Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Or, how things will be in the US if the Christian Right gets full control of sex ed. Perhaps the amazing bachelorettes will need this education as well, Trish aside.

linky

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Or, how things will be in the US if the Christian Right gets full control of sex ed. Perhaps the amazing bachelorettes will need this education as well, Trish aside.

linky

Someone better get Rebecca St. James an issue of Cosmo. Is she sure she knows exactly what she's abstaining from?

[SlaveNoMore]

ltl/fb
Where is our story about silver cock rings, shoe fetishists and a dog?

Go over to Infirm and post something awful about Dewey Ballantine. He'll show up eventually

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Go over to Infirm and post something awful about Dewey Ballantine. He'll show up eventually

I don't want to talk to a dog wearing a silver cock ring and pretty shoes. Dogs don't talk. Or type. Boring.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Where is our story about silver cock rings, shoe fetishists and a dog?

Why dont you just connect the dots yourself and write your own inside story behind the inside joke? Really, its the only fun an out of the looper can have with these pithy posts,

One night, Slave was out on the town with a bumch of his GA bitches including Lady Greediva and a couple of others. After having about twenty Johnny Blues he decided to take two of the lucky winners home for one of his world renowned threesomes. He decided that the ladies with the stillettos would probably be the sluttiest and thus most likely to engage in said threeway. When he and the ladies, including Lady G, got back to the Slave Chamber, he had a little trouble getting aroused, suffering from a malaise known by SD as "whiskey dick". Slave might call it "coke dick" and Atticus might call it "bed shitter dick", but I digres.s. So Greediva, in her infinte wisome, dug into her bag o tricks and plopped on a cockring. Well, it wasnt reall a cock ring, but the silver loop for the big toe from her manolos, which of course fit slave perfectly. after the other lady rubbed her shoes on slave's dick , he was able to get a little bit of an erection, and Lady G slipped the silver toe/cock ring on, and the threesome was on.
Slave came in the toe ring less manolo and they all lived happily ever after until the two ladies woke up with a nasty case of razor burn all over their bodies. The shoe was really scratched up too.

The End.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why dont you just connect the dots yourself and write your own inside story behind the inside joke? Really, its the only fun an out of the looper can have with these pithy posts,

One night, Slave was out on the town with a bumch of his GA bitches including Lady Greediva and a couple of others. After having about twenty Johnny Blues he decided to take two of the lucky winners home for one of his world renowned threesomes. He decided that the ladies with the stillettos would probably be the sluttiest and thus most likely to engage in said threeway. When he and the ladies, including Lady G, got back to the Slave Chamber, he had a little trouble getting aroused, suffering from a malaise known by SD as "whiskey dick". Slave might call it "coke dick" and Atticus might call it "bed shitter dick", but I digres.s. So Greediva, in her infinte wisome, dug into her bag o tricks and plopped on a cockring. Well, it wasnt reall a cock ring, but the silver loop for the big toe from her manolos, which of course fit slave perfectly. after the other lady rubbed her shoes on slave's dick , he was able to get a little bit of an erection, and Lady G slipped the silver toe/cock ring on, and the threesome was on.
Slave came in the toe ring less manolo and they all lived happily ever after until the two ladies woke up with a nasty case of razor burn all over their bodies. The shoe was really scratched up too.

The End.

That would be more titillating if the phrase "bed shitter" did not appear in it. But thank you.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oz had much better, tigheter writing. That show ran like a clock. The Sopranos is a bloated mess. You don't need a script doctor to tell you that you can't fit 30 characters with 15 separate involved plots/subplots into a one hour, 13 episode season. Its likt they're trying to juggle five miniseries at once.

And yet Deadwood seems headed towards this same problem. That said, it's AWESOME. I have a man-crush on Charlie Utter, walking around asking everyone if his coat looks ridiculous.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why dont you just connect the dots yourself and write your own inside story behind the inside joke? Really, its the only fun an out of the looper can have with these pithy posts,

One night, Slave was out on the town with a bumch of his GA bitches including Lady Greediva and a couple of others. After having about twenty Johnny Blues he decided to take two of the lucky winners home for one of his world renowned threesomes. He decided that the ladies with the stillettos would probably be the sluttiest and thus most likely to engage in said threeway. When he and the ladies, including Lady G, got back to the Slave Chamber, he had a little trouble getting aroused, suffering from a malaise known by SD as "whiskey dick". Slave might call it "coke dick" and Atticus might call it "bed shitter dick", but I digres.s. So Greediva, in her infinte wisome, dug into her bag o tricks and plopped on a cockring. Well, it wasnt reall a cock ring, but the silver loop for the big toe from her manolos, which of course fit slave perfectly. after the other lady rubbed her shoes on slave's dick , he was able to get a little bit of an erection, and Lady G slipped the silver toe/cock ring on, and the threesome was on.
Slave came in the toe ring less manolo and they all lived happily ever after until the two ladies woke up with a nasty case of razor burn all over their bodies. The shoe was really scratched up too.

The End.

Yeah, but what about the dog?

[Slave Once Again]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
KOOKOO OUTABLE AND DEFAMATORY STORY.

The End.

I don't want to abuse my admin powers, again, but can one of my fellow admins take care of this. And also send KOO KOO over a couple of doses of her meds, she seems to have fallen off the wagon again.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Or, how things will be in the US if the Christian Right gets full control of sex ed. Perhaps the amazing bachelorettes will need this education as well, Trish aside.

linky

The radio show Loveline has a regular feature called "Germany or Florida." I'm totally calling this one in tonight to try to get on.

The idea is that all the strangest things in the world happen in Germany or Florida. People call in with a description, and Adam and Dr. Drew guess whether it's Germany or Florida.

Fantastic radio.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, but what about the dog?

I mentioned the chick who rubbed the shoe against Slave's limpid member.

bah dum bah

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That would be more titillating if the phrase "bed shitter" did not appear in it. But thank you.

prude.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
prude.

Thank You!

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
prude.

I apologize. I should have said "more titillating to me" rather than just "more titillating." Instead, I rudely attempted to impose my sexual values on others. Please forgive me.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Or, how things will be in the US if the Christian Right gets full control of sex ed. Perhaps the amazing bachelorettes will need this education as well, Trish aside.

linky

I call bullshit.