Fashion Board 4-6-04 to 5-7-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Once again, I find the odd cuttlefish mating ritual to be an apt metaphor for this FB discourse.

Please. Don't be such a fucking loser.





It's obvious to everyone, including your dumb ass, that seahorse mating practices are far more interesting. Bonehead.

TM

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
In their defense (sort of), scheduling can be a real issue because few contractors do all the work themselves, and so a sub's (or different sub's) failure to get something done on time, on this or a totally different project, can screw up everyone else's scheduling all down the line, which screws up their ability to move on to the next job, and the next, etc.

Fuck them. They are just getting off on the power they pretend to have over others.



(BnB, I'll check my e-mail for those pics shortly)

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Mating commences in Winter when large numbers of cuttlefish gather on the shallow near-shore reefs. Rival males become aggressive with one another, flaring out the web membrane between their tentacles and turning vivid colours. Then, they circle one another, copying each others movements. The larger and more colourful male wins the encounter and neither is harmed. Sometimes however, some males become more violent and one male cuttlefish tries to bite his rival. To attract females, the males splay their tentacles and use all of their colours in an effort to impress the females.

So..which FB babe do they want?

Quit trying to get me to splay my tentacles. Despite your vast power, you'll just have to order the MYOD kit like everyone else.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Quit trying to get me to splay my tentacles. Despite your vast power, you'll just have to order the MYOD kit like everyone else.

I am sure that your penis is lovely, however, I prefer my sex toys to look less like penii and more like virtually anything else.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I am sure that your penis is lovely, however, I prefer my sex toys to look less like penii and more like virtually anything else.

even more like a cuttlefish? intriguing.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by leagleaze
I am sure that your penis is lovely, however, I prefer my sex toys to look less like penii and more like virtually anything else.

See my moniker. I can be quite adaptable and infinitely accomodating.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Very hot...for a guy.

TM

Well, given that this is the second time someone mentioned that possibility, I suppose that I ought to cut the next celeb arrested with a TV hooker a bit of slack.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
So, I've been thinking about this for a couple of days. I've seen the below ad on the Wonkette's website, and part of me said "she's ugly," and another part said "she's hot." I have to admit that "she's hot" has won.

But help a brother out. Am I wrong? Hot or not? (Yes, I am aware that -- based on the ad copy -- she won't find me hot, but indulge me.)

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I wouldn't call her hot so much as I'd call her arresting. Her features are very sharp, not in a bad way, but not in a way that comprts with classic notions of beauty. Nevertheless, she possesses a sultry quality and a great pair of lips, that, combined with some very dramatic cosmetics, makes you stop and look at her in a "whoa" sort of way.

Just my .02

Originally posted by taxwonk
I wouldn't call her hot so much as I'd call her arresting. Her features are very sharp, not in a bad way, but not in a way that comprts with classic notions of beauty. Nevertheless, she possesses a sultry quality and a great pair of lips, that, combined with some very dramatic cosmetics, makes you stop and look at her in a "whoa" sort of way.

Just my .02

Thank you debslave. one thing wrong with your analysis, and maybe this is one of those things men dont notice like the blackbush, but that chick has a shitload of liipliner on. Her lips are half that size. You can tell by the top center and the sides.

[YKW]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Sorry, dude.

I love it. I express the same complaint as 300 other people on this board (specifically, stop humoring the idiotic sock who lives to spread bullshit because it's noise most of us don't want to hear) and you get a stick up your tight ass.

As far as the mouse comment, it was really only a comment on your use of the phrase, "Complain much?" It was a stupid reply and I made a joke of it by incorporating it into your cat and mouse analogy. And I believe it was you who declared yourself to be the cat (i.e., big man around here) by using the analogy in the first place. But whatever.

As far as the photo posting issue, it was Finch who wanted to further refine the rule about what photos can and can't be posted here. I merely suggested something based on what you said the software could do for us (and I actually complimented you on what the software was capable of).

I believe and will continue to believe that the input of regular posters is what makes this place fun to visit. The rules we have have been discussed "ad nauseum" (as you put it) and the ones we will incorporate going forward should be discussed as well.

Your problem is that you want to be the cat, but whenever someone suggests something other than what you want, you immediately become the whiny, little mouse that you are.

TM

Hey Sparky, take a chill pill already, you ain't the boss of us.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
I suppose that I ought to cut the next celeb arrested with a TV hooker a bit of slack.

After last night, you damn well better, baby.



TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
scary pic

TM

Link please next time. My IT department frowns on illicit Captain Kirk viewing. Didn't we just talk about the rules against this sort of thing?


On a related note, did you all know that the student center at McGill University (an otherwise respectable institution) is called the William Shatner University Centre? Not because he gave any money or anything. Just because he went to school there. They're proud of it.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Come on, baby. You know that's not true. Are you trying to say there's no chance for us? Even after last night?



TM

He's different, but only because he's a bad mutha. . .

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Relax -- I lied because I'm hoping you'll show me your tits now.

It doesn't work. I tried it already.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by YKW
Hey Sparky, take a chill pill already, you ain't the boss of us.

If you have something to say to TM, say it with your real login. Don't be a coward.