Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones!

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Are you sure you're not missing a check or two here?

Yes. Thank you for pointing that out. Add two checks. And thank you, sugar, for noticing.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You went to law school. Did you go to find a husband or a career? I am not saying you arent a jap, I am just saying you are not As Jappy As It Gets. Do you wear liquid black eyeliner and enough foundatino to warrant the nickname "Base Face"? Do you wear bronzey power (what was that stuff called that came in the pottery looking jug- ____ Earth"? Didnt you once say that people never think you are Jewish? That right there elimninates your from Ultimate Jap Status.


This would be a great Reality TV Show.

Honey, those aren't JAPs. They're tramps. God, have you never been to Boca?

eta: I've said people are surprised I am jewish because of my name. (Hi dtb!) But really, no one ever mistakes me for anything but a jewess.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know how people say nfh isn't female? I don't know about that- but having seen this post I can say with 100% reliability that Sebby is faking that he lives in Philly. Maybe he's a notbob sock from Podunk?

Dude, everybody in the western burbs of this town is a WASP, no matter what your actual ethnicity might be. I sometimes feel like I died and woke up in a fucking Brooke Brothers catalog. This place is packed with decrepit old WASPS who look like they graduated with President Taft (the goddamned penny loafer is still worn around here). Maybe thats just the western burbs. I've never spent any time in Chestnut Hill (Catholicland, right?) or the Northeast.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Honey, those aren't JAPs. They're tramps. God, have you never been to Boca?

eta: I've said people are surprised I am jewish because of my name. (Hi dtb!) But really, no one ever mistakes me for anything but a jewess.

The Boca Resort and Club (or whatever its called... you know, that huge sprawling complex) is perhaps some of the best people watching available.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by dtb
OK. I give. What are blumpkins?

Jesusmaryandjoseph. Will no one answer this poor woman's question? I can't carry the load all by myself.

[Beelzebubba]

Originally posted by dtb
OK. I give. What are blumpkins?

To receive fellatio whilst defacating.

Please also take special note of the blumpkin El Nino defined in the Urbandictionary as "[w]hen you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face."

Asked and answered.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I can't take this.

I feel like throwing up.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Beelzebubba
To receive fellatio whilst defacating.

Please also take special note of the blumpkin El Nino defined in the Urbandictionary as "[w]hen you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face."

Asked and answered.

Good god, that takes the toilet cake for the most disgusting thing I have read here.

It is also second-most disturbing, with first the idea of paigow's being the internet stepmother to my child.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive

I only have one tv also.

1 TV. No Tivo. No HD.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can't take this.

I feel like throwing up.

It's breaking my heart, too.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Evacuated. Unbelievably happy my brother and I had the "what to do when aliens/terrorists/hurrianes attack" conversation in July, because our discussion of the back roads turned a potential 14 hour car ride into a 4 and a half hour one (usually an hour and a half).

So you evacuated to a hipster music festival where you're soon to be joined by your luv-air to ride out the storm (heh - I said "ride") drinking Shiner Bock and generally painting the town red?

Where the fuck is my hurricane?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
1 TV. No Tivo. No HD.

You are so fucking real. I could kiss you.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
So you evacuated to a hipster music festival where you're soon to be joined by your luv-air to ride out the storm (heh - I said "ride") drinking Shiner Bock and generally painting the town red?

Where the fuck is my hurricane?

"Hipster" means something different than "hippie."

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
You are so fucking real. I could kiss you.

Thank God I have two Televisions.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Thank God I have two Televisions.

You are so magnificently deluxe. I could give you an unlubed hand job.