which such items were designed). Isn't most food experimentation more trouble than it is worth? Or am I just getting old?

I have never experimented with food. Food is for ingesting.

Sebby, so, the magic shell was in your pubes to attract a dog? That's the only thing I can get from your response to RT.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Just for clarity, and because I know every single fucking person on the board is assuming to the contrary, I was not involved in any of this.

Wait. She had sex before YOU?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have never experimented with food. Food is for ingesting.

Sebby, so, the magic shell was in your pubes to attract a dog? That's the only thing I can get from your response to RT.

That's a totally different purpose from how I was using the Magic Shell stuff. Who knew it had so many uses?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have never experimented with food. Food is for ingesting.

Sebby, so, the magic shell was in your pubes to attract a dog? That's the only thing I can get from your response to RT.

Agreed.

Why else? To attract sugar fiends at a nudist camp?

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wait. She had sex BEFORE you?

Yah. I know. Weird, huh?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's a totally different purpose from how I was using the Magic Shell stuff. Who knew it had so many uses?

MR - Do not use Magic Shell to toss the wife's salad. I trust I need not explain the dire medical consequences of creating a Magic Dam in that area.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are making no sense today whatsoever. I think you should have given up right after that egregious use of "less" instead of "fewer" a few posts ago.

[And hat's off to Whole Foods, which is one of the few stores to have a "10 Items or Fewer" express line. It actually makes me giggle with glee when I see a place get it right.]

In college, I wrote a column called "remedial media" (rip off from "Frank" magazine, highlighting blunders in other school publications). The less/fewer thing was one of my pet peeves and I frequently embarassed those jackasses at the YDN and the Herald for fucking it up. Much like hangin in a chow line, those were good times.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I heard a really sticky and gross story involving overuse of the cherry lifesavers when I was in college that seriously limited my willingness to experiment with candy-type items entering any holes (other than the mouth, for which such items were designed). Isn't most food experimentation more trouble than it is worth? Or am I just getting old?

I was young and in an experimental phase....I pretty much agree with you now. Though I've still not entirely given up on my quest to find out what's a more effective blow job aid: altoids, listerine breath strips or halls. balt, be warned.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
MR - Do not use Magic Shell to toss the wife's salad. I trust I need not explain the dire medical consequences of creating a Magic Dam in that area.

rimming is synonymous with tossing salad? I thought that salad tossing was a special other thing.

Also, I thought that you were saying that you can never get anything iced down enough for the magic shell to harden.

Can I have some of whatever you are on?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
In college, I wrote a column called "remedial media" (rip off from "Frank" magazine, highlighting blunders in other school publications). The less/fewer thing was one of my pet peeves and I frequently embarassed those jackasses at the YDN and the Herald for fucking it up. Much like hangin in a chow line, those were good times.

You went to Yale? Is str8 really tall?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You went to Yale? Is str8 really tall?

Shit. Again, I thought this* was rp writing because of the goddamn baby.

* eta the post to which NB was responding.