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02-28-2005, 05:34 PM
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#1216
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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I kissed a girl.
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Aha!! Neither did I, but my now gay ex-boyfriend predicted her lesbianism back in 1990. Well done, Jason.
He also predicted that any marriage I got into would not last and that one day I would be off men completely. I guess he's one for two so far.
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Which reminds me -- you mentioned how annoying the male internet dating candidates were. How's it going with the internet chicks?
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02-28-2005, 05:38 PM
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#1217
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Your Lesbian Gossip Of The Day
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Exactly. Perhaps you could contribute to the toy fund.
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Bitch please. I go and buy you a genuine "Tallahassee T&A Truckstop" tank top, and now you talk like you don't even like it when we're with company. I've had it. Maul away.
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02-28-2005, 05:38 PM
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#1218
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Phoenix (for Paigow)...
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wow, Coltrane, I bet you are proud of yourself now...
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Confused. I thought Scottsdale would be NFH's Mecca. Where she can drive her sports car and use her luxury vacuum at will.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-28-2005, 05:39 PM
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#1219
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Speaking of lesbians
Does anyone watch the L Word? If so, have you noticed how many of the women have become much butcher in appearance this year. I didn't know a haircut could take someone (Shane) from the realm of smoking to ick. But I guess this is part of making it more realistic. Sort of deflates my imaginary lesbian balloon a bit.
As did my cousin's mostly lesbian birthday party. I haven't seen that much armpit hair on chicks since Jerry Garcia died.
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02-28-2005, 05:40 PM
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#1220
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Your Lesbian Gossip Of The Day
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Originally posted by ironweed
Bitch please. I go and buy you a genuine "Tallahassee T&A Truckstop" tank top, and now you talk like you don't even like it when we're with company. I've had it. Maul away.
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Baby, no one mauls as well as you do. I still have scratches and bruising from last time you were in Waco.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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02-28-2005, 05:42 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Your Lesbian Gossip Of The Day
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Originally posted by ironweed
YOur avatar is reminding me that it's time to refill my zippo lighter. Thanks!
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Did you get your cigs? g-to-tha-wink can be forgetful when she's in Canada surrounded by hot hockey player types.
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02-28-2005, 05:42 PM
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#1222
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Your Lesbian Gossip Of The Day
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Whereas yours reminds me of... er, nevermind.
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Uh huh. That's right. That's what I thought you said. Keep walking, punk.
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02-28-2005, 05:45 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Phoenix (for Paigow)...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Confused. I thought Scottsdale would be NFH's Mecca. Where she can drive her sports car and use her luxury vacuum at will.
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It's probably trendy to trash Scottsdale.
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02-28-2005, 05:46 PM
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Your Lesbian Gossip Of The Day
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Did you get your cigs? g-to-tha-wink can be forgetful when she's in Canada surrounded by hot hockey player types.
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I am assured that the eagle will be landing shortly to make the drop. I am considering whether she will have to get into the hot tub to prove she's not wearing a wire for the Mounties.
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02-28-2005, 05:47 PM
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#1225
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Your Lesbian Gossip Of The Day
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Originally posted by ironweed
I am assured that the eagle will be landing shortly to make the drop. I am considering whether she will have to get into the hot tub to prove she's not wearing a wire for the Mounties.
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CONSIDERING? If you have an excuse to get her in the hot tub, get her in the hot tub.
Though, if she's wearing different electronics, you may not want them shorting out.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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02-28-2005, 05:47 PM
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#1226
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 261
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Ironweed, by William Kennedy.
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I always thought it was called "The Capital District." Besides, Albany? Please. Everyone knows that all the cool underage Skidmore kids drink Stanwix beer at the VFW in Troy.
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That's the first time I've ever seen "cool" and "Troy" used in the same sentence. What a pit. A pit filled with ugly Russell Sage women, RPI dorks and homeless people. There is a reason that Troy was used to film IRONWEED's depression-era Albany.
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02-28-2005, 05:48 PM
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#1227
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Phoenix (for Paigow)...
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Confused. I thought Scottsdale would be NFH's Mecca. Where she can drive her sports car and use her luxury vacuum at will.
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Not. With the exception of the Grand Canyon and parts of Peoria, I hate everything in Arizona. Especially Tempe.
It's the fake pretension that I hate about Scottsdale. If you're going for pretentious go to Palm Springs. THAT's pretentious - where living on the wrong golf course or driving a 2 year old Rolls will put you on the outside.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-28-2005, 05:50 PM
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#1228
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Look, we've all seen Monster's Ball...
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I actually have not seen Monster's Ball.
Ray should be arriving later this week, though. Perhaps Wednesday.
ETA Monster's Ball will also be arriving later this week. Thanks!
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I'm using lipstick again.
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02-28-2005, 05:53 PM
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#1229
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Phoenix (for Paigow)...
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Not. With the exception of the Grand Canyon and parts of Peoria, I hate everything in Arizona. Especially Tempe.
It's the fake pretension that I hate about Scottsdale. If you're going for pretentious go to Palm Springs. THAT's pretentious - where living on the wrong golf course or driving a 2 year old Rolls will put you on the outside.
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fake pretension. isn't all pretension genuine? how's the Porsche?
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02-28-2005, 05:54 PM
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#1230
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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No Irish Need Apply.
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Originally posted by Dualit
That's the first time I've ever seen "cool" and "Troy" used in the same sentence. What a pit. A pit filled with ugly Russell Sage women, RPI dorks and homeless people. There is a reason that Troy was used to film IRONWEED's depression-era Albany.
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You're from South Troy, too, eh?
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