Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I suppose this is my day to announce all the bad music I have liked over the years. I told my friend this weekend that I kind of liked Informer by Snow - remember that song? It was totally stupid but kind of stuck in my head in a good way. He told me that is like admitting to liking Vanilla Ice. I don't think so - I mean they are both white, but that's about as far as it goes, no?

He also told me that I have no discrimination when it comes to entertainment because I like hockey and ultimate fighting challenge and bad music but I also like good music, ballet, opera etc. I suppose that is true, but I don't think that is such a bad thing.

Oh - he also picked up the check, after some discussion, after which I just sort of thought, fuck it, go ahead. And still wants to sleep with me. And nothing happened, nada. We did have a lot of fun though.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah. Hanging tough would be vertical and hanging upside down, of course.

And it'll put you in a trance with a funky dance.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I suppose this is my day to announce all the bad music I have liked over the years. I told my friend this weekend that I kind of liked Informer by Snow - remember that song? It was totally stupid but kind of stuck in my head in a good way. He told me that is like admitting to liking Vanilla Ice. I don't think so - I mean they are both white, but that's about as far as it goes, no?

Is that the one where the chorus goes "Me licky boom boom down"?

Or something like that?

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I suppose this is my day to announce all the bad music I have liked over the years. I told my friend this weekend that I kind of liked Informer by Snow - remember that song? It was totally stupid but kind of stuck in my head in a good way. He told me that is like admitting to liking Vanilla Ice. I don't think so - I mean they are both white, but that's about as far as it goes, no?

The other day we saw parts of a program that VH1 is running on the 50 most awesomely bad songs or some such. The choices came from that poll folks were talking about a while back.

Informer was on it, as was Vanilla Ice. The commentary is hilarious, so if you get a chance to watch it you'd probably find it funny. As I recall for Informer they felt that the song made no sense. They really slammed JLo for Jenny from the Block. Similarly, they nailed Michael Jackson for this video in which he was trying to romance women.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Plus, that would be an easier costume for you than, say, Snake.

Now I'm thinking Crockett or Tubbs.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Now I'm thinking Crockett or Tubbs.

You could go as Johnny Depp on 21 Jump Street. but that would probably require a lot of plastic surgery--but with the surge in plastic surgery tv shows, you could probably get some TV station to pay for it. Why those twins wanted to look like Brad Pitt rather than Johnny Depp is way beyond me.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
we

Is this some sort of admin emeritus thing?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Not that I dont enjoy unfunny posts and his taking credit for starting this board and stuff, but why is he unignorable again?

Ever since he stopped snacking on Kool-Ade and anchovy pizza before bedtime, the logical force of his posts has been irresistable.

[SlaveNoMore]

Tyrone Slothrop
Ever since he stopped snacking on Kool-Ade and anchovy pizza before bedtime, the logical force of his posts has been irresistable.

You must be referring to that Misty-Fresh-Sock-That-Would-Supplant-Me.

I'm a Hawaiian Punch guy.

not7y(not really, no)S

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Is that Britney peeing on Rebecca St. James' head?




"A Grammy-award winning Christian rock star, who preaches a message of abstinence from sex until marriage, says she feels sorry for pop princess Britney Spears who herself once famously vowed to be a virgin until she wed."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi...eut/index.html

Someone needs to get laid. And for once it ain't Fugee.

TM

PS - She looks way better in that photo than in any other. See?:

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is that Britney peeing on Rebecca St. James' head?

"A Grammy-award winning Christian rock star, who preaches a message of abstinence from sex until marriage, says she feels sorry for pop princess Britney Spears who herself once famously vowed to be a virgin until she wed."

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Musi...eut/index.html

Someone needs to get laid. And for once it ain't Fugee.

TM

PS - She looks way better in that photo than in any other. See?:

This is so embarrassing:

"Another U.S. abstinence organization 'The Silver Ring Thing,' which is partly funded by the U.S. government . . . ."

I'd take it to Politics except I think the Silver Ring must refer to a cock ring.

And why pick on a fine human being like Britney? When she learned that her midget roadies were getting tired of the monotony of being on the road, she sent them on vacation. I have heard that Britney Spears' bored shorts were recently spotted in Florida.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is that Britney peeing on Rebecca St. James' head?

Pre-marital water sports, much like pre-marital anal, is okay with god.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

The singer, who has won a Grammy for "Best Christian Rock Album," made her vow to spurn pre-marital sex at 16 and says she now makes sure she avoids temptation -- even her band are five single men committed to abstaining from pre-marital sex.

"I'm a virgin, I'm 26 and going to stay that way until after I'm married," she said.

"My philosophy is, if you're committed to waiting then don't even go close to the line and only date people who are committed to waiting as well. Even the guys I date... we talk about making sure we don't go close to the line."

Dear Ms. St. James:

Being in the music business, you may be aware that a group called Bing Ji Ling has done a cover of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long."

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS SONG.

Yours very truly,

The Flower

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this some sort of admin emeritus thing?

Yes, and we are not amused that you, a lizard, have the audacity to question us, the great and powerful (but retired) leagleaze.

We shall invoke our mighty powers and delete you.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is so embarrassing:

"Another U.S. abstinence organization 'The Silver Ring Thing,' which is partly funded by the U.S. government . . . ."

I'd take it to Politics except I think the Silver Ring must refer to a cock ring.

And why pick on a fine human being like Britney? When she learned that her midget roadies were getting tired of the monotony of being on the road, she sent them on vacation. I have heard that Britney Spears' bored shorts were recently spotted in Florida.

How is a cock ring supposed to dissuade me from having sex outside of marriage? It's not scary to me.

I guess if it were small enough, and you could convince males that they had to wear it during any non-marital sex, that might dissuade them. But it seems like a hard sell.