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08-17-2005, 04:25 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Does Jon Stewart pay royalties to Bush or Rummy?
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He might should if he quoted one of their own *jokes*.
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08-17-2005, 04:27 PM
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#1262
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by nononono
He might should if he quoted one of their own *jokes*.
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Do the asterisks mean it wasn't really that funny, or that you are caught up in infirmation mode and don't know the code? |
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08-17-2005, 04:28 PM
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#1263
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
He might should if he quoted one of their own *jokes*.
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How many WMDs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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08-17-2005, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by dtb
I know this is a little late, but I have to ask: isn't it a bitch to get chocolate stains out of the sheets? Furthermore, I imagine the visual of chocolate-stained sheets isn't a pretty one.
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The food-enhancing-sex bit worked in 9 1/2 Weeks.
And nowhere else.
I like the food. I like the sex. Together, they're horrendous.
I dated women who tried the food and sex bit. They tended to use words like "sensual" a lot. I found them to be rather lackluster in the sack. Anyone who likes to fuck hasn't the time or patience to be dicking around with strawberries and whipped cream.
I do, however, much enjoy a poist fuck snack and beer. Pacifico is very goood beer. Just bought a case. Excellent for washing down the palate...
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08-17-2005, 04:29 PM
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#1265
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do the asterisks mean it wasn't really that funny, or that you are caught up in infirmation mode and don't know the code?
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It means I don't really *care* about the code.
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08-17-2005, 04:34 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
I know this is a little late, but I have to ask: isn't it a bitch to get chocolate stains out of the sheets? Furthermore, I imagine the visual of chocolate-stained sheets isn't a pretty one.
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The papa-to-be has a terrible sweet tooth and one night, when a little tipsy, he broke out the magic shell. I knew it wouldn't be as fun as he imagined, primarily because I don't like poor substitutes for hot fudge and because I've done the messy food thing before, but I let him go ahead with it. Three reasons I'm glad we did: (1) what ensued was so ridiculous that we still crack up if one of us simply mentions it, (2) I have some very embarrassing pictures of him (I wasn't drunk), and (3) I got my money's worth out of the stain-protection I bought for my sofa. |
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08-17-2005, 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by nononono
It means I don't really *care* about the code.
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The question was rhetorical, but noted. |
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08-17-2005, 04:36 PM
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#1268
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The question was rhetorical, but noted.
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I know it was, but I just hate for there to be misconceptions hanging out there.
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08-17-2005, 04:37 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Originally posted by nononono
It means I don't really *care* about the code.
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Oooh. Them's fightin' words, missy. |
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08-17-2005, 04:38 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The food-enhancing-sex bit worked in 9 1/2 Weeks.
And nowhere else.
I like the food. I like the sex. Together, they're horrendous.
I dated women who tried the food and sex bit. They tended to use words like "sensual" a lot. I found them to be rather lackluster in the sack. Anyone who likes to fuck hasn't the time or patience to be dicking around with strawberries and whipped cream.
I do, however, much enjoy a poist fuck snack and beer. Pacifico is very goood beer. Just bought a case. Excellent for washing down the palate...
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Does anyone have any experience with supposed aphrodisiacs?
I bought this cookbook once for someone, and I think the photographs are gorgeous, but I've never tried any of the recipies. The food looked delicious and sensual and all that sort of stuff, but I have a feeling that if you're setting out deliberately to seduce someone, you're pretty much already riding a pretty erotic wave.
That said, I'm always up for something new. Anyone have any suggestions for what I should cook for balt next time he's in town?
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08-17-2005, 04:39 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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This could be you
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Originally posted by dtb
Oooh. Them's fightin' words, missy.
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I care about grammar, though, if that helps.
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08-17-2005, 04:40 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. I'd never let a dog lick my nipples. Thats a recipe for winding up like Geldof's character at the end of The Wall.
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From Savage Love:
Ahem: My six-year-old advice to "Help Me"—the woman who let a dog eat her out and was wondering "How'd that happen?"—pissed off all the dog-fuckers out there. To read what the dog-fuckers have on their minds, go to savagelove/dogfucking."
http://avclub.com/content/savagelove
I'm afraid to go there from work, but I'd be interested in hearing the input from the pissed off dog-fuckers. Can someone help me out?
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08-17-2005, 04:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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This could be you
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Originally posted by nononono
I know it was, but I just hate for there to be misconceptions hanging out there.
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Don't worry. I think the concept is pretty clear. |
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08-17-2005, 04:40 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Sorry, Slave
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In that case, think twice before guaranteeing his debt.
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He has so-so credit, so I'm one step ahead of you. Hooray! |
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08-17-2005, 04:42 PM
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#1275
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Sorry, Slave
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
He has so-so credit, so I'm one step ahead of you. Hooray!
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Oh, please, GWNC. I just TUIMMALB. Could you stop gushing about your boyfriend? We really don't want to hear about his credit score. |
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