Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[Hank Chinaski]

http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn6050912J30469.html
Do you think the numbers go up or down now that you all are through law school?

• 57 Percent Of College Girls Want To Sleep With Angelina Jolie
  NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Here’s some kinky news for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: A lot of female college students want to sleep with them. Both of them.
  According to Playboy magazine, 54 percent of college gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Pitt and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Jolie.
  
  Meanwhile, 26 percent of the gals would sleep with Justin Timberlake.
  
  
  23 percent have the hots for Britney Spears, the same percentage that would usher Usher into their bed.
  
  20 percent would say “oh yes” to The O.C. star Adam Brody.
  
  12 percent want to spend a night in Paris Hilton.
  
  Finally, Beyonce Knowles may be “Bootylicious” but only four percent of co-eds want to sleep with her.

[Gattigap]

Baby Federline's first words.

I'm actually tempted to believe this account, except that it sounds a little too much like Weed talking.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.flashnews.com/news/wfn6050912J30469.html
Do you think the numbers go up or down now that you all are through law school?

• 57 Percent Of College Girls Want To Sleep With Angelina Jolie
  NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Here’s some kinky news for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: A lot of female college students want to sleep with them. Both of them.
  According to Playboy magazine, 54 percent of college gals would cheat on their boyfriend with Pitt and 57 percent want to get jiggy with Jolie.
  
  Meanwhile, 26 percent of the gals would sleep with Justin Timberlake.
  
  
  23 percent have the hots for Britney Spears, the same percentage that would usher Usher into their bed.
  
  20 percent would say “oh yes” to The O.C. star Adam Brody.
  
  12 percent want to spend a night in Paris Hilton.
  
  Finally, Beyonce Knowles may be “Bootylicious” but only four percent of co-eds want to sleep with her.

Well, the only one on that list that I'd definitely sleep with is Jolie. Maybe Pitt if I'm in the right frame of mind.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
But I love it when Hank speaks French.

Tu et une supurb nah-nah!

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Tu et une supurb nah-nah!

Still better than your Spanish.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ironweed
This is a lesson lost on many. Right Penske?

2.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think he missed a hyphen.

And TM, it seems like this whole "I don't drink coffee" thing only emerged AFTER the era of patentpara.

Correct. He's busted! 1-4068!!! Woo-hoo~~~!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ironweed
Still better than your Spanish.

There wasn't a spanish pavillion, so that is still all book learned

[ThurgreedMarshall]

So, a friend of mine has a gf (long distance) and she wants to give him a gift, in the form of a threesome. They've tried a few times to rope a third girl in. One time with a stripper, but that fell through when she said she was only a lesbian.

Another time they spent like five hours with a couple at some swingers bar. The potential other girl's guy wanted to watch her with someone else and she was all for it (or so it seemed), and I think the three of them even fooled around a bit at the club. Unfortunately, the couple excused themselves to go to the bathroom before they were all supposed to go back to the hotel room and just disappeared. (Doh.)

So, finally, this guy is in a good situation. He and his gf are in Vegas and have a hot girl interested (she's hotter than his gf, which, as you will see, isn't good). She's all for it. They talk for a long time and he pounds straight vodka after vodka (I guess to loosen himself up). He ends up toe-up-drunk. Shit faced. But that's okay, because they're all still on their way back to the room to get it on.

Back at the hotel, this guy gets into a fight with his gf and says (no joke), the following: "You know, I don't really even want you involved in this at all." GF leaves. Other girl leaves. He passes out.

When he wakes up the next morning, he doesn't remember anything past getting in the cab. His gf is gone and is not answering her phone. Six hours pass and he finally gets a call from his gf right before he boards his flight. She tells him that they're done. Finished. Kaput. (A few days later she tells him why.)

First of all, why get that drunk? Wouldn't you want to be able to enjoy it or at least remember it?

Second of all, there's really nothing to say about his comment other than to ask, "Did he really want to have one?" I mean, that's just inexcusable.

Other comments?

TM

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, a friend of mine has a gf (long distance) and she wants to give him a gift, in the form of a threesome. They've tried a few times to rope a third girl in. One time with a stripper, but that fell through when she said she was only a lesbian.

Another time they spent like five hours with a couple at some swingers bar. The potential other girl's guy wanted to watch her with someone else and she was all for it (or so it seemed), and I think the three of them even fooled around a bit at the club. Unfortunately, the couple excused themselves to go to the bathroom before they were all supposed to go back to the hotel room and just disappeared. (Doh.)

So, finally, this guy is in a good situation. He and his gf are in Vegas and have a hot girl interested (she's hotter than his gf, which, as you will see, isn't good). She's all for it. They talk for a long time and he pounds straight vodka after vodka (I guess to loosen himself up). He ends up toe-up-drunk. Shit faced. But that's okay, because they're all still on their way back to the room to get it on.

Back at the hotel, this guy gets into a fight with his gf and says (no joke), the following: "You know, I don't really even want you involved in this at all." GF leaves. Other girl leaves. He passes out.

When he wakes up the next morning, he doesn't remember anything past getting in the cab. His gf is gone and is not answering her phone. Six hours pass and he finally gets a call from his gf right before he boards his flight. She tells him that they're done. Finished. Kaput. (A few days later she tells him why.)

First of all, why get that drunk? Wouldn't you want to be able to enjoy it or at least remember it?

Second of all, there's really nothing to say about his comment other than to ask, "Did he really want to have one?" I mean, that's just inexcusable.

Other comments?

TM

Sounds pretty profoundly stupid. Only explanation that makes sense offhand is that he didn't realize that he was drinking that much, that quickly, and would get shitfaced. Getting that shitfaced introduces the real risk of dumbass tactical errors.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
As opposed to professional drunks?

Are there any gender illusionists?

I'm not getting out much to Barney's Beanery (or anywhere else) lately, but it is within a mile of Cedars. As Paigow pointed out, NCS and I have Rachel Bilson sightings in common; mine was on a Sunday morning watching football. Now, I've got NFL Sunday Ticket and stay home with the kiddo.

Does anyone else think that they're writing Summer a little differently this year? It's like a little bit of Cohen's rubbing off on her. No?

Also, thanks for the tips y'all. I've tivo'd Kill Reality (replaying Friday). Can't wait to see it.

Why no buzz here on "Rome?" I haven't watched it yet (the baby is seriously cutting into our TV time, and what time we have is spent on 24 DVDs (season 3, episode 3 coming up), but we've got the episodes saved. Best show ever?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sounds pretty profoundly stupid. Only explanation that makes sense offhand is that he didn't realize that he was drinking that much, that quickly, and would get shitfaced. Getting that shitfaced introduces the real risk of dumbass tactical errors.

I don't understand why a man wouldn't control his drinking before expected sex. Sloppy drunks aren't good in bed.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys


Why no buzz here on "Rome?" I haven't watched it yet (the baby is seriously cutting into our TV time, and what time we have is spent on 24 DVDs (season 3, episode 3 coming up), but we've got the episodes saved. Best show ever?

Maybe the problem with chatting about "Rome" is that you can't figure out what the fuck is going on without watching it twice.

[nononono]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't understand why a man wouldn't control his drinking before expected sex. Sloppy drunks aren't good in bed.

Too nervous or excited. Stupid.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Gattigap
Sounds pretty profoundly stupid. Only explanation that makes sense offhand is that he didn't realize that he was drinking that much, that quickly, and would get shitfaced. Getting that shitfaced introduces the real risk of dumbass tactical errors.

It's easy to feel invincible in Vegas.


Maybe he thought he would blow his load immediately when the two girls started to undress...