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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I did that, too -- but if she tries it, I will catch her because I only keep brown liquor in the house, and I drink it neat.

(and wine, but we don't have enough bottles that Mrs. Not Bob wouldn't notice that one is missing)

Let her steal a little so she learns. The chicks who never got a little tipsy always wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors when they finally "discovered" alcohol.

My folks had me make drinks for them and their friends as a kid. I guess they thought it was cute. That taught me that one should not consume a half liter of any spirit in one sitting. I never wrecked the car drunk or wound up at the hospital like so many classmates.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by RedLady
But will my nephew not think they are cool because they come from his aunt? Even though, odds are, I've never listened to much of the music?

RL

In general, aunts are much cooler than parents, so yes, you have that on your side.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
He knows you're not his daddy?

Like so much of wonk's diet, you're on a roll.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Let her steal a little so she learns. The chicks who never got a little tipsy always wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors when they finally "discovered" alcohol.

My parents let me drink and I still wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors. Mind you, I am sort of reasonably well-behaved now, so there is hope.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My parents let me drink and I still wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors. Mind you, I am sort of reasonably well-behaved now, so there is hope.

For whom?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I did that, too -- but if she tries it, I will catch her because I only keep brown liquor in the house, and I drink it neat.

And I thought atticus was the only one who drinks poopka.

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
My parents let me drink and I still wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors. Mind you, I am sort of reasonably well-behaved now, so there is hope.

2. Except for the there being hope part.

On a different thread, honestly, people, how could wanker's kids be self-confident and secure if they thought HE was their bio dad?

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
[I used to fuck everyone]. Mind you, I am sort of reasonably well-behaved now, so there is hope.

Damn.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Damn.

We were talking about drinking, people. I just meant I don't fuck everyone in a stupor anymore. That's all.

[ltl/fb]

oooh! someone just handed me something made by MMF Industries. OK, fine, it's just some kind of ticket and not at all sexual, but still.

That is all.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Mind you, I am sort of reasonably well-behaved now, so there is hope.

Define "reasonably."

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Let her steal a little so she learns. The chicks who never got a little tipsy always wound up fucking everybody in drunken stupors when they finally "discovered" alcohol.

My folks had me make drinks for them and their friends as a kid. I guess they thought it was cute. That taught me that one should not consume a half liter of any spirit in one sitting. I never wrecked the car drunk or wound up at the hospital like so many classmates.

Good point. The catholic school girls I went to college with were total sluts. If you withhold too long - shit happens.

NB, let her drink some of the stuff that tastes nasty to teenagers - like Bourbon or Scotch. Keep her away from the rum.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
oooh! someone just handed me something made by MMF Industries.

And you want to be my latex salesman.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Define "reasonably."

5 drinks instead of 10-20

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Good point. The catholic school girls I went to college with were total sluts.

NB, let her drink some of the stuff that tastes nasty to teenagers - like Bourbon or Scotch. Keep her away from the rum.

I liked scotch as a kid. Granted, I developed the taste for it by drinking the watered-down dregs left over from my mom's scotches on the rocks, but nevertheless, I was quite a fan until a friend thought it would be fun to have me, weighing in at around 115, try pretty much every scotch on the menu at some bar. Ruined it for me.