Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 93

SlaveNoMore · 09-22-2005, 06:17 PM

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paigowprincess
...bc, well, I am a cheap jewess.

Actually, the term is "cheap ass fucking deadbeat"

09-22-2005, 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She wants to name drop that she knows 2 people on a reality show, but she buries it a ramble so that she can still criticize str8 for name dropping that he knows people from reality shows.

Dude, I don't know them, my sister does. However, I used to regale in tales of their jappery back when she was in school. I did however know two other reality people, none of whom had any kind of success but one was on that show where the guys wore masks and one was on the Bob Bachelor.

I am almost certain I know Jim. Cannot place it though. Perhaps I slept with him in the mid nineties? Nah, too loud.

Is nobody else watching this show?

09-22-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Tread lightly, hombre - someone already offered a box of Cohibas

I dont get it. Can they be liquidated and donated to my charity?

ltl/fb · 09-22-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Actually, the term is "cheap ass fucking deadbeat"

I need some punctuation here.

cheap, ass-fucking deadbeat

cheapass-fucking deadbeat (I believe this would make you, slave, a cheapass)

cheapass, fucking deadbeat

09-22-2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Actually, the term is "cheap ass fucking deadbeat"

The implication was clear.

And deadbeat? Are you my child?

Penske_Account · 09-22-2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Tread lightly, hombre - someone already offered a box of Cohibas

What is that, a play for a percentage? You can have 3% of the net, and a medium wife-beater T, to show off your gunz.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 09-22-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I need some punctuation here.

cheap, ass-fucking deadbeat

cheapass-fucking deadbeat (I believe this would make you, slave, a cheapass)

cheapass, fucking deadbeat

Cheap ass fucking? Deadbeat.

09-22-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
What is that, a play for a percentage? You can have 3% of the net, and a medium wife-beater T, to show off your gunz.

The only percentage slave gets for the Donate Me Off the Boards is a paigow free life. And penske free one once he is ready for it. You would think he would be ponying up for that one, non? Its not like I am impersonating an admin or anything. Slave shoudl get teh value of the cohibas and kick it to the Fund. Bc, if it hits ten grand, I vow to leave. I will. For good.

Penske_Account · 09-22-2005, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I was typing as she was talking. Let me distill the key points:

-Parked bright red Merceded 150E (or whatever) illegall on quad daily and just let daddy pay the tickets.
-Run DMC at Sweet Sixteen

You, my dear, are no Long Island JAP. No such creature would ever have gone to law school.

Paigs, you know I love you, like a half-sister who one half-fantasises about but can never fully have, platonically, but I gotta break ranks here. You know where I went to school (or if you don't want, you know how to martindale me). Plenty of LI legacies from the undergrad go on to LS.

Penske_Account · 09-22-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The only percentage slave gets for the Donate Me Off the Boards is a paigow free life. And penske free one once he is ready for it. You would think he would be ponying up for that one, non? Its not like I am impersonating an admin or anything. Slave shoudl get teh value of the cohibas and kick it to the Fund. Bc, if it hits ten grand, I vow to leave. I will. For good.

do we have a blog address reserved?

09-22-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Paigs, you know I love you, like a half-sister who one half-fantasises about but can never fully have, platonically, but I gotta break ranks here. You know where I went to school (or if you don't want, you know how to martindale me). Plenty of LI legacies from the undergrad go on to LS.

1) Not all Longuyislanders are A List Japs. Leave the merecedes on the quad, Run DMC at your Sweet Sixteen varietal. I know thse gals did roam freely at your school., but I doubt any went to law school (the Blist level might have gone for the MRS though).

2) I am not including LI guys in the Jap thing as it rfers to princesses, not princes.

robustpuppy · 09-22-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
The only percentage slave gets for the Donate Me Off the Boards is a paigow free life. And penske free one once he is ready for it. You would think he would be ponying up for that one, non? Its not like I am impersonating an admin or anything. Slave shoudl get teh value of the cohibas and kick it to the Fund. Bc, if it hits ten grand, I vow to leave. I will. For good.

As if Slave and everyone else haven't already paid enough.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 09-22-2005, 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. And I forgot to pimp my favourite Oregon wineries, Owen Roe and its sister, Sineann. I need a drink. Badly.

Now thems some labels:

09-22-2005, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
do we have a blog address reserved?

I do

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-22-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Isn't that too close to rl? I've got to be one-woman man all the time. On the internet, I wanna fuck around.

Me too. Although I only have one internet girlfriend. Hi ncs!!

And I think sexual peak is mid-to-late 30's. At least that has been my experience.