Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I didn't read the article, but I don't really get the point of handjobs. I can give myself a hand job. Blow me or fuck me, but don't give me a handjob.

This is the way every guy I have ever been with feels. I would rather give a BJ than a HJ any day.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Not Me
This is the way every guy I have ever been with feels. I would rather give a BJ than a HJ any day.

Similarly, unless the woman has bleeding ulcers or something equally gross in her mouth, I would rather receive a bj than a hj.

Then again, call me picky, but I probably wouldn't let a woman with bleeding ulcers in her mouth give me a handjob either.

[taxwonk]

I would spend it in Italy, visiting every olive grove, fishing village, and salumeria I could find.

I would find the perfect village on the Mediterranean coast, and spend the rest of my working days hoarding money until I had enough to move there and die happy.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I didn't read the article, but I don't really get the point of handjobs. I can give myself a hand job. Blow me or fuck me, but don't give me a handjob.

I read the article, and apparently some guys have grade AA egg-sized balls...

That's like having your own bean bag to sit on.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I would find the perfect village on the Mediterranean coast, and spend the rest of my working days hoarding money until I had enough to move there and die happy.

The hypo was four or five months. Are you trying to tell us something?


(We'll miss you)

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So, given, say 4 or 5 months and adequate funding, where would you concentrate your travels, and how?

I'd go on a world tour based on all my '40s classic movie fantasies - all those places that played as the stomping grounds of those slender women in their country-house tweeds or pencil skirts or linen suits and wide hats that made them look neat and cool and buttoned up and dangerous all at the same time.

I'd take the Orient Express, see Macau, Hong Kong, Shanghai, Singapore, Kenya, Egypt, Casablanca, Tangiers, slow boat in the south China sea, see Siam (er, Thailand), spend some time tramping about the Slaughters, hang about a haunted castle in Scotland, see what's left of Berlin, see some of rural Romania, dance (OK, learn to tango) in clubs in Buenos Aires, all that stuff. Send crates and crates and crates of bizarre stuff home, which would make my descendants think "gee, great-grandma did some cool shit in her time" as they discover a trunk of silk saris and gold bracelets in the attic that I'd never actually bothered to unpack.

Basically, I'd take my anachronism act on the road.

BR(given adequate funding, of course)C

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
bnb

Its a foul truth this sock utters, but most of the board would agree that I am mainly correct when I say that ti hitnk the sock thinks your anger begets jealousy. If you dont believe me, ask Sebby, wherever he is.

Interestingly, the women who are the most jealous of those of us who have great looking implants are those with natural large breasts not those with small breasts. The natually large breasted women feel that they have some god-given advantage and they HATE the fact that for $5k we can get a pair that are just as big and are better shaped.

The naturally large breasted women have granny tits and need a lift by the time they are 35, sooner if they have kids and breast feed. The lifts leave scars that are right on the breasts and can be very unattractive.

If you have naturally small breasts, you can get a pair of implants and have great looking big breasts. You can get a trans-umbilical incision and have no scars on the breast if you go with saline. They can do them trans-ax, too, but I wouldn't recommend it. The nipple incisions blend in very well if you have light colored nipples. And the crease incisions aren't even noticeable on light skinned women.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Not Me
blahdiditttt blah blah

Who knew talking about TITS!!! could be so not hot?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I thought TM wasn't a big-breast man. Am I delusional?

I love breasts. But the two most important things are breast shape (round and tear-drop like) and the ratio of breast size to waist. I think I've posted on it once or twice.

All breast sizes are nice as long as they have a nice shape and the person has a good ratio.

TM

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Who knew talking about TITS!!! could be so not hot?

Concur.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Who knew talking about TITS!!! could be so not hot?

I wouldn't honor it by calling it "talking". More like an incessant whiny blather that makes you want to throw yourself out a window.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
The hypo was four or five months. Are you trying to tell us something?


(We'll miss you)

Four or five months to find the place. Then ultimately go back. But thanks for the lovely sentiment.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I wouldn't honor it by calling it "talking". More like an incessant whiny blather that makes you want to throw yourself out a window.

That sounds like an oddly familiar comment from you. But maybe I was distracted by your legs.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I love breasts. But the two most important things are breast shape (round and tear-drop like) and the ratio of breast size to waist. I think I've posted on it once or twice.

Shape is why implants are generally better. Also, most women with naturally large breasts have undesirable body fat elsewhere.

The implants placed over the muscle are the ones that have that too full on top fake look. Implants that are not too large and are placed under the muscle by a good surgeon have a nice gentle slope on the upper portion and are full and round on the lower portion.

The bad implants are those that don't have good chest wall coverage because the implant is not wide enough for that woman's chest wall.