Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Oh, I promise if you were to let me insect your goods, I would try to make it worth your while. Quid pro quo and all.

No offense, but I am taken and I am a one man woman.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yes. If you* haven't blown at least one FB guy, you're an outsider.

I am not into that "I've been here since the icky board" crap and the ACL crap and the "I have met people from the board" crap.

I have no desire whatsoever to meet any of you. I just like talking about my tits. But you already know that.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
let me insect your goods

for sure a Freudian slip. What's not clear is, if it's about him or her/him.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
So, I caught episode 2 of the Swan (really, this was not premeditated, I swear to god, they changed nights and there it was and the Mr. was so curious after listening to me excoriate ep. 1 that he sat down to see if it was as bad as he thought. It was).

This time, the two women were (as I thought of them) Flat-Faced-Army-Chick ("FFAC", who had, uh, a somewhat flat, rectangular face and was in the army) and Mayan Woman ("MW", who was Hispanic and had a fine Mayan-looking nose).

I intentionally watched last night to see if it was as horrible as you and Salon thought. It was.

BRC: FFAC really needed a makeover, not surgery.
I agree. Her other issues were mostly emotional -- she wanted to win the pageant to make her husband sorry he didn't treat her better (and we assume would then dump his ass).

BRC: Again, neither of these women should have been OKed for surgery.
Again I agree.

I couldn't believe they did all that lipo on FFAC and the doctor didn't even try to convince her that a full D cup would look ghastly on her. The collagen in the lips was too much for both women.

BRC: MW actually was pretty slim, just a bit saggy (and really saggy in the waist). She had a puffy under-eye area, somewhat hang-dog eyes.

The tummy tuck did a lot for her but I don't think they did much to improve her face and what they did made her look like a completely different person, not a prettier version of herself.

The part I thought was icky was that the "committee" made the decision on what work to do to the women, unlike Extreme Makeover where the women say what they want or the doctors suggest things. As for the pageant thing, I'd think just leaving with a zillion dollars of free cosmetic surgery would be better than having to compete against other women in the Swan pageant but I guess that's why they chose women so insecure they should never have been OKed for surgery in the first place.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Not Me
I have no desire whatsoever to meet any of you.

[askance look]Aw, c'mon now. You've been curious about this, though, right? We know what you're getting at here.[/askance look]

(Though why MR is asking for a Crying Game experience is beyond me. Dude, you're gonna need more than that bar of soap to protect you.)

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Gattigap
[askance look]Aw, c'mon now. You've been curious about this, though, right? We know what you're getting at here.[/askance look]

What am I getting at?

Yes, I was curious to know who had met who. I would be curious as to what some of you look like, in particular those who try to cultivate an image as good looking. But meeting people here would inhibit me from speaking my mind about certain topics on the PB and also about sex.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by paigowprincess

Cooter. Trim.

Originally posted by Sidd Finch

Cooter is something you say in Hazzard County.

No, "Cooter. Trim." is something Piags says to her barber.

[Jerry]

Originally posted by Not Me
What am I getting at?

Yes, I was curious to know who had met who. I would be curious as to what some of you look like, in particular those who try to cultivate an image as good looking. But meeting people here would inhibit me from speaking my mind about certain topics on the PB and also about sex.

That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here any more.

[Skeks in the city]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck

Oh, I promise if you were to let me insect your goods, I would try to make it worth your while. Quid pro quo and all.

Are you sure you want to infect his goods?

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
for sure a Freudian slip. What's not clear is, if it's about him or her/him.

It had to have been about "her." She's bugging everyone on the board except herself.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Not Me

...meeting people here would inhibit me from speaking my mind about certain topics on the PB and also about sex.

Not true.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Not true.

Might not have been true for you, but it would be true for me. I would not be so open about my sex life and would also be less likely to discuss certain topics on the PB.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Jerry
That's why if you please
I am on my bended knees
Bertha don't you come around here any more.

You're a poet, Jerry. A fucking poet.

Thank you.

[Dave]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would be willing to pee on you. I know that's not really a first date thing, but we may as well get that out of the way.

POTM.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would be willing to pee on you. I know that's not really a first date thing, but we may as well get that out of the way.

And you wonder why you have such a hard time keeping a GF?