Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I will change my opinion on this issue only when people devise some new signal at weddings to force the newlyweds to perform far more elaborate sexual acts for the guests.

At my wedding my mom and dad did body shots off his mom and dad every time anyone tipped the bartender.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
DO NOT DO THE GLASS CLINKY-CLINKY THING TO TRY TO GET THE NEWLYWEDS TO KISS. It is not funny. It is not cute. It is nothing more than confirmation that you are so fucking boring that you are unable to come up with decent conversation, so you resort to little wedding gimmicks instead, knowing that all the other too-fucking-boring-to-converse lemmings around you will join in your clinky-clink jackassery and then giggle like the dim-witted morons that you all are when the couple actually kisses.

I will change my opinion on this issue only when people devise some new signal at weddings to force the newlyweds to perform far more elaborate sexual acts for the guests.

Actually, it's usually confirmation that some other boor is prattling on being obnoxious, often kvetching endlessly in a know-it-all fashion about how to do or not do a wedding, and a good way to cut that boor short.

G(clinky clinky now)3

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm drawing the line (so to speak) at coke in the bathrooms though.

Well, that makes for one Less person you have to invite, at least.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Well, that makes for one Less person you have to invite, at least.

YOu weren't on the invite list, Lester.

[Atticus Grinch]

Video game designers are starting to catch on to a phenomenon known to robotics designers since 1978 --- that there is an "uncanny valley" in human emotional response to artificial anthropomorphic figures, such that creations with 10% apparent human characteristics (say, your dog) get more-humanized in our perceptions, while things with 99% apparent human characteristics (say, Not Me) get de-humanized in our perceptions. This Slate article explains why movie, television and game designers should be careful about sophisticated CGI characters: your Roomba is "cute" but Haley Joel Osment is "creepy."

Sadly, this means I probably shouldn't go forward with my project to create CGI pornos featuring the chick I had a crush on in 8th grade.

etfg

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
YOu weren't on the invite list, Lester.

Who else is going to satisfy your horny friends?

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Who else is going to satisfy your horny friends?

the Paigow, no?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
While I agree I don't want to hear the bride's father publicly urge the groom to mount her and lay his seed upon her fertile crescent with great dispatch, I disagree about the sexual imagery of the couple. A well-designed wedding is so loaded with subtle sexual innuendo that it's the ceremony, not the reception, that primes the pump for hookups among the single guests.

Agreed. I didn't say the wedding is unssexy. I said the "grandchildren speech" is unsexy. A well designed wedding, like any other alcohol fueld get together involving members of opposite sexes, is a a great place to hook up.

However, the "I can't wait for grandchildren" speech is the most unsexual thing anyone can possibly hear. The speaker is cock blocking every single male in the room, unless watching old people act pathetic gets you hot and bothered. I know I get randy as a spring rooster when I hear a 65 year old man toast his son's copulating with the lad's new bride in front of a room full of people.

My wife and I told friends in advance that we expected no glass-ringing. That's fucking obnoxious. Its like one guy has the cell phone of all guests and decides to call them all simultaneously. If I'm talking to someone across the room, I don't want to be expected to shut up because some berr drunk cousin of the groom with a spiked mullet decides he wants to make the bride and groom kiss. Tell Cletus to go hit the PPV or kiss his sister.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Who else is going to satisfy your horny friends?

Proposed revision:

After the word "to" insert the following "attempt to"

[the Spartan]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Proposed revision:

After the word "to" insert the following "attempt to"

Uncool. That's really unfair to the Paigow. You can't judge her on the Slave fiasco. I hear he was suffering from whiskey dick. No offence.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Proposed revision:

After the word "to" insert the following "attempt to"

Will you have porta-potties?

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Will you have porta-potties?

Hey, you're not supposed to post on insider information. But yes, she'll be there (i'm not sure about the porta potties) as well as the yahoo girl (former Miss Venus Swimwear NY, which has got to be worse than being an International Male model).

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
Hey, you're not supposed to post on insider information. But yes, she'll be there (i'm not sure about the porta potties) as well as the yahoo girl (former Miss Venus Swimwear NY, which has got to be worse than being an International Male model).

I had not one but two former Heifer Queens of Monroe County at my wedding.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by the Spartan
Uncool. That's really unfair to the Paigow. You can't judge her on the Slave fiasco. I hear he was suffering from whiskey dick. No offence.

what in the hell are you talking about. I merely question Less's ability to satisfy any woman. I hear not many go back for seconds.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This woudn't bother me at all, but I love fish and will basically eat anything placed in front of me.

How about MR's wife's ass?*

TM

* I'm not sure if tossed salad counts as vegetarian.