Fringey's taut-abbed painter

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
So who's the "private collector"? Earliest known written porn auctioned off at Sotheby's for a record price.

My initial guess was Less, but since the topic is ass fucking it might be fringey.

No, this isn't porn. This is literature. That is RT's arena.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
I've got a 5th of Johnny Gold teed up for Xmas. That juice is lethal. You can drink it like water. Sooooo smooth.

Apropos of something, they FINALLY starting selling my favorite Johnnie Walker - the GREEN LABEL - in the US last month

NEW YORK, Nov. 10 /PRNewswire/ -- Johnnie Walker, the world's best selling brand of Scotch Whisky today launched Johnnie Walker Green Label(TM) in the United States. Joining the portfolio of Red Label(TM), Black Label(TM), Gold Label(TM) and Blue Label(TM), Johnnie Walker Green Label is only the fifth new label launched by Johnnie Walker in 184 years and is one of the first pure malt whiskies to be distributed in the United States.

Formerly known as Johnnie Walker Pure Malt, Johnnie Walker Green Label has only been available in a limited number of markets and Global Duty Free. Since its introduction in 1997, it has grown rapidly -- largely through word of mouth -- and has won the highest awards for quality in seven of eight years. As a result, it is considered to be 'the best kept secret' of the Johnnie Walker portfolio...

"We know this special whisky is already extremely popular. In fact, consumer demand for Johnnie Walker Green Label has been so intense that we moved up the US launch date by one year," says Nichols. "To get the product on US shelves in time for the holidays, we flew the first several thousand cases in by airfreight."

Granted, I'm still not sure whether I liked it more merely because it was oh-so hard to get, but whatever.

[SlaveNoMore]

bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.

Briana loves Jenna

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Apropos of something, they FINALLY starting selling my favorite Johnnie Walker - the GREEN LABEL - in the US last month



Granted, I'm still not sure whether I liked it more merely because it was oh-so hard to get, but whatever.

What's a bottle of that gonna set you back?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by baltassoc
What's a bottle of that gonna set you back?

A promotion and a relationship.

[baltassoc]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
A promotion and a relationship.

Surely that takes more than just one bottle.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Surely that takes more than just one bottle.

I dunno. He said it was a really good scotch.

What the hell. I'm willing to risk it. I'm not in any relationships right now, anyway.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Yeah, in Twin Peaks that teenager who was trying to get a job at the brothel that her dad frequented "auditioned" for a job with that trick.

I can do it (poll topic!). It's nice to know that I'm qualified to whore myself out in multiple ways, not just as an attorney.

I can do it too. Why is it such a turn on?

Boys always liked that and my other bar trick (that one I could understand since it involved various bodily contortions and the potential for a wet shirt).

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I'm back and I didn't get the attention I anticipated.

TM

Translation: Without you, I'm nothing.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Translation: Without you, I'm nothing.

I'm not going to argue this one. You're an unlimited source of material, wackadoo.

TM

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I can do it too. Why is it such a turn on?

Boys always liked that and my other bar trick (that one I could understand since it involved various bodily contortions and the potential for a wet shirt).

I can smoke a cigarette with the lit end in my mouth. While attention-getting, I don't think it's much of a turn-on.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I can smoke a cigarette with the lit end in my mouth. While attention-getting, I don't think it's much of a turn-on.

What won't you suck on?

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I can do it too. Why is it such a turn on?

Boys always liked that and my other bar trick (that one I could understand since it involved various bodily contortions and the potential for a wet shirt).

Maybe the dudes dig the idea that a chick has a supple and flexible tongue?

What's the other trick? Sounds like it involves drinking a beer from a bottle held within your cleavage. (Not that I've ever seen a Tri Delt from Podunk State do that after one too many "Purple Passions" at a fraternity party or anything.)

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I can do it too. Why is it such a turn on?

Boys always liked that and my other bar trick (that one I could understand since it involved various bodily contortions and the potential for a wet shirt).

The infamous hands-free blowjob?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
The infamous hands-free blowjob?

Good for you!